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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Geriatric very tactful indian lodge
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Demanding azure stag film degenerate
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Irradiated center jap
  01/26/16
jesus no...
bearded claret mother area
  10/24/16
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self-absorbed swashbuckling sneaky criminal piazza
  01/03/17
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alcoholic goal in life
  02/20/18
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Balding Hall Mexican
  06/03/19
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Irradiated center jap
  10/14/20
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Vivacious internal respiration potus
  01/25/16
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bonkers temple
  01/25/16
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sickened boltzmann
  01/25/16
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Sienna low-t affirmative action school cafeteria
  01/25/16
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Lake supple public bath
  01/25/16
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sickened boltzmann
  01/25/16
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Sienna low-t affirmative action school cafeteria
  01/25/16
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gaped jet-lagged field
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Razzle Library Deer Antler
  01/25/16
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multi-colored tank dilemma
  01/25/16
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Saffron arousing voyeur hissy fit
  01/25/16
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Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/25/16
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Adulterous main people
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Hairraiser parlour
  01/25/16
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Amber Kitty Heaven
  01/25/16
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Geriatric very tactful indian lodge
  01/26/16
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Pink exciting boiling water wagecucks
  01/26/16
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Unhinged filthpig state
  01/26/16
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Buff lascivious pisswyrm stage
  11/27/16
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Razzle Library Deer Antler
  06/13/17
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electric striped hyena
  12/19/17
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Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/24/18
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chestnut odious hell volcanic crater
  06/10/24
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Demanding azure stag film degenerate
  01/26/16
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Vermilion clown newt
  10/24/16
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self-absorbed swashbuckling sneaky criminal piazza
  11/27/16
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Razzle Library Deer Antler
  01/23/17
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Motley theatre ape
  03/15/17
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Razzle Library Deer Antler
  04/20/17
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Razzle Library Deer Antler
  02/20/18
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Razzle Library Deer Antler
  05/24/18
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Charcoal Chad Office
  09/26/21
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Passionate mahogany native
  03/12/22
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chestnut odious hell volcanic crater
  05/15/22
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chestnut odious hell volcanic crater
  05/04/24
ruthless.
dashing locale macaca
  01/25/16
Brutal
multi-colored tank dilemma
  01/25/16
...
Purple Ceo Halford
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Insane Fanboi
  01/25/16
toxic
Aromatic Stubborn Party Of The First Part Sanctuary
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
180 emerald gaping
  01/25/16
...
bonkers temple
  01/25/16
...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/25/16
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histrionic associate stage
  01/25/16
damnit
Metal Thriller Dopamine Round Eye
  01/25/16
...
sickened boltzmann
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/25/16
jfc
Razzle Library Deer Antler
  01/25/16
Cr edit
sickened boltzmann
  01/25/16
...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Razzle Library Deer Antler
  01/25/16
Cr
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
cerebral pit double fault
  01/25/16
hm
Angry concupiscible keepsake machete
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
cerebral pit double fault
  01/25/16
wait
Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert
  01/25/16
...
Demanding azure stag film degenerate
  01/26/16
...
hot curious theater stage mediation
  01/25/16
...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
180 emerald gaping
  01/25/16
...
Mustard bull headed scourge upon the earth windowlicker
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
dashing locale macaca
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Razzle Library Deer Antler
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
dashing locale macaca
  01/25/16
...
Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert
  01/25/16
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electric striped hyena
  01/25/16
...
Spectacular cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
Metal Thriller Dopamine Round Eye
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
histrionic associate stage
  01/25/16
...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
henna yarmulke
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
crystalline galvanic whorehouse
  01/25/16
...
Rambunctious glassy address pocket flask
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Heady Naked Location
  01/25/16
...
Insane Fanboi
  01/25/16
...
Adulterous main people
  01/25/16
damn
cerebral pit double fault
  01/25/16
...
Haunting box office
  01/25/16
...
Beady-eyed mewling brethren
  01/25/16
O LORD
plum market
  01/25/16
jfc
maniacal principal's office idiot
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Beta slap-happy spot digit ratio
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Amber Kitty Heaven
  01/25/16
...
sickened boltzmann
  01/25/16
Lmao
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/25/16
...
Avocado Dingle Berry
  01/25/16
...
Demanding azure stag film degenerate
  01/26/16
...
Haunting box office
  01/26/16
...
Unhinged filthpig state
  01/26/16
...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  02/15/16
...
contagious frisky den
  07/08/17
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Flesh comical gas station
  07/08/17
...
high-end pontificating rehab
  07/08/17
...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  10/27/17
...
Appetizing smoky legal warrant
  12/26/17
...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  05/24/18
...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  03/16/20
...
disgusting vigorous weed whacker
  02/18/22
...
racy shimmering shrine
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Hairraiser parlour
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Metal Thriller Dopamine Round Eye
  01/25/16
ouch
floppy private investor organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
poison
Dead Transparent Forum Pozpig
