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World's Greatest Slut apparently has a new title holder

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Frisky internet-worthy point stain
  01/14/25
there's even a picture https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj
Talking indecent address
  01/14/25
MAGA!
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Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and b...
Fragrant filthpig
  01/14/25
That’s 1.5 men per minute
splenetic indigo lay
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Jfc
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That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo Sys...
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Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If s...
Vivacious Office
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"fluffer" porn is one of my genres
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superior birdshit civilization and birdshit "men&quo...
histrionic space wrinkle
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Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???
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  01/14/25
all birdshit "men" are feminists
histrionic space wrinkle
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This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society...
Jade kitchen corn cake
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instead *crickets*
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women everywhere super jealous of her
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jfc
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Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks whe...
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heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfa...
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I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be pe...
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I have real questions about the mechanics of this
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She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of me...
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fluffy church building
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Had the same thought.
sooty blood rage
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They should do a collab
Cerise thriller locale son of senegal
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where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend
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superior anglo culture
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, chirped "Peanut Balls"
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how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILI...
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nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts
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those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG D...
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Frisky internet-worthy point stain

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-sex-feat-1057-men-2014533

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552310)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Talking indecent address

there's even a picture

https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553545)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:42 AM
Author: Lavender national halford

MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48554292)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: excitant haunting shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49003545)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Duck-like odious mother

lmao "newsweek"

we used to get it in the mail in the 80s

now this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552314)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Low-t amber doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552791)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Fragrant filthpig

Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and biting satirical political cartoons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553392)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: splenetic indigo lay

That’s 1.5 men per minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552317)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: racy lake feces

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552749)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Glittery base

That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo System. Impressive stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553409)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Vivacious Office

Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If she doubled up any holes or got her feet involved she could’ve stretched each gang to over 10 min banging sessions. Presumably the vag and ass bros could also be replaced with hand, feet and mouth bros so that each 10 min started with 7 dudes but the last 5 was just finishing off the last 3 of them. I would hope she had a team of fluffers who were also edging the fuck out of these dudes so that they all busted almost immediately as soon as they touched her. It’s really the clean up that seems grossest and most logistically challenging.

Also this whore is obviously lying and full of shit. It was probably only like 40 dudes and they all signed NDAs and so they can’t snitch on her without risking being outted and driven into bankruptcy by a rat faced barrister in a goofy long curly salt and pepper wig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553497)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: splenetic indigo lay

"fluffer" porn is one of my genres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48554387)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: histrionic space wrinkle

superior birdshit civilization

and birdshit "men" who claim to be the most violent and intelligent men are noticably silent abt their own women taking loads of nigga and muzzie cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552325)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Jade kitchen corn cake

Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552329)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: histrionic space wrinkle

all birdshit "men" are feminists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552354)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Jade kitchen corn cake

This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society that results in Taliban level restrictions on women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552332)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: histrionic space wrinkle

instead *crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552353)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Bright athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553524)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: mewling electric liquid oxygen range

women everywhere super jealous of her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552334)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Hyperventilating principal's office

this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552366)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Low-t amber doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552793)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: chartreuse territorial menage place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552797)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Fragrant filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553407)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Walnut Very Tactful Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553421)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Opaque painfully honest volcanic crater nowag

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553508)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring transparent foreskin ceo

Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks when he sucks off all 120 of the Knesset 10 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: histrionic space wrinkle

heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfans.com/knesset



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: chartreuse territorial menage place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552489)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49989859)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: maize internal respiration

lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. keep sucking jew cock + boasting about the actions of your ancestors 80 years ago :thumbsup:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552385)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: House-broken garnet twinkling uncleanness skinny woman

I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be penetrated in every hole continuously to reach this number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552785)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: bateful idea he suggested

I have real questions about the mechanics of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552788)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Galvanic roommate

She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of men in one day” chick

https://www.newsweek.com/who-porn-star-bonnie-blue-lily-phillips-onlyfans-2014628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553372)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: primrose step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553374)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Galvanic roommate

It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they have very similar faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: primrose step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553386)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: fluffy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553527)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: sooty blood rage

Had the same thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553399)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Cerise thriller locale son of senegal

They should do a collab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553424)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Walnut Very Tactful Business Firm

where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553449)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: mustard resort

