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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
Very Tactful Drab Dingle Berry
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Very Tactful Drab Dingle Berry
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Very Tactful Drab Dingle Berry
  10/10/12
lol at white womyn
marvelous well-lubricated hell
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
fragrant cream forum new version
  10/10/12
http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Ebony gaming laptop
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Dark indian lodge
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
hyperventilating arousing house
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
Dark indian lodge
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Buff Stimulating Fortuitous Meteor
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
crystalline theater stage
  05/15/23
Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
Very Tactful Drab Dingle Berry
  10/10/12
tyft
exhilarant lemon cumskin
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180
Bronze Queen Of The Night
  10/10/12
awesome
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Razzle Chocolate Cuckold
  05/14/23
these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
free-loading keepsake machete mental disorder
  10/29/12
Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
exciting gas station
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18000000000
electric cruel-hearted trailer park prole
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You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Very Tactful Drab Dingle Berry

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Very Tactful Drab Dingle Berry



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Very Tactful Drab Dingle Berry



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: marvelous well-lubricated hell

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: fragrant cream forum new version

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Ebony gaming laptop

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Dark indian lodge

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: hyperventilating arousing house

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Dark indian lodge

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Buff Stimulating Fortuitous Meteor

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: crystalline theater stage

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Very Tactful Drab Dingle Berry

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: exhilarant lemon cumskin

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Bronze Queen Of The Night

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: turquoise giraffe

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Razzle Chocolate Cuckold



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: free-loading keepsake machete mental disorder

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: exciting gas station

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: electric cruel-hearted trailer park prole

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#46312483)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: multi-colored market

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: swashbuckling temple kitty

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Light public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#46313493)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained))



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