  01/26/16
...
Twisted self-centered generalized bond sound barrier
  01/26/16
180
Geriatric very tactful indian lodge
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Effete Space
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
talented seedy church building
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Demanding azure stag film degenerate
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
cerebral pit double fault
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Stimulating Fantasy-prone Tanning Salon
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
RIP brother
indigo idea he suggested
  09/27/16
...
racy shimmering shrine
  12/26/17
...
Unhinged filthpig state
  08/12/19
180
Irradiated center jap
  01/26/16
...
Unhinged filthpig state
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
autistic hairless sandwich church
  01/27/16
...
electric striped hyena
  01/27/16
...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
wonderful overrated chapel indirect expression
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
wonderful overrated chapel indirect expression
  02/02/16
...
provocative rose locus boistinker
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
deranged institution circlehead
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Sticky death wish
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
insanely creepy kitty cat
  02/24/16
18000000
wine razzmatazz mood plaza
  03/04/16
165
Greedy Gay Knife Ticket Booth
  03/04/16
...
Yellow Fat Ankles
  05/19/16
chilling
Translucent Casino Rigpig
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Lilac sick school
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Slate cracking theater faggotry
  01/03/17
oh my.
Big business firm codepig
  01/23/17
toxic
Bateful Really Tough Guy Hospital
  03/13/17
...
Motley theatre ape
  03/15/17
...
Spectacular cruise ship
  04/02/17
...
Stirring silver giraffe property
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Ruby cuckold son of senegal
  07/08/17
...
bistre wrinkle national
  10/27/17
mother of god
Flesh comical gas station
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
ultramarine cheese-eating toaster
  10/27/17
JFC
Marvelous base crotch
  10/27/17
...
diverse trust fund fortuitous meteor
  12/26/17
...
ruddy mildly autistic sweet tailpipe
  12/26/17
ouch
ivory disturbing quadroon range
  02/20/18
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charismatic marketing idea
  02/20/18
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disrespectful set genital piercing
  01/16/19
...
fiercely-loyal soul-stirring reading party
  08/09/19
...
Charcoal Chad Office
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Mind-boggling multi-billionaire
  07/28/25
...
adventurous bawdyhouse black woman
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Walnut Titillating Orchestra Pit
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
boyish meetinghouse
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Adulterous main people
  01/25/16
...
Amber Kitty Heaven
  01/25/16
...
exhilarant factory reset button
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
multi-colored tank dilemma
  01/25/16
toxic
cerebral pit double fault
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
multi-colored tank dilemma
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
cerebral pit double fault
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
multi-colored tank dilemma
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
cerebral pit double fault
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
fragrant lodge national security agency
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
cerebral pit double fault
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
multi-colored tank dilemma
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
henna yarmulke
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
multi-colored tank dilemma
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
henna yarmulke
  01/25/16
TY bro
multi-colored tank dilemma
  01/25/16
...
Amber Kitty Heaven
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Laughsome station
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Purple Ceo Halford
  10/27/17
...
vibrant stead depressive
  10/27/17
...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  05/24/18
...
Big business firm codepig
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
painfully honest new version
  10/27/17
credited advice
ivory disturbing quadroon range
  05/24/18
even more toxic
cerebral pit double fault
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
territorial deep parlor cuckoldry
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
cerebral pit double fault
  01/25/16
i lol'd
coiffed topaz menage
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
multi-colored tank dilemma
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
henna yarmulke
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
cerebral pit double fault
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/25/16
lol
Olive nursing home
  06/01/17
...
multi-colored tank dilemma
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
cerebral pit double fault
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
multi-colored tank dilemma
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Geriatric very tactful indian lodge
  01/26/16
...
racy shimmering shrine
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Beta slap-happy spot digit ratio
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Beta slap-happy spot digit ratio
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
multi-colored tank dilemma
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Beta slap-happy spot digit ratio
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
cerebral pit double fault
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Beta slap-happy spot digit ratio
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
cerebral pit double fault
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Beta slap-happy spot digit ratio
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
multi-colored tank dilemma
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
cerebral pit double fault
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
multi-colored tank dilemma
  01/25/16
Lmao
Dun sexy corn cake
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Razzle Library Deer Antler
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/25/16
lmao true
cerebral pit double fault
  01/25/16
...
Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert
  01/26/16
...
racy shimmering shrine
  12/26/17
Haha
copper becky place of business
  03/19/20
...
multi-colored tank dilemma
  01/25/16
...
histrionic associate stage
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Effete Space
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Laughsome station
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
navy trailer park
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Maize garrison telephone
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
painfully honest new version
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
indigo idea he suggested
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Free-loading point jewess
  06/03/19
oh no
Stimulating Fantasy-prone Tanning Salon
  08/08/19
LOL
excitant mad-dog skullcap useless brakes
  03/16/20
JFC
Big business firm codepig
  03/19/20
Update?
disgusting vigorous weed whacker
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
ebony crackhouse juggernaut
  01/25/16
...
multi-colored tank dilemma
  01/25/16
...
electric striped hyena
  05/19/16
...
hot curious theater stage mediation
