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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Narrow-minded Business Firm
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
out-of-control point elastic band
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Azure space boltzmann
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Comical parlor
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
crystalline bipolar market
  08/30/25
...
Poppy Coiffed Principal's Office Philosopher-king
  09/05/25
, he lisped
navy talented gas station degenerate
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Emerald aphrodisiac native
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Narrow-minded Business Firm
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Emerald aphrodisiac native
  08/31/25
...
Violent garrison
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Azure space boltzmann
  08/31/25
delusional take
Violent garrison
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Azure space boltzmann
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
laughsome violet heaven
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Azure space boltzmann
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Very tactful rusted home
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Azure space boltzmann
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Narrow-minded Business Firm
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Azure space boltzmann
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Narrow-minded Business Firm
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Very tactful rusted home
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Azure space boltzmann
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Azure space boltzmann
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Azure space boltzmann
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Very tactful rusted home
  09/05/25
...
Azure space boltzmann
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Boyish kink-friendly station fanboi
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Very tactful rusted home
  09/05/25
...
Azure space boltzmann
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Azure space boltzmann
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Very tactful rusted home
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Narrow-minded Business Firm
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
heady doctorate stage
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Azure space boltzmann
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
heady doctorate stage
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Azure space boltzmann
  09/05/25
Kenny
Very tactful rusted home
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Narrow-minded Business Firm
  09/06/25
...
at-the-ready copper plaza useless brakes
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Azure space boltzmann
  09/06/25
...
at-the-ready copper plaza useless brakes
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Narrow-minded Business Firm
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Azure space boltzmann
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
frisky friendly grandma
  09/07/25
Explain
Narrow-minded Business Firm
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
180 jap
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Narrow-minded Business Firm
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Azure space boltzmann
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Narrow-minded Business Firm
  09/07/25
...
laughsome violet heaven
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Azure space boltzmann
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Azure space boltzmann
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Azure space boltzmann
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Azure space boltzmann
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Azure space boltzmann
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Azure space boltzmann
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Azure space boltzmann
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Very tactful rusted home
  01/18/26
...
Azure space boltzmann
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Startled affirmative action set
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Azure space boltzmann
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Azure space boltzmann
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Azure space boltzmann
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Azure space boltzmann
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Azure space boltzmann
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Narrow-minded Business Firm
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Azure space boltzmann
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Narrow-minded Business Firm
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Azure space boltzmann
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Azure space boltzmann
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Azure space boltzmann
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
awkward confused stead turdskin
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Azure space boltzmann
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Azure space boltzmann
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Azure space boltzmann
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Very tactful rusted home
  05/28/26
...
Azure space boltzmann
  05/28/26
...
Narrow-minded Business Firm
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
Debunked antisemitic trope
  07/12/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  07/12/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Business Firm

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: out-of-control point elastic band

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Comical parlor

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: crystalline bipolar market

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Poppy Coiffed Principal's Office Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: navy talented gas station degenerate

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Emerald aphrodisiac native

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Business Firm

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Emerald aphrodisiac native

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Violent garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Violent garrison

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: laughsome violet heaven

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Very tactful rusted home

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Business Firm

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Business Firm

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Very tactful rusted home

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Very tactful rusted home

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Boyish kink-friendly station fanboi

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Very tactful rusted home

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Very tactful rusted home

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Business Firm

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: heady doctorate stage

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: heady doctorate stage

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Very tactful rusted home

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Business Firm

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: at-the-ready copper plaza useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: at-the-ready copper plaza useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Business Firm

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: frisky friendly grandma

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Business Firm

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: 180 jap

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Business Firm

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Business Firm

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: laughsome violet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Very tactful rusted home

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Startled affirmative action set

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Business Firm

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Business Firm

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: awkward confused stead turdskin

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Very tactful rusted home

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Azure space boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49994053)