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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
spectacular round eye
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
drunken overrated wrinkle
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
naked orange hall
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Vigorous brunch
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Seedy Bright Shrine Stain
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
kink-friendly site digit ratio
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
pearly hissy fit
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
big step-uncle's house famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
flickering pontificating property double fault
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
claret alpha state
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
lascivious locale roast beef
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Aromatic volcanic crater
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Hideous irradiated address partner
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Jade soul-stirring rigpig
  06/30/25
cr
up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
flickering pontificating property double fault
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Bull headed theater stage
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Aromatic volcanic crater
  06/30/25
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Self-centered forum
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
lascivious locale roast beef
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Jade soul-stirring rigpig
  06/30/25
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Cheese-eating windowlicker jew
  07/01/25
*bussy
chest-beating exciting death wish
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
kink-friendly site digit ratio
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Impertinent slap-happy office
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Out-of-control sanctuary corn cake
  06/30/25
fuck
lascivious locale roast beef
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Impertinent slap-happy office
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
spectacular round eye
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
lascivious locale roast beef
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Bull headed theater stage
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  06/30/25
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trip sneaky criminal bawdyhouse
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Internet-worthy angry persian
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Fuchsia queen of the night laser beams
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Hyperactive community account pisswyrm
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Fuchsia queen of the night laser beams
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Self-centered forum
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Fuchsia queen of the night laser beams
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
razzmatazz disturbing school kitty
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
motley locus legal warrant
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Multi-colored dead factory reset button foreskin
  06/30/25
tcr
Self-centered forum
  07/01/25
just jump
magenta base
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  06/30/25
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Violent violet meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Hot costumed kitchen
  06/30/25
wow
up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Heady henna deer antler
  06/30/25
JFC man
up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
big step-uncle's house famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
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magenta base
  06/30/25
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lascivious locale roast beef
  06/30/25
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Aromatic volcanic crater
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Stirring know-it-all point becky
  06/30/25
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charismatic theater nibblets
  06/30/25
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motley locus legal warrant
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Multi-colored dead factory reset button foreskin
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Internet-worthy angry persian
  06/30/25
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Cerise Violent Dilemma Coffee Pot
  07/01/25
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Cheese-eating windowlicker jew
  07/01/25
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salmon confused organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Mildly autistic center wagecucks
  07/01/25
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Floppy ebony tanning salon
  07/01/25
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naked orange hall
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Seedy Bright Shrine Stain
  06/30/25
bro
up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  06/30/25
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Multi-colored dead factory reset button foreskin
  06/30/25
lol
Self-centered forum
  07/01/25
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Vibrant Disrespectful Trailer Park
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Awkward Zippy Theatre Pozpig
  06/30/25
jfc
up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
flickering pontificating property double fault
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Stirring know-it-all point becky
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
charismatic theater nibblets
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Self-centered forum
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Awkward Zippy Theatre Pozpig
  07/01/25
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Hyperactive community account pisswyrm
  07/01/25
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charismatic theater nibblets
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Floppy ebony tanning salon
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Free-loading heaven
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Bull headed theater stage
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
lascivious locale roast beef
  06/30/25
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up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  07/01/25
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Ivory Bateful Public Bath Hairy Legs
  07/01/25
lol
Self-centered forum
  07/01/25
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magenta base
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Saffron shivering resort mexican
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
rebellious mood
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Buff circlehead quadroon
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Gold Impressive Station Degenerate
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Bat-shit-crazy Spot
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Ivory Bateful Public Bath Hairy Legs
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
topaz incel nowag
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Self-centered forum
  07/01/25
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up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Cheese-eating windowlicker jew
  07/01/25
😟
Stimulating dysfunction
  07/01/25
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Maroon garrison fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
holy shit
up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Ivory Bateful Public Bath Hairy Legs
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
razzle-dazzle submissive parlor rigor
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Floppy ebony tanning salon
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
kink-friendly site digit ratio
  07/01/25
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up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Floppy ebony tanning salon
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Floppy ebony tanning salon
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Hot costumed kitchen
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
kink-friendly site digit ratio
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Razzle Green Nursing Home
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Cheese-eating windowlicker jew
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
comical new version boiling water
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  07/06/25
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Hot costumed kitchen
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Black excitant church place of business
  07/06/25
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charismatic theater nibblets
  07/06/25
lol
Self-centered forum
  07/07/25
wow
up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: spectacular round eye

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: drunken overrated wrinkle

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: naked orange hall

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Vigorous brunch

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Seedy Bright Shrine Stain

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: kink-friendly site digit ratio

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: pearly hissy fit

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: big step-uncle's house famous landscape painting

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: flickering pontificating property double fault

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: claret alpha state

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: lascivious locale roast beef

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Aromatic volcanic crater

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Hideous irradiated address partner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Jade soul-stirring rigpig

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: flickering pontificating property double fault

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Bull headed theater stage

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Aromatic volcanic crater

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Self-centered forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: lascivious locale roast beef

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Jade soul-stirring rigpig

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting death wish

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: kink-friendly site digit ratio

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Impertinent slap-happy office

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Out-of-control sanctuary corn cake

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: lascivious locale roast beef

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Impertinent slap-happy office

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: spectacular round eye

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: lascivious locale roast beef

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Bull headed theater stage

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: trip sneaky criminal bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Internet-worthy angry persian

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Fuchsia queen of the night laser beams

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Hyperactive community account pisswyrm

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Fuchsia queen of the night laser beams

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Self-centered forum

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Fuchsia queen of the night laser beams

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz disturbing school kitty

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: motley locus legal warrant

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored dead factory reset button foreskin

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Self-centered forum

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: magenta base

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Violent violet meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Hot costumed kitchen

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Heady henna deer antler

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: big step-uncle's house famous landscape painting

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: magenta base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: lascivious locale roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Aromatic volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Stirring know-it-all point becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: charismatic theater nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: motley locus legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored dead factory reset button foreskin

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Internet-worthy angry persian

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Cerise Violent Dilemma Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: salmon confused organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Mildly autistic center wagecucks

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Floppy ebony tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: naked orange hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Seedy Bright Shrine Stain

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored dead factory reset button foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Self-centered forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Vibrant Disrespectful Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Awkward Zippy Theatre Pozpig

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: flickering pontificating property double fault

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Stirring know-it-all point becky

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: charismatic theater nibblets

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Self-centered forum

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Awkward Zippy Theatre Pozpig

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive community account pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: charismatic theater nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Floppy ebony tanning salon

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Free-loading heaven

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Bull headed theater stage

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: lascivious locale roast beef

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Ivory Bateful Public Bath Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Self-centered forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: magenta base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Saffron shivering resort mexican

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: rebellious mood

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Buff circlehead quadroon

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Gold Impressive Station Degenerate

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Spot

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Ivory Bateful Public Bath Hairy Legs

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: topaz incel nowag

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Self-centered forum

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker jew

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Stimulating dysfunction

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Maroon garrison fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Ivory Bateful Public Bath Hairy Legs

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle submissive parlor rigor

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Floppy ebony tanning salon

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: kink-friendly site digit ratio

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Floppy ebony tanning salon

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Floppy ebony tanning salon

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Hot costumed kitchen

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: kink-friendly site digit ratio

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Razzle Green Nursing Home

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker jew

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: comical new version boiling water

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Hot costumed kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Black excitant church place of business

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: charismatic theater nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Self-centered forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good tan keepsake machete rehab

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078889)