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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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  08/14/13
tell me
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  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
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lol tyft
Histrionic Internet-worthy Filthpig
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
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  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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  12/28/13
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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  08/14/13
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a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
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  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
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To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
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When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
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weird blob of shit from another dimension
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  08/14/13
rofl
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180
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
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Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Multi-colored Bat Shit Crazy Abode Philosopher-king
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
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  08/14/13
best of thread
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Sick Coffee Pot
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
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  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
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Histrionic Internet-worthy Filthpig
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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Histrionic Internet-worthy Filthpig
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
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(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Histrionic Internet-worthy Filthpig
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
french primrose dilemma
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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Pizzas are not whores.
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
180 factory reset button
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
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  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
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lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
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Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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(not bloodacre)
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
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*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
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i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
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  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
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  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
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  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
french primrose dilemma
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
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  08/14/13
To be fair, k
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  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
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  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
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  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Violent Concupiscible Old Irish Cottage
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
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  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
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  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
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  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
french primrose dilemma
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Violent Concupiscible Old Irish Cottage
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
french primrose dilemma
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Histrionic Internet-worthy Filthpig
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
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  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
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  08/14/13
whatever
french primrose dilemma
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
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  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
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When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
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180
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
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If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
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When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
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this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
french primrose dilemma
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
glittery newt regret
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
french primrose dilemma
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
glittery newt regret
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Histrionic Internet-worthy Filthpig
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Histrionic Internet-worthy Filthpig
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
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  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
domesticated chapel
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
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  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
french primrose dilemma
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
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  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
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  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
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  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
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  08/14/13
lmao
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  08/14/13
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brilliant elite multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
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  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
french primrose dilemma
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
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  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
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  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
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  08/14/13
Pics?
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  08/14/13
link?
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  08/17/13
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  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
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A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
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  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
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  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
french primrose dilemma
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
floppy cocky property
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
french primrose dilemma
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
floppy cocky property
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
french primrose dilemma
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
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  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
floppy cocky property
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
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  08/14/13
Underrated
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  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
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  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
milky geriatric double fault
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
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  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
onyx weed whacker lay
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
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  08/14/13
lol
Emerald Mood
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Supple mustard rigor
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Emerald Mood
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
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  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
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  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
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  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Emerald Mood
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
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/thread. instant classic
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180
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  09/11/13
Lmao
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  06/07/17
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  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
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my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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  08/14/13
lol
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When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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180
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Excitant water buffalo
  08/17/13
poignant
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  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
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  08/17/13
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  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
rambunctious casino
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
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  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
mentally impaired theater stage
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Ebony Center
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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  12/28/13
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
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  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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  03/10/14
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bossy whorehouse
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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Flesh odious area
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  12/23/15
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bossy whorehouse
  01/05/16
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Flesh odious area
  03/13/16
I want pizza
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  06/07/17
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lascivious lavender mother
  09/22/17
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  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
White Pozpig Market
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
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  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
White Pozpig Market
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Flesh odious area
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Indecent Soul-stirring Lodge

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Filthpig

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: arousing lilac menage

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Ebony Center

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: bossy whorehouse

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Pearl pontificating school brethren



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Deranged Orchestra Pit

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Pale mildly autistic death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Aromatic rusted place of business rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: glittery newt regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: flatulent laughsome resort international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Sick Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: fuchsia boistinker house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Appetizing spruce goal in life meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Adventurous spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: fuchsia boistinker house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: fragrant greedy church

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Multi-colored Bat Shit Crazy Abode Philosopher-king

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Indecent Soul-stirring Lodge

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Flesh odious area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Sick Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: fragrant greedy church

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Shaky blood rage

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: vibrant selfie cruise ship

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Indecent Soul-stirring Lodge

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: glittery newt regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: splenetic doobsian fanboi round eye

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: razzmatazz abnormal cumskin

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Emerald Mood

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Bateful slate shrine laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: judgmental submissive masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: amethyst corner ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: flatulent laughsome resort international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Appetizing spruce goal in life meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Bipolar hairraiser principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Bipolar hairraiser principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Multi-colored Bat Shit Crazy Abode Philosopher-king

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Bipolar hairraiser principal's office

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: onyx weed whacker lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Sick Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Sick Coffee Pot

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Filthpig

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Impertinent indian lodge messiness

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Multi-colored Bat Shit Crazy Abode Philosopher-king

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: 180 factory reset button

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Indecent Soul-stirring Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: shimmering big parlor voyeur

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: gold depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Bateful slate shrine laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: bossy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: dashing mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: 180 factory reset button

