\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

*sucks air through teeth as St Peter reads out post count *

...
aphrodisiac property
  10/22/15
Rofl
Big chestnut feces
  10/22/15
...
Mahogany corner candlestick maker
  10/22/15
...
brindle stimulating station reading party
  10/22/15
...
passionate hilarious karate base
  10/22/15
...
Red underhanded sandwich rigpig
  10/22/15
...
grizzly sadistic school cafeteria
  10/22/15
lol
Bat shit crazy amber piazza ladyboy
  10/22/15
*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of rel...
Yapping Opaque Cruise Ship
  10/22/15
St Peter: "And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym...
Onyx gunner voyeur
  10/22/15
...
gold exciting address idiot
  10/22/15
...
passionate hilarious karate base
  10/22/15
...
aphrodisiac property
  03/09/16
...
up-to-no-good diverse son of senegal
  11/10/19
...
Olive Dashing Jewess Toilet Seat
  07/17/22
...
exhilarant bbw parlor
  05/01/24
...
fantasy-prone filthpig theater stage
  10/22/15
...
Vibrant rusted gay wizard gaping
  10/22/15
...
vivacious fluffy plaza mexican
  10/22/15
"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and fo...
Bespoke cyan den
  10/22/15
...
Onyx gunner voyeur
  10/22/15
180 to you
vivacious fluffy plaza mexican
  10/22/15
lol
irradiated national depressive
  10/22/15
...
gold exciting address idiot
  10/22/15
...
wonderful bearded school indirect expression
  10/22/15
...
passionate hilarious karate base
  10/22/15
...
Impertinent organic girlfriend crackhouse
  12/18/15
...
fear-inspiring senate messiness
  03/09/16
...
up-to-no-good diverse son of senegal
  11/10/19
...
supple parlour
  06/22/25
...
frum glittery dilemma
  08/04/25
...
Juan Eighty
  03/04/26
...
Insanely Creepy Trailer Park Police Squad
  10/22/15
...
Bespoke cyan den
  10/22/15
...
Mahogany corner candlestick maker
  10/22/15
...
Bespoke cyan den
  10/23/15
Lol
Chest-beating primrose trust fund masturbator
  10/23/15
...
Bespoke cyan den
  10/27/15
...
Bespoke cyan den
  12/18/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeDYrTVQ2cE
multi-colored stead
  12/18/15
...
Red underhanded sandwich rigpig
  12/18/15
...
Bespoke cyan den
  03/09/16
...
laughsome alcoholic house marketing idea
  03/09/16
...
appetizing main people
  03/09/16
"...and finally we have this blank bump 10 minutes befo...
wonderful bearded school indirect expression
  03/09/16
"...and forty two." You sigh, relieved. &quo...
aphrodisiac property
  03/09/16
...
razzmatazz translucent black woman office
  04/30/19
...
bossy nibblets
  04/30/19
...
Curious range water buffalo
  11/10/19
“Your poasting history is... checkered,” St. Pet...
mildly autistic hospital
  11/10/19
...
Racy Emerald Hissy Fit Generalized Bond
  01/04/22
!!!
Juan Eighty
  03/04/26
...
exhilarant bbw parlor
  01/04/22
...
exhilarant bbw parlor
  07/17/22
...
exhilarant bbw parlor
  06/22/25
...
fatty nigger
  03/04/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: aphrodisiac property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29019760)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:48 AM
Author: Big chestnut feces

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29019763)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:50 AM
Author: Mahogany corner candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29019765)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: brindle stimulating station reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29019783)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:00 AM
Author: passionate hilarious karate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29020192)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: Red underhanded sandwich rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29020501)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: grizzly sadistic school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29020502)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy amber piazza ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29020506)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Yapping Opaque Cruise Ship

*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of relief to see Jesus and Yann PUMPING iron and letting nebbish STIM twinks have it with HEAVENLY ropes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29020507)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: Onyx gunner voyeur

St Peter:

"And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym or otherwise exercised 5,531 times, and

*flips page*

5,525 of them were fully clothed."

*looks at you with raised eyebrows*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29020553)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: gold exciting address idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29023625)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: passionate hilarious karate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29024335)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: aphrodisiac property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#30016901)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: up-to-no-good diverse son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#39098217)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 17th, 2022 8:36 AM
Author: Olive Dashing Jewess Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#44864690)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: exhilarant bbw parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#47625560)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:16 AM
Author: fantasy-prone filthpig theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29020537)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:17 AM
Author: Vibrant rusted gay wizard gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29020542)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:19 AM
Author: vivacious fluffy plaza mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29020548)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: Bespoke cyan den

"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and forty-two posts here," St. Peter frowns.

You begin to sweat. "One hundred thousand was just an estimate," you stammer. "Regardless, what I meant to indicate was that I was part of the Work of the Greatbort which paved the way to rebuilding the world after the Event and showed us the path to the stars."

St. Peter half-nods, half-shakes his head. "But the rest of your time was spent on - am I reading this correctly - 'due diligence' and 'midget pornography'? Both of those activities were banned after the Event as being clear Contributors, were they not?"

He is remarkably well-informed on mundane affairs, you think to yourself. "If it helps," you mumble, "I wasn't very good at the due diligence."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29020550)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Onyx gunner voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29020555)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: vivacious fluffy plaza mexican

180 to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29020556)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:22 AM
Author: irradiated national depressive

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29020559)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:24 PM
Author: gold exciting address idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29023632)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: wonderful bearded school indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29024178)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: passionate hilarious karate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29024337)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Impertinent organic girlfriend crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29405164)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: fear-inspiring senate messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#30016877)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: up-to-no-good diverse son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#39098213)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: supple parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#49040570)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 4th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: frum glittery dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#49156812)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 4th, 2026 4:55 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#49713901)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Trailer Park Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29020633)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: Bespoke cyan den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29023604)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: Mahogany corner candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29023609)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: Bespoke cyan den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29028556)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Chest-beating primrose trust fund masturbator

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29028605)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Bespoke cyan den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29052472)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Bespoke cyan den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29405077)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: multi-colored stead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeDYrTVQ2cE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29405154)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: Red underhanded sandwich rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29405185)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Bespoke cyan den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#30016864)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2016 8:13 AM
Author: laughsome alcoholic house marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#30016869)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2016 8:19 AM
Author: appetizing main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#30016882)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2016 8:20 AM
Author: wonderful bearded school indirect expression

"...and finally we have this blank bump 10 minutes before the motorvvehicle accident."

"That would be all."

"I haven't done any of your other monikers yet..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#30016885)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: aphrodisiac property

"...and forty two."

You sigh, relieved.

"Well, that's not so bad, is it?"

You straighten your halo and make a start for the gates.

St. Peter unfurls another scroll

"Now, onto your second moniker."

Seinfield slap bass plays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#30016898)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz translucent black woman office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#38164412)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: bossy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#38164433)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2019 5:35 PM
Author: Curious range water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#39098170)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2019 5:45 PM
Author: mildly autistic hospital

“Your poasting history is... checkered,” St. Peter opines.

“I understand you poast from Heaven, so I’m sure you can see my contributions brought joy to others,” you say with hope.

“Yes, I poasted on the business board as St. Peter, but on the law board I poast as a average man... Peterman.”

*gulps air*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#39098206)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2022 8:16 PM
Author: Racy Emerald Hissy Fit Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#43729801)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 4th, 2026 4:54 AM
Author: Juan Eighty

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#49713900)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: exhilarant bbw parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#43729778)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 17th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: exhilarant bbw parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#44864689)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: exhilarant bbw parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#49040566)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 4th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#49713894)