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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
snowy point
  02/22/12
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wonderful hyperactive site boiling water
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Henna know-it-all tattoo nursing home
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Alcoholic supple lodge
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Henna know-it-all tattoo nursing home
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
pearl sanctuary selfie
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
ebony aromatic abode
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Henna know-it-all tattoo nursing home
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
ebony aromatic abode
  02/22/12
u jelly
Henna know-it-all tattoo nursing home
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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Alcoholic supple lodge
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
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  02/23/12
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Alcoholic supple lodge
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
snowy point
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
Disrespectful chad
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
dull bateful university
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Alcoholic supple lodge
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
Razzmatazz avocado people who are hurt kitchen
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Alcoholic supple lodge
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
snowy point
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Alcoholic supple lodge
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outnumbered burgundy double fault lettuce
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
Ruby provocative location
  02/25/12
cr
Gay insecure kitty
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
snowy point
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
Angry doctorate house
  02/12/13
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Alcoholic supple lodge
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
stimulating primrose boltzmann
  03/31/12
great american novelist
Alcoholic supple lodge
  10/26/12
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Irradiated fiercely-loyal really tough guy
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
snowy point
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
smoky puppy private investor
  11/20/12
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Mauve Impressive Field Patrolman
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Mauve Impressive Field Patrolman
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
dull bateful university
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Gay insecure kitty
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
smoky puppy private investor
  01/19/13
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Alcoholic supple lodge
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
out-of-control coldplay fan
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
twinkling beady-eyed den electric furnace
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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violet lascivious rehab
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
Angry doctorate house
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: snowy point

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: wonderful hyperactive site boiling water



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Henna know-it-all tattoo nursing home

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Alcoholic supple lodge

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Henna know-it-all tattoo nursing home

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: pearl sanctuary selfie

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: ebony aromatic abode

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Henna know-it-all tattoo nursing home

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: ebony aromatic abode

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Henna know-it-all tattoo nursing home

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Ocher 180 corner pozpig

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Alcoholic supple lodge



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Offensive peach institution persian

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic supple lodge



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: snowy point

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Disrespectful chad

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: dull bateful university

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic supple lodge

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado people who are hurt kitchen

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic supple lodge

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: snowy point

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Alcoholic supple lodge



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: outnumbered burgundy double fault lettuce



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Ruby provocative location

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Gay insecure kitty

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: snowy point

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Angry doctorate house

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Alcoholic supple lodge



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: stimulating primrose boltzmann

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Alcoholic supple lodge

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Irradiated fiercely-loyal really tough guy



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: snowy point

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: smoky puppy private investor

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Mauve Impressive Field Patrolman



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Mauve Impressive Field Patrolman

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: dull bateful university

how DOES he see himself?

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Gay insecure kitty

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: smoky puppy private investor

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Alcoholic supple lodge



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: out-of-control coldplay fan

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: twinkling beady-eyed den electric furnace

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Gay insecure kitty

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: smoky puppy private investor



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: violet lascivious rehab



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Angry doctorate house

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: galvanic turquoise chapel

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: violet lascivious rehab



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Crystalline cheese-eating pervert



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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