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Lmao big scandal at my law firm, partner just fired three summer associates
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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:36 AM Author: Kimberly (male) He heard they were all at a strip club for lunch. Apparently they went to get lunch but drank and stayed there for 4 hours. He walked in personally and dragged them out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2...id#49941796) |
Date: June 16th, 2026 7:39 AM Author: dog poop Were they dinged for being Trumpmos? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2...id#49941802) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:43 AM Author: watermelon felon ((zurich is stained)) that's gay as shit. is this biglaw?
when i started at bakerhostetler, i hated it for the first two years or so. i'd walk around the corner to camelot at lunch and drink 4-5 sams adam and go back to the office buzzed and shut the door. |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:47 AM Author: Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime I would go across the street to 7-Eleven and get Whiteclaw Surge 8% ABV 20 oz cans and drink them with my door closed. they were necessary to work on Defendant's Amended Responses and Objections to Plaintiffs' Fourth Set of Requests for Producton. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2...id#49941809) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:01 PM Author: ...,....,,........ Counsel,
Please find the Plaintiff's 6.4 letter concerning Defendant's deficient responses to its Fourth Requests for Production of Documents.
Please produce the requested information in the next 10 days or else Defendant will be force to seek Judicial intervention along with sanctions.
v/r Faggot, Esq. |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:51 AM Author: that buzz, that bling, that smile Aren’t you an alcoholic drug addicted sex addict though? Not sure you and the median BigLaw associate are equal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2...id#49941813) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 9:30 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface You forgot "high achieving" in that litany (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2...id#49941870) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: watermelon felon ((zurich is stained)) emphasis on the "high" haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2...id#49942113) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: watermelon felon ((zurich is stained)) yea, particularly when i was still in biglaw. i spiraled totally out of control there. my alcoholism and coke addiction reached a peak while i was a biglaw partner, and i was also at the biglaw firm when i was locked up for DV and sent to the loony bin.
i got sober and was gone in just under a year. |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) That's what happens when you fuck with spaceporn. Mess with the bull, get the horns. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2...id#49942069) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:01 PM Author: ...,....,,........ How exactly did you go from
"Snorting Coke under control"
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"Snorting coke out of control" |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:03 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) In the experience of someone who isn't me, it is a very fine line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2...id#49942098) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:10 PM Author: watermelon felon ((zurich is stained)) this is correct
i'd enjoyed doing coke since i was in law school and would do it when i could get it, but i never had a reliable dealer. i got one of those in 2018 and that coincided with me becoming a biglol partner and developing a god complex. i traveled all the time for work and drank constantly. was fucking whores and strange women, etc.
everything just kinda hit the wall. i was fine for a while, until i wasn't. |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 10:14 AM Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., are white people actually allowed in that place? I always figured no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2...id#49941895) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: watermelon felon ((zurich is stained)) it's pretty white imo. it's like three blocks from georgetown and was always viewed as one of the "classy" strip clubs in dc when i was growing up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2...id#49942064) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:34 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) When I went to the patent law OCI at UIUC, I interviewed with two firms before lunch, then pounded four beers at lunch and interviewed at two more probably smelling like beer and with a slight slur. Guess which two firms gave me callbacks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2...id#49942063) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:02 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. lol at have a slur from 4 beers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2...id#49942095) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:04 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) I didn't really drink in law school. I was still a paramedic, afterall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2...id#49942100) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 10:27 AM Author: AZNgirl never signing Peace Deal w/AZNmen @ my kike lolfirm i use to go EVERY week to strip clubs with two associates, a birdshit and a chinaman, esp on like taco tuesdays or corona wednesdays we'd hit the nearby strip clubs we went almost every week it was a ritual and 180
this was before METOO now i assume they track ur work phone and auto ding u the second their AI software tell them u are within 2 feet of a PROHIBITED establishment
furk jews |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:02 PM Author: ...,....,,........ DESCRIBE sessions in the VIP booths. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2...id#49942096) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:03 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Are you kidding? They'd send a wizened female partner after a little brown boy like you. Your fish head strippers would pale in comparison to some real motherfucking cannons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2...id#49942097) |