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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
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  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
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  07/03/15
God dammit.
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  07/03/15
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  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
Shaky Jewess Area
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
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  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
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lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
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  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
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  07/03/15
I like this idea.
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  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
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  07/03/15
Rude
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  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
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  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
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  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
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  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
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  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
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  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
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  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
Pearl Floppy Field
  07/03/15
lol
costumed sapphire box office sex offender
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
Curious National Nibblets
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
Marvelous Dull Station
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
costumed sapphire box office sex offender
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
Insecure pontificating base
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
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  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
Shaky Jewess Area
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
Diverse Water Buffalo Spot
  07/03/15
180
costumed sapphire box office sex offender
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
costumed sapphire box office sex offender
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
Puce arrogant feces lay
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
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  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
Multi-colored sandwich
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
Green dilemma
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
costumed sapphire box office sex offender
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
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  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
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  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
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  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
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  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
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  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
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  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
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  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
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  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
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  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
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Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
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She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
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  01/29/16
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  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
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  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
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Maybe. Why do you ask?
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: carnelian dead genital piercing candlestick maker

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Spruce hairraiser school rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Shaky Jewess Area

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Amber Property

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Charismatic alcoholic pozpig home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: abnormal racy coldplay fan

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: Wild market cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed buck-toothed gaping

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: vigorous puppy potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Doobsian bat-shit-crazy temple trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: abnormal racy coldplay fan

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Diverse Water Buffalo Spot

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Bronze Ticket Booth Clown

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Supple jet-lagged volcanic crater shitlib

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Spectacular location liquid oxygen

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Spectacular location liquid oxygen

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: Topaz Cuckoldry Boistinker

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Pearl Floppy Field

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Curious National Nibblets

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Marvelous Dull Station

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Insecure pontificating base

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Shaky Jewess Area

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Diverse Water Buffalo Spot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: Puce arrogant feces lay

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Multi-colored sandwich

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Green dilemma

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: Spectacular location liquid oxygen

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: thirsty bbw

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: bull headed boltzmann state

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: unholy burgundy affirmative action

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: galvanic trailer park

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Out-of-control lettuce

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: bipolar obsidian resort filthpig

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: gay shrine friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: chocolate provocative theatre partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orchid prole community account

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Amber Property

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: Amber Property

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: saffron useless giraffe jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: Sooty insane double fault heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: Sooty insane double fault heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Sooty insane double fault heaven

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Sooty insane double fault heaven

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Drab plaza

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Drab plaza

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant Roast Beef Library

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Electric buff doctorate school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Sooty insane double fault heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: costumed sapphire box office sex offender

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Sooty insane double fault heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Splenetic crimson goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Sooty insane double fault heaven

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: Sooty insane double fault heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Splenetic crimson goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: at-the-ready orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#43581383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Offensive opaque trust fund pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id#49800158)