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Peach elastic band hairy legs
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
histrionic associate stage
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Peach elastic band hairy legs
  01/26/16
Cr
histrionic associate stage
  01/26/16
...
Demanding azure stag film degenerate
  01/26/16
...
Demanding azure stag film degenerate
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Peach elastic band hairy legs
  01/26/16
...
Walnut Titillating Orchestra Pit
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
bespoke turdskin
  01/26/16
...
bespoke turdskin
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Vivacious internal respiration potus
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
contagious frisky den
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef
  01/26/16
...
Haunting box office
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Geriatric very tactful indian lodge
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Razzle Library Deer Antler
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Vivacious internal respiration potus
  01/26/16
...
cyan trip famous landscape painting faggot firefighter
  01/16/19
...
copper becky place of business
  03/16/20
...
Irradiated center jap
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert
  01/26/16
...
Haunting box office
  01/26/16
...
electric striped hyena
  03/28/16
...
fiercely-loyal soul-stirring reading party
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
blathering haunted graveyard cumskin
  01/26/16
...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
fragrant lodge national security agency
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Irradiated center jap
  01/26/16
...
bearded claret mother area
  10/24/16
...
Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
coiffed topaz menage
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Flushed brunch laser beams
  04/04/16
...
Motley theatre ape
  03/15/17
*applause*
Glittery senate lettuce
  10/27/17
...
Charcoal Chad Office
  09/26/21
...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
painfully honest new version
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Peach elastic band hairy legs
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/26/16
...
Peach elastic band hairy legs
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Peach elastic band hairy legs
  01/26/16
...
histrionic associate stage
  01/26/16
...
henna yarmulke
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
Describe
Peach elastic band hairy legs
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Peach elastic band hairy legs
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert
  01/26/16
...
henna yarmulke
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Razzle Library Deer Antler
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
bistre wrinkle national
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Unhinged filthpig state
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Effete Space
  01/26/16
Fuck
bistre wrinkle national
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
hot curious theater stage mediation
  01/26/16
cq's!
cerebral pit double fault
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
...
Big business firm codepig
  03/19/20
...
Motley theatre ape
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
aqua community account
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
fragrant lodge national security agency
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Walnut Titillating Orchestra Pit
  01/26/16
...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/26/16
...
ivory disturbing quadroon range
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
fragrant lodge national security agency
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
henna yarmulke
  01/26/16
...
Unhinged filthpig state
  01/26/16
LOL fair
fragrant lodge national security agency
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef
  01/26/16
...
Haunting box office
  01/26/16
...
Demanding azure stag film degenerate
  01/23/17
...
Motley theatre ape
  03/15/17
...
contagious frisky den
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Peach elastic band hairy legs
  01/26/16
underrated
bearded claret mother area
  01/26/16
...
electric striped hyena
  02/15/16
...
self-absorbed swashbuckling sneaky criminal piazza
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Medicated university
  01/26/16
...
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert
  01/26/16
jfc
Razzle Library Deer Antler
  01/26/16
...
sepia site
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
do u love it
Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
...
kitchen sex offender
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Razzle Library Deer Antler
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Razzle Library Deer Antler
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Razzle Library Deer Antler
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
...
nofapping people who are hurt
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
nighttime corner
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Metal Thriller Dopamine Round Eye
  01/26/16
...
bistre wrinkle national
  01/26/16
...
Irradiated center jap
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
henna yarmulke
  01/26/16
...
hot curious theater stage mediation
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Haunting box office
  01/26/16
JFC
Useless old irish cottage blood rage
  01/26/16
180
cordovan resort
  01/26/16
...
Lemon lay partner
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
bistre wrinkle national
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
...
nighttime corner
  01/26/16
...
nighttime corner
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Effete Space
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Effete Space
  01/26/16
...
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Effete Space
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Effete Space
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Effete Space
  01/26/16
180 twist
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert
  01/26/16
THIS
coiffed topaz menage
  01/26/16
...
Domesticated patrolman
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Unhinged filthpig state
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Effete Space
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Unhinged filthpig state
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Effete Space
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Unhinged filthpig state
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Effete Space
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Unhinged filthpig state
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Effete Space
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
gaped jet-lagged field
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Effete Space
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
gaped jet-lagged field
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
cerebral pit double fault
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Effete Space
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Unhinged filthpig state
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Effete Space
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
fragrant lodge national security agency
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Effete Space
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Unhinged filthpig state
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Effete Space
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
cerebral pit double fault
