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ITT: Posters take the Alcohol Use Disorders ID Test that libs want Kash to take

https://auditscreen.org/ I got a 6.
Razzle Fuchsia Market Voyeur
  05/13/26
literally retarded quiz. 1st question doesnt account for som...
bateful medicated mexican mother
  05/13/26
it says I got a "HIGH SCORE" but there's nowhere f...
bat shit crazy spot toaster
  05/13/26
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180 lilac weed whacker senate
  05/13/26
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vigorous cocky bawdyhouse
  05/13/26
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Dun hateful hell rigor
  05/13/26
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marvelous coldplay fan school cafeteria
  05/14/26
20 entering high quantity and never for anything indicating ...
blue principal's office
  05/13/26
(functional alcoholic in denial)
Razzle Fuchsia Market Voyeur
  05/13/26
(shitlawyer representing a pot dispensary suing a bar for so...
blue principal's office
  05/13/26
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vigorous cocky bawdyhouse
  05/13/26
I got a 4
Self-centered cracking site ladyboy
  05/13/26
This test was actually gay as fuck and really can't be consi...
Territorial aphrodisiac mad-dog skullcap
  05/13/26
i'm a teetotaler so i couldn't answer q2
beady-eyed whorehouse famous landscape painting
  05/13/26
These things are always ridiculous flame because there's no ...
vigorous cocky bawdyhouse
  05/13/26
(Retard in denial of Thetans destroying his life)
painfully honest office
  05/14/26
I’m literally sitting in an AA meeting. IMO, based ...
Big Theatre
  05/13/26
I got an 18 lol
Wild Police Squad
  05/13/26
10. Test is really biased in favor of highly functioning ...
painfully honest office
  05/14/26
I got an 8 and I've been having 4-5 drinks 4-5 days a week t...
Charismatic Purple Menage International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/14/26


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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Razzle Fuchsia Market Voyeur

https://auditscreen.org/

I got a 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884350)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: bateful medicated mexican mother

literally retarded quiz. 1st question doesnt account for someone who drinks 1-2x a week.

1. How often do you have a drink containing alcohol?

Never

Monthly or less

2-4 times a month

2-3 times a week

4 or more times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884589)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: bat shit crazy spot toaster

it says I got a "HIGH SCORE" but there's nowhere for me to enter my initials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884379)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: 180 lilac weed whacker senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884450)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: vigorous cocky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884570)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: Dun hateful hell rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884671)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: marvelous coldplay fan school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49885128)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: blue principal's office

20 entering high quantity and never for anything indicating lifestyle impairment. This test is bullshit and probably run by grifters wanting everyone to smoke pot instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884421)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Razzle Fuchsia Market Voyeur

(functional alcoholic in denial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884522)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: blue principal's office

(shitlawyer representing a pot dispensary suing a bar for some bullshit reason)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884548)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: vigorous cocky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884572)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:16 PM
Author: Self-centered cracking site ladyboy

I got a 4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884428)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Territorial aphrodisiac mad-dog skullcap

This test was actually gay as fuck and really can't be considered a test at all

LOW SCORE

Your score is 1 and places you in the low risk category for alcohol problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884460)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed whorehouse famous landscape painting

i'm a teetotaler so i couldn't answer q2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884562)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: vigorous cocky bawdyhouse

These things are always ridiculous flame because there's no incentive for them not to push a "you should seek help" narrative for any score

There's no fundamental difference between this and a Dianetics "stress test"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884580)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: painfully honest office

(Retard in denial of Thetans destroying his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49885150)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Big Theatre

I’m literally sitting in an AA meeting.

IMO, based on public reports, Hegseth is 100 percent alcoholic. Kash is likely an alcoholic and will get there - he’s going to end up leaning hard into AA when the time comes.

But the only person who can decide is themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884581)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Wild Police Squad

I got an 18 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884648)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: painfully honest office

10.

Test is really biased in favor of highly functioning alcoholics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49885145)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Charismatic Purple Menage International Law Enforcement Agency

I got an 8 and I've been having 4-5 drinks 4-5 days a week the past month which is way too much poison for our age. You guys are just alcoholics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49885250)