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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp

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learning disabled nursing home idiot
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ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the sile...
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Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number calle...
Junko Enoshima
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
self-absorbed flesh center sound barrier
  08/02/21
LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kin...
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Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)
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Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
demanding rehab
  08/02/21
This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
learning disabled nursing home idiot
  08/03/21
our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
demanding rehab
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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learning disabled nursing home idiot
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
Magenta fat ankles travel guidebook
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
learning disabled nursing home idiot
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Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can co...
Silver rigor stage
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learning disabled nursing home idiot
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Strong thread/moniker synergy
Red filthpig
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learning disabled nursing home idiot
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Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to...
copper vibrant depressive property
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Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boome...
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It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember c...
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learning disabled nursing home idiot
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This poast blew my mind, not flame
learning disabled nursing home idiot
  09/13/21
As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, p...
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learning disabled nursing home idiot
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I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my g...
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  10/26/25
o it's clear brother.
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: pontificating nofapping university

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: outnumbered trip affirmative action scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: self-absorbed flesh center sound barrier

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: know-it-all incel pozpig

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bipolar Ticket Booth Becky



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: know-it-all incel pozpig



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: demanding rehab

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: demanding rehab

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: provocative brunch



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Mahogany menage hominid



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Magenta fat ankles travel guidebook

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Silver rigor stage

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Red filthpig

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: copper vibrant depressive property

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Silver rigor stage

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: aromatic lavender den ladyboy

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: outnumbered trip affirmative action scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: galvanic pocket flask dilemma

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: aromatic lavender den ladyboy



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: aromatic lavender den ladyboy



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Costumed shitlib chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: green histrionic windowlicker station

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: green histrionic windowlicker station

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: green histrionic windowlicker station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: green histrionic windowlicker station

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: learning disabled nursing home idiot

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49653001)