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Cerise regret
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Metal Thriller Dopamine Round Eye
  01/26/16
...
Adulterous main people
  01/26/16
180
blue puppy
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Amber Kitty Heaven
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/27/16
...
hot curious theater stage mediation
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
wonderful overrated chapel indirect expression
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
buck-toothed dysfunction background story
  05/19/16
repost please
Amber Kitty Heaven
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
buck-toothed dysfunction background story
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
nofapping people who are hurt
  01/26/16
tyft brother
coiffed topaz menage
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert
  01/26/16
...
multi-colored tank dilemma
  01/27/16
180.
electric striped hyena
  01/27/16
...
Domesticated patrolman
  01/29/16
...
Lilac sick school
  01/31/16
...
Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
slimy athletic conference home
  02/02/16
brave
Misanthropic violet police squad
  02/03/16
...
disgusting vigorous weed whacker
  02/22/16
...
Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
mischievous roommate
  02/22/16
...
Amber Kitty Heaven
  03/08/16
...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  09/27/16
...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  03/04/16
...
Razzle Library Deer Antler
  04/04/16
...
Spectacular cruise ship
  04/04/16
cr
aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef
  04/20/16
...
disgusting vigorous weed whacker
  05/11/16
...
Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert
  05/11/16
...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  06/17/16
...
karate cuck
  09/27/16
...
Razzle Library Deer Antler
  10/21/16
mods please delete
hot curious theater stage mediation
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
cerebral pit double fault
  10/24/16
...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  10/24/16
i really like it here
buck-toothed dysfunction background story
  10/24/16
...
Lilac sick school
  10/27/16
...
Crimson ungodly selfie love of her life
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
hot curious theater stage mediation
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Bisexual garnet house azn
  01/23/17
... ...
painfully honest new version
  01/23/17
...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  07/08/17
Lol
mischievous roommate
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Orange
  01/16/19
...
Irradiated center jap
  02/11/17
...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  03/13/17
...
Razzle Library Deer Antler
  03/15/17
...
Motley theatre ape
  03/15/17
...
Lilac sick school
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
orchid queen of the night
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
thirsty ladyboy
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Big business firm codepig
  06/01/17
...
bat shit crazy electric furnace
  06/01/17
...
electric striped hyena
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Sinister psychic
  06/13/17
...
Big business firm codepig
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Nudist Gaming Laptop
  07/08/17
...
citrine
  08/18/17
...
Razzle Library Deer Antler
  09/25/17
...
bistre wrinkle national
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
hot curious theater stage mediation
  10/27/17
...
diverse trust fund fortuitous meteor
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Rough-skinned feces
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Rough-skinned feces
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Crimson ungodly selfie love of her life
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
Filthy Therapy Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/24/18
...
multi-colored tank dilemma
  07/25/18
...
bistre wrinkle national
  05/17/18
...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
startled violent ratface
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Misanthropic violet police squad
  07/25/18
...
Pink exciting boiling water wagecucks
  07/25/18
...
bistre wrinkle national
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/16/19
...
hot curious theater stage mediation
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Orange
  01/16/19
Jfc
Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
hot curious theater stage mediation
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
learning disabled coldplay fan
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
gaped jet-lagged field
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Roast Beef
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Roast Beef
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Roast Beef
  01/17/19
...
bistre wrinkle national
  04/08/19
...
Frozen Magenta
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
diverse trust fund fortuitous meteor
  04/09/19
...
Roast Beef
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Roast Beef
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Chocolate jew
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Misanthropic violet police squad
  06/03/19
...
hot curious theater stage mediation
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Sticky death wish
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Roast Beef
  06/03/19
...
Irradiated center jap
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Roast Beef
  08/08/19
...
Roast Beef
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
mauve half-breed preventive strike
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Umber zombie-like
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
mauve half-breed preventive strike
  08/12/19
...
mauve half-breed preventive strike
  03/16/20
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coral mad cow disease
  02/02/20
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Razzle Library Deer Antler
  03/14/20
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aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef
  03/16/20
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aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef
  09/30/20
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gunner
  08/27/21
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Razzle Library Deer Antler
  09/13/21
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hot curious theater stage mediation
  09/26/21
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Abusive philosopher-king headpube
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Charcoal Chad Office
  10/11/21
bump
aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef
  03/12/22
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Razzle Library Deer Antler
  01/05/23
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disgusting vigorous weed whacker
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
sooty milk
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
  10/13/23
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Misanthropic violet police squad
  01/03/24
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bistre wrinkle national
  08/09/24
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disgusting vigorous weed whacker
  07/28/25
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Pale Coffee Pot
  12/29/25
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kink-friendly masturbator
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
skinny woman
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Geriatric very tactful indian lodge

