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How would a prime Mike Tyson do vs a Klitschko?

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gaped school cafeteria scourge upon the earth
  10/08/12
Lol. Tyson would eat him
drunken big pisswyrm
  10/08/12
the klitschkos dominated the nigerian nightmare who looked p...
gaped school cafeteria scourge upon the earth
  10/08/12
Peter wasn't shit compared to a prime Tyson. Just not even i...
internet-worthy newt ticket booth
  10/08/12
...literally?
Mint federal point
  10/08/12
Tyson by KO inside 4.
internet-worthy newt ticket booth
  10/08/12
i assume you mean seconds vs glass jaw wlad at least
glassy alcoholic casino
  10/08/12
what about vitaly they have the reach and are much smarte...
gaped school cafeteria scourge upon the earth
  10/08/12
Tyson was actually pretty smart and a good tactical fighter ...
drunken big pisswyrm
  10/08/12
his style is very aggressive though; they are counterpuncher...
Mint federal point
  10/08/12
Tyson in his prime was so goddamn good at slipping the jab. ...
internet-worthy newt ticket booth
  10/08/12
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drunken big pisswyrm
  10/08/12
whos' actually better, wlad or vitali? you really dont th...
Mint federal point
  10/08/12
Tough call. Wlad is much more athletic, has a better defense...
internet-worthy newt ticket booth
  10/08/12
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Awkward Address Deer Antler
  10/08/12
(guy who never saw the Tyson-Mitch "Blood" Green o...
vibrant stock car sanctuary
  10/29/12
CR analysis
mentally impaired alcoholic principal's office
  03/07/15
seconds?
heady queen of the night gaping
  10/08/12
Possibly.
internet-worthy newt ticket booth
  10/08/12
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concupiscible useless foreskin
  01/25/14
lol
glassy alcoholic casino
  10/08/12
Tyson's PEEAKABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
drunken big pisswyrm
  10/08/12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1bkMtrPZwY
drunken big pisswyrm
  10/08/12
Tyson never fought anyone at the Klitschkos' level. He fough...
Abnormal mental disorder cuckold
  10/08/12
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Abnormal mental disorder cuckold
  10/08/12
this is a good argument
Mint federal point
  10/08/12
Take a look at Vitali's resume.
internet-worthy newt ticket booth
  10/08/12
You ever see his fight with Lennox Lewis brother? Vitali is...
vibrant stock car sanctuary
  10/29/12
(Guy who beat me to this comment)
mentally impaired alcoholic principal's office
  03/07/15
This is true, but I don't think they've fought anyone as goo...
Claret ceo giraffe
  10/08/12
Fair
Abnormal mental disorder cuckold
  10/08/12
Vitali fought Lennox Lewis and was winning on points when th...
vibrant stock car sanctuary
  10/29/12
Correct. The fight was stopped due to cuts so Lewis got the ...
twinkling mexican becky
  10/29/12
and lewis was like 38 at the time.
Talented love of her life trump supporter
  01/25/14
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concupiscible useless foreskin
  03/07/15
I know virtually nothing about boxing beyond casually watchi...
Vivacious Green Stage Kitty Cat
  10/08/12
Correct, you know nothing about boxing, shitlib
Abnormal mental disorder cuckold
  10/08/12
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canary range hominid
  10/29/12
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twinkling mexican becky
  10/29/12
cot damn i would love to see this murder
concupiscible useless foreskin
  10/29/12
tyson would gorge on holmes caliber jabs but slip in often e...
Vengeful Odious Goyim
  10/29/12
You know that Holmes was an old man when he fought Tyson, ri...
vibrant stock car sanctuary
  10/29/12
oh i know when i invoke his jab i mean as it was in his prim...
Vengeful Odious Goyim
  10/29/12
Man, I really think people need to go back and look at what ...
vibrant stock car sanctuary
  10/29/12
yeah, i think klitschko's very strong jab would give mike al...
Vengeful Odious Goyim
  10/29/12
didn't tyson get utterly pwned by lennox lewis--not because ...
Crawly Idea He Suggested Library
  10/29/12
the real question is how he would do against BOTH of them, e...
slippery whorehouse nibblets
  10/29/12
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concupiscible useless foreskin
  01/25/14
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Mint federal point
  01/27/13
Tyson would lose
orange dashing sound barrier
  09/01/14
This boxing blog, with the use of stats, makes a compelling ...
lemon faggot firefighter property
  03/15/15
This is really interesting
Mint federal point
  11/28/15
Cr. Tyson would get steamrolled by either
Shivering Kink-friendly Police Squad Useless Brakes
  11/28/15
If this was not me then this is precisely the comment I'd ma...
Cowardly Greedy Temple Messiness
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Mint federal point
  08/30/17
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gaped school cafeteria scourge upon the earth
  12/04/22
He'd annihilate any version of Wlad. Unsure how Vitali w...
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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:17 PM
Author: gaped school cafeteria scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742682)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:17 PM
Author: drunken big pisswyrm