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553510)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: sooty blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553520)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: mustard resort

"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo culture despite pr0n literally being illegal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553522)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Stimulating Crackhouse Police Squad

, chirped "Peanut Balls"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553561)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: amethyst massive fortuitous meteor quadroon

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553566)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: mustard resort

how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILIZING. WHITE IS RIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553568)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: amethyst massive fortuitous meteor quadroon

nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553572)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: mustard resort

those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG DONE HERE! only WHITES cant be stereotyped! and whites are the LEAST RACIST RACE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553599)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: mustard resort

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48554259)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48554311)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48555775)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: fluffy church building

(crazy person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48555842)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: mustard resort

*posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard she shits on asian men on tiktok all day*

*lols at nowags*

ASIAN MEN DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48555863)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: mustard resort

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664645&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48558902)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: mustard resort

if only asians were so CREATIVE and ORIGINAL to invent tiktok cumwalks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48558981)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48567275)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48571434)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48574494)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48583427)



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Date: June 5th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: mustard resort

A WORLD WITHOUT KOREAN MEN LMAO

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5308417&forum_id=2#48456029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48991021)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49070480)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49077617)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49354939)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49921732)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49923920)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:20 PM
Author: mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49926840)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49963114)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49963192)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:11 AM
Author: mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49972831)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49989636)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: July 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: mustard resort



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: mustard resort



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Date: August 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: mustard resort



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:43 AM
Author: Lavender national halford

Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize

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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Appetizing Carnelian Cuckoldry Legal Warrant

do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy

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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:13 AM
Author: pearl pontificating piazza hissy fit

Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistics. They probably had 2-hour slots and front-loaded them slightly. You show up at your time, get a number, and wait in the lobby or outside; when the time slot in front of you is down to its last 30 guys or whatever, you file in, get naked, and get in line in order of your number. A tattooed meth head yells at you as a group to condom up and that you'll get 15 seconds of sex (they've 'budgeted' 40 seconds, but there's always leakage during transitions, guys wanting to jack themselves 4 times before going in, etc., and you need to compensate for the whore's breaks), and that you're not to touch her with anything other than your penis (no kissing, obviously, but think about how retarded the average guy at one of these things is). No BYOcondom allowed; everyone has to use one of the 3 sizes of Lifestyles condom supplied, since that brand is a 'sponsor' of the gangbang.

The biggest problem is guys not getting/staying hard, which there's very little patience for, but they also can't afford to just kick out everyone who experiences any issues because that's too many ppl. (This was the major 'qualification' screened for in the casting call, but it still comes up.) Guys are expected to keep themselves jacked hard, and they've devoted an entire Jew to checking the guy in the on-deck circle for hardness and pulling him back to the hole if he's not keeping it up; you can get skipped 2x, but 3 strikes you're out.

The two body men taking care of the girl herself (strip club bouncers by trade, and easily the most normal people there) are shocked at how many dudes say bizarrely retarded shit like "but I haven't cum yet" when being pulled off at the beep. They've set aside 45 minutes in aggregate for breaks and decided to let the girl choose how to divvy them up--"we'll see how it goes and keep track of if we're on pace"--which they immediately regret as the girl has no visceral sense of math or ability to delay gratification and takes 32 minutes of smoke breaks in the first 2.5 hours.

Guys in the last 3 time slots get a significantly worse experience, with the scent of BO and cigarettes oppressively thick in the air, and the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup. Expressing concern about what you're sticking your dick into gets you a summary expulsion, especially as the supervisory Jew realizes they're comfortably ahead of schedule to hit 1,000, and everyone's tired and doesn't give a shit anymore.

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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: Opaque painfully honest volcanic crater nowag

lol

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Date: June 8th, 2026 5:57 AM
Author: Lavender national halford

You sound like you speak from experience. Go on...

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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

"the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup"

....everyday we stray further from the light of God.

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Date: January 19th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Clear multi-colored organic girlfriend

Why are these megaskanks all Bri’ish?

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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: supple ivory tanning salon

Jews using the same demoralization techniques that ended a white Christian monoculture in the USA on the next target.

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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Swollen Henna Garrison Affirmative Action

Damn, what a slut!

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