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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: useless passionate macaca



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Thriller Property Nowag



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Know-it-all exhilarant people who are hurt



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling massive idea he suggested



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: mentally impaired soul-stirring lay



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Laughsome Low-t Dragon

wtf

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca

explain please.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Low-t Dragon

you need to write a book or something

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Jet jet-lagged business firm mother

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: Ungodly Place Of Business

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: useless passionate macaca

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: useless passionate macaca

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: provocative crystalline range

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: provocative crystalline range



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: exciting hideous lodge cuck

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: primrose masturbator rigor

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: Sticky field ladyboy

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca

Lmao Oh what a poast!

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: slippery trust fund

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Dull Hairraiser Stock Car

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: hairless misanthropic theater stage

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: histrionic mood potus

I laughed heartily, brother.

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal double fault queen of the night

I spit out my night casein shake

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Big-titted Plaza Hominid



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Internet-worthy hospital

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: useless passionate macaca



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Cerebral Frisky Chad International Law Enforcement Agency

This seems 100% true

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: coral doctorate location



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: navy marvelous puppy

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac rose pocket flask brunch

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: alcoholic boyish lettuce bbw

About to bump it, hold on

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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: provocative crystalline range



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Yellow hell gaming laptop



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: racy slap-happy market



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: out-of-control factory reset button

180

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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Gaped Canary Love Of Her Life Laser Beams



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: stimulating electric furnace menage

180 thread

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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: alcoholic boyish lettuce bbw

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Drab wrinkle



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: primrose masturbator rigor



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: sooty shivering internal respiration mediation

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: harsh crotch school cafeteria

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: bright spot

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: provocative crystalline range

epic

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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: alcoholic boyish lettuce bbw



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Electric immigrant parlor

the virgin islands are in the carribean

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Floppy Office Regret



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: provocative crystalline range

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: bearded naked stage

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Appetizing church building



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Irradiated crackhouse knife

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Pungent concupiscible main people

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: useless passionate macaca



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: provocative crystalline range

18000000000000000

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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Mildly autistic partner

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: supple state son of senegal

180

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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Greedy Vibrant Hairy Legs



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: soggy trailer park gunner



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Zippy party of the first part

FLAME!

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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: soggy trailer park gunner

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Multi-colored sienna fanboi temple

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: provocative crystalline range



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: overrated base

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: cyan anal kitchen jap



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: sooty shivering internal respiration mediation

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: provocative crystalline range



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle casino toaster



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: kink-friendly obsidian institution voyeur

Xo HOF poast

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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: poppy razzmatazz shrine antidepressant drug



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: trip garrison filthpig



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Comical Water Buffalo Forum



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Comical Water Buffalo Forum



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: provocative crystalline range

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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: green site ratface

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Diverse jewess orchestra pit



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Comical Water Buffalo Forum



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: cyan anal kitchen jap



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: green site ratface



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Comical Water Buffalo Forum



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Adventurous Onyx Center

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Comical Water Buffalo Forum



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: vigorous jade library



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle casino toaster



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Cobalt haunted graveyard

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: glittery copper cuckoldry church



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: glittery copper cuckoldry church



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: glittery copper cuckoldry church



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Comical Water Buffalo Forum



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Author: Deep razzle juggernaut circlehead



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Comical Water Buffalo Forum



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Author: the discombobulator

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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
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