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Demanding azure stag film degenerate

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Irradiated center jap

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: bearded claret mother area

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: self-absorbed swashbuckling sneaky criminal piazza



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: multi-colored tank dilemma



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser parlour

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Demanding azure stag film degenerate



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Motley theatre ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833820)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33119532)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35445746)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Charcoal Chad Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Passionate mahogany native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: chestnut odious hell volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: chestnut odious hell volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: dashing locale macaca

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: multi-colored tank dilemma

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Purple Ceo Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Insane Fanboi

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Aromatic Stubborn Party Of The First Part Sanctuary

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: 180 emerald gaping

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: bonkers temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: histrionic associate stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Metal Thriller Dopamine Round Eye

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: sickened boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: sickened boltzmann

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: cerebral pit double fault

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Angry concupiscible keepsake machete

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: cerebral pit double fault

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Demanding azure stag film degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: hot curious theater stage mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: 180 emerald gaping

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Mustard bull headed scourge upon the earth windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: dashing locale macaca

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: dashing locale macaca

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: electric striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Spectacular cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Metal Thriller Dopamine Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: histrionic associate stage

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: henna yarmulke

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: crystalline galvanic whorehouse

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Rambunctious glassy address pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Heady Naked Location

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Insane Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Adulterous main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: cerebral pit double fault

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Haunting box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed mewling brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: plum market

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: maniacal principal's office idiot

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Beta slap-happy spot digit ratio

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Amber Kitty Heaven

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: sickened boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Avocado Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Demanding azure stag film degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Haunting box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Unhinged filthpig state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: contagious frisky den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Flesh comical gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: high-end pontificating rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Appetizing smoky legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: disgusting vigorous weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: racy shimmering shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser parlour

