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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
twisted stirring lay
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Crusty Provocative Water Buffalo Lodge
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
dull stage community account
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Autistic Hall
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Contagious salmon box office
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
vigorous frisky theatre philosopher-king
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Bearded church building
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
amethyst house
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
beady-eyed institution
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
curious parlor cuck
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Gay Fragrant Stead Travel Guidebook
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Disrespectful Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Drab fanboi garrison
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Effete Lascivious Range Idiot
  06/30/25
cr
Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
beady-eyed institution
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
nubile aquamarine international law enforcement agency goal in life
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Disrespectful Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
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saffron know-it-all fat ankles
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Gay Fragrant Stead Travel Guidebook
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Effete Lascivious Range Idiot
  06/30/25
...
Floppy bbw
  07/01/25
*bussy
Mind-boggling telephone
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
vigorous frisky theatre philosopher-king
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
emerald appetizing scourge upon the earth legend
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
razzle-dazzle regret
  06/30/25
fuck
Gay Fragrant Stead Travel Guidebook
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
emerald appetizing scourge upon the earth legend
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
twisted stirring lay
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Gay Fragrant Stead Travel Guidebook
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
nubile aquamarine international law enforcement agency goal in life
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  06/30/25
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Hairraiser lemon preventive strike
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
chestnut violent giraffe love of her life
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
fishy sound barrier ticket booth
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Soul-stirring knife school cafeteria
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
fishy sound barrier ticket booth
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
saffron know-it-all fat ankles
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
fishy sound barrier ticket booth
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
histrionic lime feces
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
spectacular heaven hunting ground
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Canary Headpube Hospital
  06/30/25
tcr
saffron know-it-all fat ankles
  07/01/25
just jump
Passionate factory reset button
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  06/30/25
...
primrose indirect expression space
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Razzmatazz self-centered stage boltzmann
  06/30/25
wow
Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
narrow-minded dilemma
  06/30/25
JFC man
Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
amethyst house
  06/30/25
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Passionate factory reset button
  06/30/25
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Gay Fragrant Stead Travel Guidebook
  06/30/25
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Disrespectful Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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Galvanic tanning salon turdskin
  06/30/25
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spectacular heaven hunting ground
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Canary Headpube Hospital
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
chestnut violent giraffe love of her life
  06/30/25
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onyx resort
  07/01/25
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Floppy bbw
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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Violet Titillating Menage Patrolman
  07/01/25
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dull stage community account
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Contagious salmon box office
  06/30/25
bro
Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  06/30/25
...
Canary Headpube Hospital
  06/30/25
lol
saffron know-it-all fat ankles
  07/01/25
...
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
crystalline really tough guy
  06/30/25
jfc
Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
beady-eyed institution
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Aphrodisiac piazza
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Galvanic tanning salon turdskin
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
saffron know-it-all fat ankles
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
crystalline really tough guy
  07/01/25
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Soul-stirring knife school cafeteria
  07/01/25
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Galvanic tanning salon turdskin
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Violet Titillating Menage Patrolman
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Tantric faggotry private investor
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
nubile aquamarine international law enforcement agency goal in life
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Gay Fragrant Stead Travel Guidebook
  06/30/25
...
Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  07/01/25
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Cowardly idea he suggested dingle berry
  07/01/25
lol
saffron know-it-all fat ankles
  07/01/25
...
Passionate factory reset button
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
concupiscible irate parlour trump supporter
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Greedy medicated jewess
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Supple electric furnace jew
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
glittery home
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Turquoise crackhouse juggernaut
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Cowardly idea he suggested dingle berry
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
razzle milk shrine
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
saffron know-it-all fat ankles
  07/01/25
...
Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Floppy bbw
  07/01/25
😟
Wine adventurous fortuitous meteor trailer park
  07/01/25
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irradiated locus
  07/01/25
holy shit
Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Cowardly idea he suggested dingle berry
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Big tattoo
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Violet Titillating Menage Patrolman
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
vigorous frisky theatre philosopher-king
  07/01/25
...
Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Violet Titillating Menage Patrolman
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Violet Titillating Menage Patrolman
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Razzmatazz self-centered stage boltzmann
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
vigorous frisky theatre philosopher-king
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
hilarious hateful toaster
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Floppy bbw
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Arousing church gaming laptop
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  07/06/25
...
Razzmatazz self-centered stage boltzmann
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Odious mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
...
Galvanic tanning salon turdskin
  07/06/25
lol
saffron know-it-all fat ankles
  07/07/25
wow
Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: twisted stirring lay

