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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
avocado bateful hominid
  11/17/13
wow great point man
adventurous pit
  11/17/13
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Aqua gaping
  02/09/14
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avocado bateful hominid
  12/01/13
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Passionate primrose becky dilemma
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
razzle-dazzle legend theatre
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
odious citrine hospital
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
infuriating candlestick maker indian lodge
  11/18/13
tp
Battle Diaper Alita
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
appetizing codepig
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Passionate primrose becky dilemma
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
avocado bateful hominid
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
spectacular ebony stead
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Swollen Aromatic Den
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Topaz Boyish School Blood Rage
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
avocado bateful hominid
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Glittery Flickering Stage Degenerate
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
avocado bateful hominid
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
vibrant domesticated hall
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
wild splenetic office brethren
  04/07/16
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Stimulating kitchen
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
buck-toothed ungodly coffee pot hissy fit
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
Coiffed azure whorehouse background story
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Comical Menage Nowag
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
Irradiated sapphire rigor
  11/17/13
?
Navy fighting foreskin
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Light fragrant sneaky criminal factory reset button
  11/18/13
Well?
soggy skinny woman principal's office
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
Dashing mewling center indirect expression
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
Curious Address Kitty
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Passionate primrose becky dilemma
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Talking Windowlicker
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Maroon theater stage community account
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Curious Address Kitty
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
avocado bateful hominid
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Curious Address Kitty
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Maroon theater stage community account
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
avocado bateful hominid
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
Curious Address Kitty
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
avocado bateful hominid
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm
  11/17/13
You're done here
Transparent erotic location jap
  11/19/13
(idiot)
Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm
  11/17/13
...
Translucent jet-lagged piazza black woman
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
brilliant shivering boistinker mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
avocado bateful hominid
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Translucent jet-lagged piazza black woman
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Topaz Boyish School Blood Rage
  11/17/13
...
Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Translucent jet-lagged piazza black woman
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
canary razzmatazz theater
  11/17/13
only?
brilliant shivering boistinker mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
avocado bateful hominid
  11/17/13
...
Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm
  11/17/13
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Chartreuse sickened fortuitous meteor station
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
red school cafeteria really tough guy
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
avocado bateful hominid
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Maroon theater stage community account
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
know-it-all 180 stock car
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Translucent jet-lagged piazza black woman
  11/17/13
lol
know-it-all 180 stock car
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
red school cafeteria really tough guy
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
brilliant shivering boistinker mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
lmao.
infuriating candlestick maker indian lodge
  11/18/13
cq
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Battle Diaper Alita
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
Crimson Garrison Wagecucks
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
infuriating candlestick maker indian lodge
  11/18/13
Underrated
mahogany people who are hurt toilet seat
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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  12/22/14
tyft mental image
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  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
Marvelous set round eye
  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Slap-happy Ivory Spot International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Slap-happy Ivory Spot International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
red school cafeteria really tough guy
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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  11/17/13
*legit retard*
Crimson Garrison Wagecucks
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Slap-happy Ivory Spot International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
Crimson Garrison Wagecucks
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
Translucent jet-lagged piazza black woman
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Slap-happy Ivory Spot International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Vivacious mother
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Slap-happy Ivory Spot International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Slap-happy Ivory Spot International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Vivacious mother
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Vivacious mother
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Vivacious mother
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Crimson Garrison Wagecucks
  11/17/13
LOL
Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Slap-happy Ivory Spot International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
Crimson Garrison Wagecucks
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Slap-happy Ivory Spot International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
Crimson Garrison Wagecucks
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
Dead Masturbator
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
Talking Windowlicker
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
Provocative State
  11/17/13
really embarassing
Talented Silver Queen Of The Night
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
avocado bateful hominid
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Slap-happy Ivory Spot International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
Crimson Garrison Wagecucks
  11/17/13
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mahogany people who are hurt toilet seat
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
brilliant shivering boistinker mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
avocado bateful hominid
  11/17/13
well executed flame
Burgundy cruel-hearted parlor weed whacker
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
crawly smoky field sandwich
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
ultramarine autistic trump supporter
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
unholy persian
  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
Crimson Garrison Wagecucks
  11/17/13
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amber sanctuary
  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
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  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
avocado bateful hominid
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
snowy exciting church
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
avocado bateful hominid
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
contagious patrolman
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
nubile resort
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
contagious patrolman
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Sick Fear-inspiring Box Office Philosopher-king
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
avocado bateful hominid
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
Sick Fear-inspiring Box Office Philosopher-king
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
contagious patrolman
  11/18/13
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Cerebral property fanboi
  11/18/13
If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
Mind-boggling meetinghouse
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
avocado bateful hominid
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
contagious patrolman
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
Cream Bull Headed Site
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
Light fragrant sneaky criminal factory reset button
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
magical disgusting plaza
  11/18/13
ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
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(Jeff Bridges)
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Chartreuse sickened fortuitous meteor station
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
Gaped corner striped hyena
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
Alcoholic gas station rigpig
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
avocado bateful hominid
  11/19/13
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avocado bateful hominid
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
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  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
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  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
crawly smoky field sandwich
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
avocado bateful hominid
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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avocado bateful hominid
  12/22/14
if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
Zombie-like pervert
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
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and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
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Uh they do
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avocado bateful hominid
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
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wild splenetic office brethren
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: adventurous pit

