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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:05 AM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage Job market is brutal. Several multi-round interviews, case studies with excellent feedback, only to have jobs disappear.
On the positive side, the market has been very supportive. Net worth is like 20% higher than when I got laid off despite no income.
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:07 AM Author: bright spot sandwich “ On the positive side, the market has been very supportive. Net worth is like 20% higher than when I got laid off despite no income.”
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:09 AM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage What don't you get (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811568) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:13 AM Author: bright spot sandwich What “market”? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811582) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:18 AM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage The SP500 is up 25%
My stock portfolio is up more than 40% |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:28 AM Author: ruddy hyperactive famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811620) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:53 AM Author: citrine histrionic water buffalo casino how much do you have invested? what do your expenses look like? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47814500) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 2:17 PM Author: Elite institution wrinkle GJR hounding unemployed middle aged kike for shekels why? Is she broke? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47815126) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 2:18 PM Author: citrine histrionic water buffalo casino is GJR in the room with you now you alcoholic jewish pedophile? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47815131) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 2:21 PM Author: Elite institution wrinkle not a 60 year old jewish pedophile so probably not but that bitch is insane
Why are you so worried about money, dogface? Are you broke GJR? |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:09 AM Author: thirsty becky gaming laptop Tommy T fuming mad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811570) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 11:03 AM Author: deep parlor mexican :(
since last july my NW is up 6.6% |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 3:22 PM Author: flesh codepig menage ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47812593) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 8:28 AM Author: thirsty becky gaming laptop This is legitimately and absolutely devastating. HFS bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47814332) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:08 AM Author: Violent Burgundy Stag Film “case studies”
Have you considered getting a real job? |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:09 AM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage Like what?
I've considered starting or buying a SMB |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:10 AM Author: Violent Burgundy Stag Film lol you suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811572) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:10 AM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage Thx brother was hoping for some abuse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811573) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:10 AM Author: Poppy Spectacular Principal's Office Community Account What industry are you in? I was laid off last year but found a job in a month and had overlap between my severance and the new salary.
In my experience cold job applications were a complete waste of time so I only pursued jobs through my professional network and Linkedin connections. I doubt anyone actually gets jobs just applying cold through a website. You may get an interview but that's just a waste of time. |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:13 AM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage Laid off from IB. IB market is dead, buyside not great, corporate very quiet.
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:17 AM Author: Violent Burgundy Stag Film lol faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811593) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:17 AM Author: Poppy Spectacular Principal's Office Community Account How old are you? You could go to bschool or switch sectors entirely. Get some gov or nonprofit gig to get out of the house and beef up your resume, then switch back to IB or figure out another play. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811595) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:19 AM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage Mid-30s. Took GMAT and got 740 a few years ago but think I'm too old to go to Bschool at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811603) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:37 AM Author: Heady obsidian mood what type of roles, cities, comps are you looking for? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811647) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:57 AM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage L/S or LO equities in NYC but open to relocating. Flexible on comp, more interested in finding the right seat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811708) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 11:32 AM Author: green haunted graveyard You need to get out of NYC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811843) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 11:33 AM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage Why (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811846) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 12:53 PM Author: Heady obsidian mood english please. long/short? long only? wtf u faggot. no wonder u dont have a job |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 1:04 PM Author: boyish disturbing state kitty 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47812175) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 2:08 PM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage Yes long/short and long only. Figured T14 biglawyers would know basic terms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47812374) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 2:21 PM Author: Heady obsidian mood ur a huge faggot. hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47812419) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:13 AM Author: Dashing main people How do you deal with being unemployed? Are you just going to start your own business? I was once unemployed and completely stir crazy after four weeks. Luckily I found a new job and things got better. I think I was out of work for 14 weeks total. Very troubling time for me. I am wishing you the best of luck, brother. I cannot imagine being out of a job for an entire year. That must be soul crushing. |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 11:01 AM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage Appreciate it.
It has its ups and downs. I'm in the best shape since college and investing full time has been great. But I also go through periods of insomnia and some days motivation level is 0. Sticking to a routine is probably the only thing keeping me sane. |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:16 AM Author: Swashbuckling National Jewess but the "media" is telling me the economy is doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811588) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:18 AM Author: Poppy Spectacular Principal's Office Community Account Seems like everyone on XO is doing great except this guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811600) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:22 AM Author: stimulating sadistic mad-dog skullcap party of the first part Harsh but fair
Tbf law is still a solid job market weirdly enough. Youd think it would suck now with little m&a going on comparatively |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 11:37 AM Author: hairraiser meetinghouse pozpig Most of XO lives in basements. They are lying about doing well. It's gaslighting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811869) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:32 AM Author: Crawly disgusting crotch the economy is fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811629) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:35 AM Author: Violent Burgundy Stag Film the economy is just borderline illiterate indians mouse jiggling and Haitians scootering around food between dilapidated paper mache hives built by Mexicans (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811640) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:37 AM Author: electric digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811648) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 11:21 AM Author: deep parlor mexican if you can keep it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811791) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:47 AM Author: Heady obsidian mood white collar professionals have been in a recession for more than a year now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811674) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:29 AM Author: ruddy hyperactive famous landscape painting Rate and describe your IB experience.
