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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Curious keepsake machete
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
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  01/05/14
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startled church
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Curious keepsake machete
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Curious keepsake machete
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Curious keepsake machete
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Curious keepsake machete
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
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  06/25/12
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Chartreuse Slimy Gas Station Fat Ankles
  06/25/12
Jesus
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  06/25/12
literally rofling
fantasy-prone racy parlour
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Multi-colored Locus Double Fault
  08/02/12
crying
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  02/22/13
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lost my shit
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  08/27/21
God I’m old.
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Curious keepsake machete
  06/25/12
cop
Chartreuse Slimy Gas Station Fat Ankles
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
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  06/25/12
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pea-brained contagious knife toilet seat
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Carnelian histrionic state coffee pot
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Chocolate flickering antidepressant drug address
  08/02/12
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zombie-like cerebral mental disorder boltzmann
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
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  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
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  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
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  06/25/12
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180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Chartreuse Slimy Gas Station Fat Ankles
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Chocolate flickering antidepressant drug address
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
smoky exhilarant center
  08/21/13
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Curious keepsake machete
  06/25/12
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Translucent Base Idiot
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
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zombie-like cerebral mental disorder boltzmann
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
odious trailer park macaca
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Curious keepsake machete
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
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  06/26/12
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zombie-like cerebral mental disorder boltzmann
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Provocative Honey-headed Tank Mother
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Curious keepsake machete
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
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  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
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  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
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  08/02/12
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Curious keepsake machete
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Multi-colored Locus Double Fault
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Chocolate flickering antidepressant drug address
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
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Much love for the shout, Box.
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holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Chocolate flickering antidepressant drug address
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Greedy cracking sanctuary
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Curious keepsake machete
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
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  09/14/12
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i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
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  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
smoky exhilarant center
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
burgundy hairraiser multi-billionaire
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Spectacular wrinkle resort
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
smoky exhilarant center
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
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  12/02/16
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  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
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  06/26/26
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Curious keepsake machete

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Flushed thirsty round eye

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: startled church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Curious keepsake machete

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Curious keepsake machete

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Curious keepsake machete

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Curious keepsake machete

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: pea-brained contagious knife toilet seat

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse Slimy Gas Station Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Aggressive pearl new version idea he suggested

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: fantasy-prone racy parlour

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored Locus Double Fault

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Primrose ceo

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: burgundy hairraiser multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Walnut vibrant hissy fit circlehead

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Spectacular wrinkle resort



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: carmine motley really tough guy



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: vivacious brindle athletic conference



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: buck-toothed shimmering school blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: buck-toothed shimmering school blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Aquamarine Razzmatazz Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Galvanic cordovan menage therapy



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: beta personal credit line headpube

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Curious keepsake machete

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse Slimy Gas Station Fat Ankles

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse Slimy Gas Station Fat Ankles

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: pea-brained contagious knife toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Carnelian histrionic state coffee pot

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Chocolate flickering antidepressant drug address

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: zombie-like cerebral mental disorder boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: wonderful spot fanboi

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: marvelous house-broken sandwich

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Chartreuse Slimy Gas Station Fat Ankles

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: bisexual rose native



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Chartreuse Slimy Gas Station Fat Ankles

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Chocolate flickering antidepressant drug address

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: smoky exhilarant center

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Curious keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Translucent Base Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Azure boyish cruise ship genital piercing

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: zombie-like cerebral mental disorder boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: odious trailer park macaca

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Curious keepsake machete

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: gold stag film azn

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Curious keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: zombie-like cerebral mental disorder boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Provocative Honey-headed Tank Mother

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Curious keepsake machete

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac silver station useless brakes

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Greedy cracking sanctuary

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Curious keepsake machete

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Curious keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored Locus Double Fault

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Chocolate flickering antidepressant drug address

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Chocolate flickering antidepressant drug address

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Charismatic brunch laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Curious keepsake machete

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Obsidian Chest-beating National Security Agency Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Chocolate flickering antidepressant drug address

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Greedy cracking sanctuary

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Curious keepsake machete

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Chocolate flickering antidepressant drug address

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: alcoholic chrome mad cow disease office

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Chocolate flickering antidepressant drug address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Charismatic brunch laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Garnet Turdskin Point

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Charismatic brunch laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Curious keepsake machete

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: burgundy hairraiser multi-billionaire

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Chocolate flickering antidepressant drug address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: zombie-like cerebral mental disorder boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: burgundy hairraiser multi-billionaire

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: smoky exhilarant center

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: burgundy hairraiser multi-billionaire

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Spectacular wrinkle resort

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: smoky exhilarant center

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Lascivious at-the-ready fortuitous meteor

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: zombie-like cerebral mental disorder boltzmann

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: zombie-like cerebral mental disorder boltzmann

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: zombie-like cerebral mental disorder boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: zombie-like cerebral mental disorder boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Arousing son of senegal shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: awkward unhinged abode faggot firefighter

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Spectacular wrinkle resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: wine police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: maize puppy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: maize puppy lodge

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: cobalt fragrant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: deep location people who are hurt

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Chocolate flickering antidepressant drug address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Dark Misunderstood Space Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: orchid razzle-dazzle site friendly grandma

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed gay tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Ruddy painfully honest forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Diverse Scourge Upon The Earth Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Aromatic Crotch

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: turquoise milk bawdyhouse

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Dark Misunderstood Space Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Chocolate flickering antidepressant drug address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Dark Misunderstood Space Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Mauve tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Provocative Honey-headed Tank Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: ivory adventurous whorehouse foreskin

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: excitant theater

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Ocher glittery stage electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Provocative Honey-headed Tank Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Cyan titillating plaza rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Bateful yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Grizzly Library Philosopher-king

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Psychic Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Nubile vermilion water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Galvanic cordovan menage therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: spruce rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Tan razzle theater stage pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#49964828)