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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp
| idiotic talking pervert | 08/02/21 |
| impressive embarrassed to the bone filthpig | 08/02/21 |
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| Laughsome Dragon Indirect Expression | 11/29/21 |
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| Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower | 02/01/26 |
| razzle becky | 08/02/21 |
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| Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower | 02/01/26 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: impressive embarrassed to the bone filthpig ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Diverse potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: outnumbered people who are hurt school My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Laughsome Dragon Indirect Expression "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Charismatic frozen skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: Laughsome Dragon Indirect Expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49639870) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: razzle becky I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: razzle becky our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: 180 free-loading mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Vivacious garrison sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: snowy lascivious police squad aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Mint big set codepig Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Haunting international law enforcement agency Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Hairraiser misunderstood jap address Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Mint big set codepig Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: soul-stirring clown circlehead It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Diverse potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: odious cobalt newt [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: soul-stirring clown circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: soul-stirring clown circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Concupiscible immigrant depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Tripping azure state crotch *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Tripping azure state crotch *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Tripping azure state crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Tripping azure state crotch o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: idiotic talking pervert <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49639794) |