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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Mind-boggling Pit French Chef
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Cowardly bisexual library
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
stirring unhinged volcanic crater range
  07/09/12
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Passionate feces brethren
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
heady cumskin
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Mind-boggling Pit French Chef
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
heady cumskin
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Mind-boggling Pit French Chef
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
heady cumskin
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Galvanic nursing home philosopher-king
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Mind-boggling Pit French Chef
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Galvanic nursing home philosopher-king
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Mind-boggling Pit French Chef
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Jet brunch
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Mind-boggling Pit French Chef
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Jet brunch
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Mind-boggling Pit French Chef
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Jet brunch
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
henna tank point
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Mind-boggling Pit French Chef
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
excitant locale
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Mind-boggling Pit French Chef
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Domesticated shaky death wish coffee pot
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Lavender Sandwich Resort
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Sickened Very Tactful Orchestra Pit Indirect Expression
  07/09/12
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Passionate feces brethren
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
heady cumskin
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Mind-boggling Pit French Chef
  07/09/12
stfu
Sickened Very Tactful Orchestra Pit Indirect Expression
  07/09/12
180
Turquoise self-absorbed trailer park scourge upon the earth
  07/09/12
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Mentally impaired roast beef
  07/13/12
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big hunting ground
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
aquamarine theater
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Mind-boggling Pit French Chef
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
aquamarine theater
  07/09/12
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Nighttime flesh kitty cat
  07/04/19
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Passionate feces brethren
  07/13/12
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Nighttime flesh kitty cat
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
bipolar field
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
fishy pontificating dilemma
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Supple whorehouse nibblets
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
fishy pontificating dilemma
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Razzle-dazzle up-to-no-good regret
  03/04/25
lol kike
big hunting ground
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Appetizing sable dingle berry parlour
  07/04/19
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Know-it-all bull headed keepsake machete theater stage
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contagious menage roommate
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
glittery windowlicker location
  07/24/24
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180 nudist degenerate ladyboy
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
French Erotic Principal's Office Community Account
  09/22/24
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Razzle-dazzle up-to-no-good regret
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pit French Chef



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Cowardly bisexual library

Equally retarded

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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: stirring unhinged volcanic crater range

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Passionate feces brethren



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: heady cumskin

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pit French Chef

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: heady cumskin

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pit French Chef

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: heady cumskin

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Galvanic nursing home philosopher-king

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pit French Chef

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Galvanic nursing home philosopher-king

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pit French Chef

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Jet brunch

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pit French Chef

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Jet brunch

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pit French Chef

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Jet brunch

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: henna tank point

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pit French Chef

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: excitant locale

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pit French Chef

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Domesticated shaky death wish coffee pot

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Lavender Sandwich Resort

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Sickened Very Tactful Orchestra Pit Indirect Expression

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Passionate feces brethren



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: heady cumskin

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pit French Chef

(guy who does both)

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Sickened Very Tactful Orchestra Pit Indirect Expression

stfu

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Turquoise self-absorbed trailer park scourge upon the earth

180

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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Mentally impaired roast beef



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: big hunting ground



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: aquamarine theater

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pit French Chef

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: aquamarine theater

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Nighttime flesh kitty cat



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Passionate feces brethren



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Nighttime flesh kitty cat



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: bipolar field

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: fishy pontificating dilemma

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Supple whorehouse nibblets

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: fishy pontificating dilemma

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle up-to-no-good regret

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: big hunting ground

lol kike

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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Appetizing sable dingle berry parlour

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Know-it-all bull headed keepsake machete theater stage



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: contagious menage roommate



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: glittery windowlicker location

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: 180 nudist degenerate ladyboy



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: French Erotic Principal's Office Community Account

i dont eat either because im not a slob

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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle up-to-no-good regret



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant rebellious bbw

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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