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April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: territorial chestnut jewess piazza

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: thirsty azn mad-dog skullcap

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Deranged sneaky criminal



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Blathering Double Fault Legal Warrant

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Blathering Double Fault Legal Warrant

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Fighting startling forum

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Mint Zippy Abode

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Bipolar marvelous fortuitous meteor

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Ruby arousing hissy fit

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: house-broken cerebral station

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Copper garrison nibblets

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Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: big-titted ladyboy

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46949274)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: electric bright masturbator



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: glassy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Hyperactive costumed theatre hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Milky Vivacious Library Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Associate Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: poppy wonderful twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Blathering Double Fault Legal Warrant



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Laughsome mauve cuck



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: thirsty azn mad-dog skullcap



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Brindle trip plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Orchid Vibrant Jap Parlour



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Orchid Vibrant Jap Parlour



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: swashbuckling tantric haunted graveyard french chef

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Orchid Vibrant Jap Parlour



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: navy institution



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Associate Codepig



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: White Mother Gunner



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Alcoholic becky



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Associate Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: exciting state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: bonkers shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Associate Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Massive multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Provocative jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Associate Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Deranged sneaky criminal

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Associate Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: irate appetizing market

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Deranged sneaky criminal

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Domesticated locale people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: dashing messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Jet-lagged striped hyena puppy

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: buff blood rage juggernaut

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Hairraiser rehab

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Massive multi-billionaire

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Tan school cafeteria

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: sinister puce prole milk

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Fighting startling forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Lake Floppy Elastic Band Crackhouse

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: peach embarrassed to the bone casino cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: misanthropic old irish cottage bawdyhouse

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: topaz house partner

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: shivering mind-boggling idiot

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Slate Brethren Pit

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Blathering Double Fault Legal Warrant

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Black free-loading son of senegal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: irate appetizing market

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: stirring opaque orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Hyperactive costumed theatre hominid

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: federal incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac bbw mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: adventurous salmon home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Impertinent titillating church building goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Associate Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Crystalline razzle area



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Black free-loading son of senegal step-uncle's house

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Black free-loading son of senegal step-uncle's house

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: smoky university pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: thriller field boltzmann

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: shivering mind-boggling idiot

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Black free-loading son of senegal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Bateful hairy legs center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Bipolar marvelous fortuitous meteor

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: soul-stirring frum lay

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Bipolar marvelous fortuitous meteor

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Avocado Shitlib Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Heady stage black woman

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Bateful hairy legs center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: dashing messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: shivering mind-boggling idiot

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Heady stage black woman

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Idiotic vigorous internal respiration genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Deranged sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: supple senate boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Jet cocky theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: crimson meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: bonkers shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Gold Naked Turdskin Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Crystalline razzle area



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Talented Useless Indirect Expression Fat Ankles

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Idiotic vigorous internal respiration genital piercing

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: dashing messiness

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Idiotic vigorous internal respiration genital piercing

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Fighting startling forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: sickened den national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Brilliant Travel Guidebook Sweet Tailpipe

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Heady stage black woman

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Blathering Double Fault Legal Warrant

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Heady stage black woman

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: motley office background story

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Crystalline razzle area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: big-titted ladyboy

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Primrose Apoplectic Cruise Ship

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: smoky university pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Impressive out-of-control preventive strike set

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Bipolar marvelous fortuitous meteor

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Impressive out-of-control preventive strike set

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Bipolar marvelous fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: stirring opaque orchestra pit

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: aqua space



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: effete odious laser beams macaca

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Bipolar marvelous fortuitous meteor

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: effete odious laser beams macaca

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Histrionic Chocolate Site Community Account

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Bipolar marvelous fortuitous meteor

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Bipolar marvelous fortuitous meteor

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Bipolar marvelous fortuitous meteor

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Massive multi-billionaire



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Bipolar marvelous fortuitous meteor

Cr

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: federal incel



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: yellow kitty lodge



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: adventurous salmon home



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Disrespectful Dragon Stage

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: smoky university pisswyrm

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Tripping corner

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: bull headed silver karate

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Tripping corner

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: lime curious pozpig telephone

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Primrose Apoplectic Cruise Ship



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Bipolar marvelous fortuitous meteor

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Ruby arousing hissy fit

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: lime curious pozpig telephone

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Black free-loading son of senegal step-uncle's house



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: peach embarrassed to the bone casino cuckold



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Fragrant public bath

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: magical comical marketing idea windowlicker

love the response time

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: spectacular place of business



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Bipolar marvelous fortuitous meteor



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Hyperventilating diverse liquid oxygen



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: know-it-all drab nursing home wrinkle



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: autistic gas station

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Orchid Vibrant Jap Parlour



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Lake Floppy Elastic Band Crackhouse



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: know-it-all drab nursing home wrinkle



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: adventurous salmon home

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: racy sick clown

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Hyperventilating diverse liquid oxygen



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: thirsty azn mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: adventurous salmon home



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: adventurous salmon home



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Crystalline razzle area



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Orchid Vibrant Jap Parlour



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Orchid Vibrant Jap Parlour



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: lascivious trust fund sex offender

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Orchid Vibrant Jap Parlour

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: adventurous salmon home



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Splenetic useless brakes water buffalo

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Friendly Grandma



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Charismatic beta temple

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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Orchid Vibrant Jap Parlour



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: narrow-minded address



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Organic Girlfriend Point



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Orchid Vibrant Jap Parlour



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: lascivious trust fund sex offender



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Friendly Grandma



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: crimson meetinghouse

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Excitant heaven quadroon



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: wine gaped tattoo gay wizard

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Impertinent titillating church building goyim

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Disrespectful Dragon Stage

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: kink-friendly bearded parlor dingle berry

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: 180 volcanic crater athletic conference

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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: lascivious trust fund sex offender



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Alcoholic becky

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