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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
narrow-minded aquamarine menage
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
Irradiated international law enforcement agency
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
Dead really tough guy crotch
  09/18/14
fair
purple whorehouse
  09/18/14
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Haunting school cafeteria
  08/18/15
Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
Underhanded telephone orchestra pit
  02/26/16
No man
fishy base weed whacker
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
Impertinent Alcoholic Point Faggotry
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
Excitant tank circlehead
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
180 Wrinkle Parlour
  02/26/16
fuk u
Sickened party of the first part
  02/26/16
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Dead really tough guy crotch
  09/28/21
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Underhanded telephone orchestra pit
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Violent charismatic forum
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Swashbuckling people who are hurt
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olive histrionic useless brakes station
  02/26/16
Lol fags
puce national
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olive histrionic useless brakes station
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
maniacal macaca area
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
Obsidian garrison indirect expression
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
clear bonkers bawdyhouse
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
motley selfie location
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
Obsidian garrison indirect expression
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
motley selfie location
  03/08/16
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olive histrionic useless brakes station
  09/28/21
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olive histrionic useless brakes station
  02/15/22
Lul
chartreuse hissy fit
  02/15/22
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diverse white principal's office
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narrow-minded aquamarine menage
  05/06/22
I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
Multi-colored Black Turdskin Indian Lodge
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
Glassy step-uncle's house half-breed
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
Multi-colored Black Turdskin Indian Lodge
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
Glassy step-uncle's house half-breed
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
elite mentally impaired clown
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Glassy step-uncle's house half-breed
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Multi-colored Black Turdskin Indian Lodge
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olive histrionic useless brakes station
  10/11/23
GOAT
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: narrow-minded aquamarine menage

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Irradiated international law enforcement agency

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#26351095)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Dead really tough guy crotch

the board was so fucking faggy back then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#26351128)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: purple whorehouse

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Haunting school cafeteria



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Underhanded telephone orchestra pit

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: fishy base weed whacker

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Impertinent Alcoholic Point Faggotry

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#29925372)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: Excitant tank circlehead

damn, it really was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#29925374)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: 180 Wrinkle Parlour

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#29925403)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

fuk u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#29925833)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Dead really tough guy crotch



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Underhanded telephone orchestra pit



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Violent charismatic forum



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Swashbuckling people who are hurt



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: olive histrionic useless brakes station



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: puce national

Lol fags

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: olive histrionic useless brakes station



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: maniacal macaca area

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: Obsidian garrison indirect expression

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: clear bonkers bawdyhouse

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: motley selfie location

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Obsidian garrison indirect expression

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: motley selfie location

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: olive histrionic useless brakes station



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: olive histrionic useless brakes station



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: chartreuse hissy fit

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: diverse white principal's office



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: narrow-minded aquamarine menage



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored Black Turdskin Indian Lodge

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Glassy step-uncle's house half-breed

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored Black Turdskin Indian Lodge

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#44465002)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Glassy step-uncle's house half-breed

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#44465005)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: elite mentally impaired clown

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#44464991)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Glassy step-uncle's house half-breed



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored Black Turdskin Indian Lodge



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: olive histrionic useless brakes station



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: appetizing cumskin

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: olive histrionic useless brakes station



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: lfo



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