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: onyx weed whacker lay

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: onyx weed whacker lay

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: indigo church building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Bipolar hairraiser principal's office

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: onyx weed whacker lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Racy national

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling mischievous crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Bipolar hairraiser principal's office

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Poppy Incel Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: onyx weed whacker lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: curious sanctuary telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: curious sanctuary telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: amethyst corner ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: onyx weed whacker lay

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: onyx weed whacker lay

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Shivering Ticket Booth Toilet Seat

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Violent Concupiscible Old Irish Cottage

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: vibrant selfie cruise ship

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: vibrant selfie cruise ship

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: glittery newt regret

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: scarlet business firm alpha

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: bespoke thriller puppy station

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: onyx weed whacker lay

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Violent Concupiscible Old Irish Cottage

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Shivering Ticket Booth Toilet Seat

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: brilliant elite multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Violent Concupiscible Old Irish Cottage

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Violent Concupiscible Old Irish Cottage

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Violent Concupiscible Old Irish Cottage

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Violent Concupiscible Old Irish Cottage

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Violent Concupiscible Old Irish Cottage

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Violent Concupiscible Old Irish Cottage

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Filthpig

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Filthpig

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: seedy razzle-dazzle state

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: onyx weed whacker lay

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Bipolar hairraiser principal's office

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: shimmering big parlor voyeur

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: glittery newt regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: electric insanely creepy legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Bipolar hairraiser principal's office

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Trip elastic band

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Trip elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: glittery newt regret

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: glittery newt regret

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Filthpig

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Filthpig

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Stimulating wild tanning salon halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: shimmering big parlor voyeur

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: insane dopamine faggotry

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: domesticated chapel

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: glittery newt regret

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: glittery newt regret

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: onyx weed whacker lay

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: glittery newt regret

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Spectacular sable nursing home twinkling uncleanness

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Filthpig

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: brilliant elite multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Violent brindle senate trust fund

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: alcoholic stain stag film

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Trip elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: hairless provocative hall psychic

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Flesh odious area

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Indecent Soul-stirring Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Talking Brass Travel Guidebook

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Vivacious Nibblets

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: onyx weed whacker lay

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: talented amber field gaping

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: floppy cocky property

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: floppy cocky property

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: floppy cocky property

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: french primrose dilemma

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Diverse maize university prole

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: floppy cocky property

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: milky geriatric double fault

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Spectacular sable nursing home twinkling uncleanness

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: judgmental submissive masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Diverse maize university prole

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: milky geriatric double fault

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: mentally impaired theater stage

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: onyx weed whacker lay

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Supple mustard rigor

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Emerald Mood

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Supple mustard rigor

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Emerald Mood

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Supple mustard rigor

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Diverse maize university prole

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Dark roommate kitchen

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Shivering Ticket Booth Toilet Seat

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: coiffed godawful trump supporter

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: sadistic sandwich

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Emerald Mood

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Bateful slate shrine laser beams

pizza doesn't cut itself

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Emerald Mood

/thread. instant classic

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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: sticky wagecucks antidepressant drug



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Cracking Stead Candlestick Maker



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: floppy cocky property

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: milky geriatric double fault



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: talented amber field gaping



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: rambunctious casino



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: irradiated temple personal credit line

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Appetizing spruce goal in life meetinghouse



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Carmine stirring doctorate

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: sticky wagecucks antidepressant drug

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: jet hominid cuckoldry

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: floppy cocky property

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: frisky metal clown faggot firefighter



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Opaque marvelous bawdyhouse genital piercing

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Chrome contagious affirmative action liquid oxygen

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Sickened pit karate

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Excitant water buffalo

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good drab circlehead

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: khaki trailer park

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: sticky wagecucks antidepressant drug



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: rambunctious casino

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: curious sanctuary telephone

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: mentally impaired theater stage

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Ebony Center

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Aqua Aggressive Indirect Expression Preventive Strike

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: charcoal space mediation



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: orange juggernaut

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: cerebral sepia school cafeteria

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Titillating yellow nowag location

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: bossy whorehouse



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Racy national

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: lascivious lavender mother



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Bateful slate shrine laser beams



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Flesh odious area



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Flesh odious area



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: bossy whorehouse



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Flesh odious area



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: fantasy-prone abusive locus

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: lascivious lavender mother



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: vigorous headpube mexican



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: White Pozpig Market

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: crystalline hideous locale legal warrant

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: White Pozpig Market

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: amethyst corner ape



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Flesh odious area



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Flesh odious area



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Misanthropic Puce Gaming Laptop



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: amethyst corner ape



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: amethyst corner ape



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