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Aqua gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24547190)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Passionate primrose becky dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle legend theatre

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: odious citrine hospital

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: infuriating candlestick maker indian lodge

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: appetizing codepig

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Passionate primrose becky dilemma

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: spectacular ebony stead

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Swollen Aromatic Den

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Topaz Boyish School Blood Rage

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Glittery Flickering Stage Degenerate

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: vibrant domesticated hall

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: wild splenetic office brethren

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Stimulating kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: buck-toothed ungodly coffee pot hissy fit

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Coiffed azure whorehouse background story

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Comical Menage Nowag

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Irradiated sapphire rigor

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Navy fighting foreskin

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Light fragrant sneaky criminal factory reset button

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: soggy skinny woman principal's office

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Dashing mewling center indirect expression

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Curious Address Kitty

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Passionate primrose becky dilemma

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Talking Windowlicker

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Maroon theater stage community account

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Curious Address Kitty

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Curious Address Kitty

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Maroon theater stage community account

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Curious Address Kitty

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Transparent erotic location jap

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Translucent jet-lagged piazza black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: brilliant shivering boistinker mad-dog skullcap

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Translucent jet-lagged piazza black woman

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Topaz Boyish School Blood Rage

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Translucent jet-lagged piazza black woman

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: canary razzmatazz theater

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: brilliant shivering boistinker mad-dog skullcap

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Chartreuse sickened fortuitous meteor station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: red school cafeteria really tough guy

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Maroon theater stage community account

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: know-it-all 180 stock car

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Translucent jet-lagged piazza black woman

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: know-it-all 180 stock car

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: red school cafeteria really tough guy

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: brilliant shivering boistinker mad-dog skullcap

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: infuriating candlestick maker indian lodge

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: very tactful titillating dopamine regret

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Crimson Garrison Wagecucks

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: infuriating candlestick maker indian lodge

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: mahogany people who are hurt toilet seat

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: big friendly grandma

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Zombie-like pervert

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Marvelous set round eye

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Slap-happy Ivory Spot International Law Enforcement Agency

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Slap-happy Ivory Spot International Law Enforcement Agency

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: red school cafeteria really tough guy

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Charismatic tanning salon pistol

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Crimson Garrison Wagecucks

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Slap-happy Ivory Spot International Law Enforcement Agency

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Crimson Garrison Wagecucks

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Translucent jet-lagged piazza black woman

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Slap-happy Ivory Spot International Law Enforcement Agency

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Vivacious mother

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Slap-happy Ivory Spot International Law Enforcement Agency

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Slap-happy Ivory Spot International Law Enforcement Agency

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Vivacious mother

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Vivacious mother

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Vivacious mother

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Crimson Garrison Wagecucks

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Generalized Bond Business Firm

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Slap-happy Ivory Spot International Law Enforcement Agency

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Crimson Garrison Wagecucks

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Slap-happy Ivory Spot International Law Enforcement Agency

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Crimson Garrison Wagecucks

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Dead Masturbator

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Talking Windowlicker

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Provocative State

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Talented Silver Queen Of The Night

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Slap-happy Ivory Spot International Law Enforcement Agency

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Crimson Garrison Wagecucks

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: mahogany people who are hurt toilet seat

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: brilliant shivering boistinker mad-dog skullcap

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Burgundy cruel-hearted parlor weed whacker

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: crawly smoky field sandwich

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: ultramarine autistic trump supporter

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: unholy persian

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Crimson Garrison Wagecucks

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: amber sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Cream Bull Headed Site

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: hyperactive parlour incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: amber sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: frum partner lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: snowy exciting church

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: avocado bateful hominid

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: snowy exciting church

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: avocado bateful hominid

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: contagious patrolman

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: nubile resort

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: contagious patrolman

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Sick Fear-inspiring Box Office Philosopher-king

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Sick Fear-inspiring Box Office Philosopher-king

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: contagious patrolman

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Cerebral property fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: contagious patrolman

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Cream Bull Headed Site

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Light fragrant sneaky criminal factory reset button

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: magical disgusting plaza

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Insanely creepy tank

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: fishy church building goal in life

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Chartreuse sickened fortuitous meteor station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Gaped corner striped hyena

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic gas station rigpig

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: crawly smoky field sandwich

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Soul-stirring locale nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Supple national athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Motley institution police squad

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: crawly smoky field sandwich

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Vermilion antidepressant drug point

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Flirting Cobalt Step-uncle's House Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: brass metal lay doctorate

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: avocado bateful hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Zombie-like pervert

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Walnut diverse pisswyrm

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Flushed personal credit line karate

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Obsidian histrionic locus

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Zombie-like pervert

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: lascivious misunderstood chapel

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: slate thriller private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: wild splenetic office brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Rose concupiscible crackhouse

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Exhilarant chad

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Laughsome cruise ship ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: wild splenetic office brethren

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Sadistic Khaki Brunch



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: avocado bateful hominid



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a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#47457795)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Dessert Fox



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