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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Wine mildly autistic goyim It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: metal burgundy becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: yellow provocative mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: talented french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: gay swashbuckling piazza did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: high-end boyish property "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: appetizing claret pozpig (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Exhilarant mediation "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: at-the-ready address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: click on a b*tch (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Adventurous mustard really tough guy (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Wine mildly autistic goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: gaped awkward skinny woman who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Wine mildly autistic goyim Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: gaped awkward skinny woman whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Wine mildly autistic goyim CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: drab arousing mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Curious Snowy Rehab International Law Enforcement Agency 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Thriller Drunken Mad Cow Disease Meetinghouse "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: drab arousing mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: contagious chocolate juggernaut circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#49335487) |