High COL city?
I'm looking at trying to end up in buy side after I leave the military but I have little interest in being an IB analyst for 2y first so I may have to do something else lol. |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 11:02 AM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage NYC. Overall a good experience that I would do again. If you know where you want to end up on the buyside and can go direct, by all means do that. Otherwise a couple years in IB is worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811733) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 11:09 AM Author: ruddy hyperactive famous landscape painting I'm interested in Texas market, so very different lifestyle afaik. Smaller firms, less money but more laid back. Ideally I'd like to end up at a hedge fund or doing some sort of trading, potentially commodities.
The alternative is lolschool. Would probably just take a bunch of money to go to UT instead of living in a shiTTThole staTTTE for T6. Family is already in TX, I want to be in TX longterm, and am very tired of living elsewhere.
Any thoughts on this?
Tangentially, what persuades you that NYC is worth it? |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 11:17 AM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage Idk much about TX or trading commodities. I would look into rotational programs at companies like Glencore in Houston. If you're good enough to get onto a trading desk, those can be incredible seats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811781) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 11:29 AM Author: ruddy hyperactive famous landscape painting Tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811832) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:34 AM Author: Heady obsidian mood sorry your job is getting outsourced to Mexico and India
and people should care about you the way you cared about coal miners and factory workers in the 1980s |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 11:22 AM Author: deep parlor mexican *Sponsored poast from Hardik's Outsourcing Service Limited (Chennai Branch) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811796) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:37 AM Author: Awkward Onyx Son Of Senegal are you being really picky or stuck in a small city that's especially dead? ty for your report (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811645) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:45 AM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage NYC. Being picky but not overly so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811669) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 10:47 AM Author: Sticky Dark Corner Athletic Conference How many more years before you just give up and retire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811676) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 11:06 AM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage Plan is to have kids in next 2-3 years so retirement not really an option. If I "give up" on finance it will be to start a business. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811747) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 11:23 AM Author: canary stirring psychic what decade do you currently live in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811797) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 11:25 AM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage Explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811807) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 1:43 PM Author: Heady obsidian mood u are a faggot
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Date: July 5th, 2024 11:23 AM Author: deep parlor mexican State your net worth. Even with market gains how were you able to still pay for all living expenses in NYC or whatever? You must have seven figures saved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811798) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 11:28 AM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage Correct. Right around 7 figures (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811823) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 11:29 AM Author: deep parlor mexican wat are you annual expenses? why not just move to pattaya
are u not mentioning ur wives income?
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Date: July 5th, 2024 11:33 AM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage Have pulled back spending but still $5-7K/month minimum
Pattaya is for degenerate old Brits and losers
If I weren't in a relationship, would consider moving to low COL foreign city to save money during job hunt |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 11:38 AM Author: deep parlor mexican turns out there's more than just pattaya in thailand, and SE asia or the world. and if u grow some balls u can tell ur bitch to come along (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47811874) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 1:06 PM Author: Heady obsidian mood hell, you can even find a play place in pattaya (jomtein).
also, dont tell these losers to come to asia bro. we got enough of them |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 1:16 PM Author: deep parlor mexican the issue is birdshits coming, this needs to be reversed and inshallah seems its sorta happening with all the anti-birdshit hate building, its 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47812216) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 1:23 PM Author: Heady obsidian mood a lot of non-teaching whites in thailand have lost their jobs since covid and the hiring of whites hasnt rebounded. in fact layoffs of them are still continuing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47812232) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: deep parlor mexican out of all of asia i think the anti-birdshit narrative is most increasing in TH, the thai news has stories everyday abt birdshits behaving badly and TH immigration CLEARLY targets birdshits ive noticed this when i leave and enter country
its over for birdshits, they ruined thailand so they deserve it, shld burn |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 1:43 PM Author: Heady obsidian mood its so funny. Thais are OUTRAGED anytime a white does anything there (even just insults or a shove) and they literally dont give a fuck about Thais dying if the person who caused the death is Thai.
they are just so mentally insecure. almost all of asia is like this against japan and SG. |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 2:18 PM Author: deep parlor mexican ljl this is typical birdshit mentality, u cant even fathom the possibility (Which is reality) that birdshits per capita just behave way worse than thais
and anyway its their furking country, they dont have to tolerate some subhuman arrogant obese retards behaving like garbage. they have their own culture not some shit garbagebirdsit culture
seriously TH doesnt need a single birdshit, today 85% of its tourism is from non birdsiht countries |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 2:23 PM Author: Heady obsidian mood ya man after living there for years and knowing tons of both, i certainly dont know!
i def don't know that a Thai just died in bangkok due to a lazy Thai govt worker not coming up a manhole or when a Thai teacher is murdered outside the school she teaches at in a gang beef while its national news when a farang yells and shoves lightly a Thai doctor visiting phuket. ya man i just dont understand that farang are just as a bad a Thais!