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Crusty Provocative Water Buffalo Lodge

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: dull stage community account

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Autistic Hall

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Contagious salmon box office

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: vigorous frisky theatre philosopher-king

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Bearded church building

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: amethyst house

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed institution

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: curious parlor cuck

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Gay Fragrant Stead Travel Guidebook

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Disrespectful Queen Of The Night

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Drab fanboi garrison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Effete Lascivious Range Idiot

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed institution

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: nubile aquamarine international law enforcement agency goal in life

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Disrespectful Queen Of The Night

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: saffron know-it-all fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Gay Fragrant Stead Travel Guidebook

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Effete Lascivious Range Idiot

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Floppy bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling telephone

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: vigorous frisky theatre philosopher-king

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: emerald appetizing scourge upon the earth legend

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle regret

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Gay Fragrant Stead Travel Guidebook

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: emerald appetizing scourge upon the earth legend

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: twisted stirring lay

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Gay Fragrant Stead Travel Guidebook

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: nubile aquamarine international law enforcement agency goal in life

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Hairraiser lemon preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: chestnut violent giraffe love of her life

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: fishy sound barrier ticket booth

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring knife school cafeteria

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: fishy sound barrier ticket booth

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: saffron know-it-all fat ankles

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: fishy sound barrier ticket booth

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: histrionic lime feces

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: spectacular heaven hunting ground

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Canary Headpube Hospital

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: saffron know-it-all fat ankles

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Passionate factory reset button

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: primrose indirect expression space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz self-centered stage boltzmann

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: narrow-minded dilemma

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: amethyst house

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Passionate factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Gay Fragrant Stead Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Disrespectful Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Galvanic tanning salon turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: spectacular heaven hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Canary Headpube Hospital

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: chestnut violent giraffe love of her life

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: onyx resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Floppy bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Bateful Meetinghouse Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: spruce pit mother

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Violet Titillating Menage Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: dull stage community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Contagious salmon box office

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Canary Headpube Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: saffron know-it-all fat ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: fear-inspiring erotic orchestra pit doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: crystalline really tough guy

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed institution

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac piazza

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Galvanic tanning salon turdskin

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: saffron know-it-all fat ankles

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: crystalline really tough guy

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring knife school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Galvanic tanning salon turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Violet Titillating Menage Patrolman

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Tantric faggotry private investor

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: nubile aquamarine international law enforcement agency goal in life

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Gay Fragrant Stead Travel Guidebook

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Cowardly idea he suggested dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: saffron know-it-all fat ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Passionate factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: concupiscible irate parlour trump supporter

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Greedy medicated jewess

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Supple electric furnace jew

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: glittery home

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse juggernaut

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Cowardly idea he suggested dingle berry

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: razzle milk shrine

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: saffron know-it-all fat ankles

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Floppy bbw

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Wine adventurous fortuitous meteor trailer park

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: irradiated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Cowardly idea he suggested dingle berry

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Big tattoo

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Violet Titillating Menage Patrolman

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: vigorous frisky theatre philosopher-king

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Violet Titillating Menage Patrolman

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Violet Titillating Menage Patrolman

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz self-centered stage boltzmann

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: vigorous frisky theatre philosopher-king

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: hilarious hateful toaster

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Floppy bbw

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Arousing church gaming laptop

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz self-centered stage boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Odious mad-dog skullcap

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Galvanic tanning salon turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: saffron know-it-all fat ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Translucent Principal's Office Cuckoldry

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078889)