Lol. Tyson would eat him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742688)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:18 PM
Author: gaped school cafeteria scourge upon the earth

the klitschkos dominated the nigerian nightmare who looked pertty badass too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742691)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:18 PM
Author: internet-worthy newt ticket booth

Peter wasn't shit compared to a prime Tyson. Just not even in the same league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742696)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:20 PM
Author: Mint federal point

...literally?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742717)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:18 PM
Author: internet-worthy newt ticket booth

Tyson by KO inside 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742690)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:18 PM
Author: glassy alcoholic casino

i assume you mean seconds vs glass jaw wlad at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742697)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:19 PM
Author: gaped school cafeteria scourge upon the earth

what about vitaly

they have the reach and are much smarter/tactical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742704)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:20 PM
Author: drunken big pisswyrm

Tyson was actually pretty smart and a good tactical fighter in his younger days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742716)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:20 PM
Author: Mint federal point

his style is very aggressive though; they are counterpunchers that keep people at distance with jabs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742720)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:20 PM
Author: internet-worthy newt ticket booth

Tyson in his prime was so goddamn good at slipping the jab. Vitali often uses his as a range-finder. He'll paw with it, leave it out there a bit too long and then trust his reflexes to lean away from his opponent's punches. That's a recipe for suicide against Tyson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742718)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:20 PM
Author: drunken big pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742726)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:21 PM
Author: Mint federal point

whos' actually better, wlad or vitali?

you really dont think eithero f them haev a shot at him? they are really fucking brilliant (i'm basing this entirely on a documentary i watched about them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742731)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:27 PM
Author: internet-worthy newt ticket booth

Tough call. Wlad is much more athletic, has a better defense, and punches harder. But Vitali is much tougher, has the far better chin, and has a mean streak that Wlad doesn't. Wlad's all sportsman. I've watched a number of fights were Vitali carried his opponent seemingly only to put more hurt on him. Prime for prime, I'd give a slight edge to Vitali.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742764)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Awkward Address Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742758)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:21 AM
Author: vibrant stock car sanctuary

(guy who never saw the Tyson-Mitch "Blood" Green or the Tyson-James "Quick" Tillis fights)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21912735)



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Date: March 7th, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: mentally impaired alcoholic principal's office

CR analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#27448157)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:18 PM
Author: heady queen of the night gaping

seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742699)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:19 PM
Author: internet-worthy newt ticket booth

Possibly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742706)



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Date: January 25th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: concupiscible useless foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#24892161)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:18 PM
Author: glassy alcoholic casino

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742692)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:19 PM
Author: drunken big pisswyrm

Tyson's PEEAKABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742711)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:24 PM
Author: drunken big pisswyrm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1bkMtrPZwY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742748)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:29 PM
Author: Abnormal mental disorder cuckold

Tyson never fought anyone at the Klitschkos' level. He fought hasbeens and neverwases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742778)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:34 PM
Author: Abnormal mental disorder cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742809)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:34 PM
Author: Mint federal point

this is a good argument

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742813)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: internet-worthy newt ticket booth

Take a look at Vitali's resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21742821)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:24 AM
Author: vibrant stock car sanctuary

You ever see his fight with Lennox Lewis brother? Vitali is not a fraud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21912746)



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Date: March 7th, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: mentally impaired alcoholic principal's office

(Guy who beat me to this comment)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#27448166)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 5:25 PM
Author: Claret ceo giraffe

This is true, but I don't think they've fought anyone as good or as fast as Tyson. Even if he never fought someone at their best, it's pretty clear that Tyson was a beat w/o peer and that wasn't the fault of the times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21743166)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Abnormal mental disorder cuckold

Fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21743247)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:34 AM
Author: vibrant stock car sanctuary

Vitali fought Lennox Lewis and was winning on points when the fight was stopped because of a cut (which was correctly ruled a knockout for Lewis because the cut was caused by a punch). It's simply wrong to say that he never fought anyone as good as Tyson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21912802)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:44 AM
Author: twinkling mexican becky

Correct. The fight was stopped due to cuts so Lewis got the win. Lennox decided to retire instead of rematch him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21912836)



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Date: January 25th, 2014 12:54 AM
Author: Talented love of her life trump supporter

and lewis was like 38 at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#24892222)



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Date: March 7th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: concupiscible useless foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#27448146)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 5:40 PM
Author: Vivacious Green Stage Kitty Cat

I know virtually nothing about boxing beyond casually watching some major fights, but it seems like Tyson in his prime would brutally pwn pretty much anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21743254)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 5:41 PM
Author: Abnormal mental disorder cuckold

Correct, you know nothing about boxing, shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21743261)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:42 AM
Author: canary range hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21912832)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:46 AM
Author: twinkling mexican becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21912839)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:07 AM
Author: concupiscible useless foreskin

cot damn i would love to see this murder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21912682)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:21 AM
Author: Vengeful Odious Goyim

tyson would gorge on holmes caliber jabs but slip in often enough to rock vitali really good at least once. tyson's footwork under rooney was beautiful. the thing is, vitali has a granite chin as we saw against lewis..so i'd put money on VK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21912734)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:23 AM
Author: vibrant stock car sanctuary

You know that Holmes was an old man when he fought Tyson, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21912742)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:25 AM
Author: Vengeful Odious Goyim

oh i know when i invoke his jab i mean as it was in his prime. larry had a sweet jab, good etension, good sting, just a really nice jab.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21912754)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:28 AM
Author: vibrant stock car sanctuary

Man, I really think people need to go back and look at what Tyson looked like in the Tillis fight, and then think about why they didn't let him fight anyone with a good jab after that. The next guy he fought with a good jab was Buster Douglas...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21912774)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: Vengeful Odious Goyim

yeah, i think klitschko's very strong jab would give mike all kinds of trouble. not to mention, he is real tree with a solid chin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21912784)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Crawly Idea He Suggested Library

didn't tyson get utterly pwned by lennox lewis--not because tyson was out of shape but because his size and style just didn't mesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21912766)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: slippery whorehouse nibblets

the real question is how he would do against BOTH of them, either at the same time or back to back with 5 min rest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#21912770)



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Date: January 25th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: concupiscible useless foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#24892169)



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Date: January 27th, 2013 11:57 PM
Author: Mint federal point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#22517026)



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Date: September 1st, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: orange dashing sound barrier

Tyson would lose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#26246514)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: lemon faggot firefighter property

This boxing blog, with the use of stats, makes a compelling case for the Klitschkos. I have to agree. The elite heavyweights nowadays have a combination of speed and size that simply didn't exist in Tyson's prime. The big, heavy punchers in Tyson's day were also oafs in the ring. Median height and weight for heavyweights is now much higher and yet these guys can still box.

http://www.heavyweightblog.com/211/mike-tyson-kos-wladimir-klitschko-in-1-round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#27491818)



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Date: November 28th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Mint federal point

This is really interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#29268414)



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Date: November 28th, 2015 10:38 PM
Author: Shivering Kink-friendly Police Squad Useless Brakes

Cr. Tyson would get steamrolled by either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#29268710)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 10:32 PM
Author: Cowardly Greedy Temple Messiness

If this was not me then this is precisely the comment I'd make, except I'd be less earnest and just point out that people have fallen for insane hype about how size doesn't matter. I mean, Mike lost to Buster Douglas. Come on!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#45586355)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Mint federal point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#34101432)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 9:57 PM
Author: gaped school cafeteria scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#45586173)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser aggressive dog poop site

He'd annihilate any version of Wlad.

Unsure how Vitali would fare. I think that would have been a great fight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#45586368)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 10:37 PM
Author: gaped school cafeteria scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#46675033)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: gaped school cafeteria scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2073319&forum_id=2...id#49063469)