btw, chinese tourism hasnt recovered as china's economy is still shit and will continue to be shit. lol @ hotels that focused on the chinese market |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 1:21 AM Author: deep parlor mexican yet another birdshit take, after that dood fell in a manhole there was HUGE news and the bangkok city govt had to properly cover ever manhole, the gov actually did something. imagine that in birdshit USa!
the fact is birdshits in TH behave 1000x worse than thais so they get more attention, its proper. TH is for thais not sexpat birdshit trash
and china never depended on foreigner tourism, its just an added bonus. domestic tourism is always gonna be 100x |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Heady obsidian mood lol. a thai killed a thai so they had to cover the hole in the road! wow! That def doesnt prove my point that they don't really care when Thais kill Thais! cuz they put words on paper and put a cover over the hole!
you are mentally fucked brother. you cant even read what i wrote about TH was getting hooked/dependent on chinese tourism. |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: azure magical step-uncle's house (Asia based loser) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47812349) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 2:11 PM Author: Heady obsidian mood Been in north america for years friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47812393) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 8:46 AM Author: rambunctious plaza How tf are you so Poor? You aced OCI a long time ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47814346) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:50 AM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage Not a lawyer. Live in MFH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47814398) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 AM Author: rambunctious plaza Banking is Elite and Lucrative (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47814495) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 1:22 PM Author: tripping odious brethren friendly grandma Do you have anything on your resume for the last year or are you just rolling with the resume gap?
I've been thinking about applying for jobs again but the market looks bad and good listing are few and far between, so I'm hunkered down in my good-enough job for the foreseeable future.
Good luck. You can still make it. |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 2:10 PM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage Rolling with the gap. I've done some small projects and consulting work but not putting it on the resume. No one really cares about the gap once you get an interview.
Thanks brother |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 1:37 PM Author: tantric talented sanctuary liquid oxygen Do you know what kind of biz you'd like to start? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47812272) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 2:10 PM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage Yes I have a few ideas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47812388) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 1:46 PM Author: Curious Circlehead Legal Warrant a good friend is an ED at MS IB, poor guy is always worried about getting laid off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47812299) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 2:17 PM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage Don't blame him. VPs and EDs are the most vulnerable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47812407) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 1:49 PM Author: Lime aphrodisiac round eye 1.5y here.
family relocated to chiangmai/a sleepy fishing village in the south to extend runway for 6 months.
launched business this month and currently at $180 MRR with 1 paying customer. |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 1:55 PM Author: Heady obsidian mood brother did we meet up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47812333) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 2:09 PM Author: Lime aphrodisiac round eye I don't think so mate - didn't meet any xo poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47812384) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 2:24 PM Author: Heady obsidian mood CM has shit air brother. dont let ur family live there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47812429) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 3:21 PM Author: Lime aphrodisiac round eye cr we left in late Dec last year.
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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Heady obsidian mood where r u now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47814402) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 2:11 PM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage Congrats on the launch and good luck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47812391) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 3:27 PM Author: Lime aphrodisiac round eye cheers man saem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47812605) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 1:50 PM Author: ocher maniacal genital piercing mother Comp before you got laid off? What level are you targeting? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47812316) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 2:37 PM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage VP/ED level. Targeting analyst seat. Typical base salary is between $150-250 and bonus some multiple based on performance, probably 1x my first year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47812460) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 3:05 PM Author: ocher maniacal genital piercing mother What is VP/ED level comp? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47812552) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 11:03 PM Author: canary stirring psychic heres to 40 more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47813919) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:59 AM Author: dull mewling foreskin How is your NW not 2-5x more than it is? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47814515) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 11:31 AM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage What is avg net worth for 35yr old biglawyer? Would guess same ballpark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47814596) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 11:35 AM Author: rambunctious plaza Poasters are higher than irl people. Also Taller. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47814606) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 2:13 PM Author: dull mewling foreskin I only did 1 year of biglaw, made less money than you probably my entire career, am right around your age, live in a tier 1 mega expensive city, have a family with multiple kids, and my NW is more than 2x hours (with wife being an effective drain on my NW).
What sort of dumb GC shit were you wasting your money on for so long?
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Date: July 6th, 2024 2:18 PM Author: dull mewling foreskin I take a lot of that back. Difference is probably mostly just real estate. I bought my own APT when I was like 26, and now own like $4mm in RE, all from stepping up primary residences while never selling.
You've just been giving all your money to Jewish landlords. |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 4:11 PM Author: Mahogany Sickened Stage Yeah if you bought real estate I’d guess that’s majority of the difference. Regret not buying an apt but never expected to be in NYC more than a few years.
With more aggressive saving I might be worth another $500k now but not 2x |
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Date: July 7th, 2024 2:20 PM Author: ocher maniacal genital piercing mother $4 million of real estate and a net worth of $2 million? Assuming you have 401k, etc. Do you have like $3 million of mortgages? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5550760&forum_id=2...id#47817674) |