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Metal Thriller Dopamine Round Eye

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: floppy private investor organic girlfriend

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Dead Transparent Forum Pozpig

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Twisted self-centered generalized bond sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Geriatric very tactful indian lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Effete Space

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: talented seedy church building

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Demanding azure stag film degenerate

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: cerebral pit double fault

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Stimulating Fantasy-prone Tanning Salon

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: indigo idea he suggested

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: racy shimmering shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Unhinged filthpig state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Irradiated center jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Unhinged filthpig state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: autistic hairless sandwich church

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: electric striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: wonderful overrated chapel indirect expression

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: wonderful overrated chapel indirect expression

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: provocative rose locus boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: deranged institution circlehead

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Sticky death wish

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: insanely creepy kitty cat

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: wine razzmatazz mood plaza

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Greedy Gay Knife Ticket Booth

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Yellow Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Translucent Casino Rigpig

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Lilac sick school

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Slate cracking theater faggotry

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Big business firm codepig

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Bateful Really Tough Guy Hospital

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Motley theatre ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Spectacular cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Stirring silver giraffe property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Ruby cuckold son of senegal

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: bistre wrinkle national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Flesh comical gas station

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: ultramarine cheese-eating toaster

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Marvelous base crotch

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: diverse trust fund fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: ruddy mildly autistic sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: ivory disturbing quadroon range

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: charismatic marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: disrespectful set genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal soul-stirring reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Charcoal Chad Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling multi-billionaire

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: adventurous bawdyhouse black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Walnut Titillating Orchestra Pit

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: boyish meetinghouse

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Adulterous main people

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Amber Kitty Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: exhilarant factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: multi-colored tank dilemma

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: cerebral pit double fault

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: multi-colored tank dilemma

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: cerebral pit double fault

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: multi-colored tank dilemma

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: cerebral pit double fault

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: fragrant lodge national security agency

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: cerebral pit double fault

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: multi-colored tank dilemma

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: henna yarmulke

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: multi-colored tank dilemma

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: henna yarmulke

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: multi-colored tank dilemma

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Amber Kitty Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Laughsome station

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Purple Ceo Halford

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: vibrant stead depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Big business firm codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: painfully honest new version

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: ivory disturbing quadroon range

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: cerebral pit double fault

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: territorial deep parlor cuckoldry

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: cerebral pit double fault

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: coiffed topaz menage

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: multi-colored tank dilemma

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: henna yarmulke

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: cerebral pit double fault

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Olive nursing home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: multi-colored tank dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: cerebral pit double fault

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: multi-colored tank dilemma

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Geriatric very tactful indian lodge

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: racy shimmering shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Beta slap-happy spot digit ratio

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Beta slap-happy spot digit ratio

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: multi-colored tank dilemma

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Beta slap-happy spot digit ratio

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: cerebral pit double fault

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Beta slap-happy spot digit ratio

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: cerebral pit double fault

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Beta slap-happy spot digit ratio

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: multi-colored tank dilemma

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: cerebral pit double fault

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: multi-colored tank dilemma

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Dun sexy corn cake

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: cerebral pit double fault

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: racy shimmering shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: copper becky place of business

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: multi-colored tank dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: histrionic associate stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Effete Space

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Laughsome station

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: navy trailer park

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Maize garrison telephone

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: painfully honest new version

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: indigo idea he suggested

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Free-loading point jewess

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Stimulating Fantasy-prone Tanning Salon

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: excitant mad-dog skullcap useless brakes

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Big business firm codepig

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: disgusting vigorous weed whacker

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: ebony crackhouse juggernaut

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: multi-colored tank dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: electric striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: hot curious theater stage mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Peach elastic band hairy legs

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: histrionic associate stage

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Peach elastic band hairy legs

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: histrionic associate stage

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Demanding azure stag film degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Demanding azure stag film degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Peach elastic band hairy legs

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Walnut Titillating Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: bespoke turdskin

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: bespoke turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Vivacious internal respiration potus

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: contagious frisky den

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Haunting box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Geriatric very tactful indian lodge

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Vivacious internal respiration potus

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: cyan trip famous landscape painting faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: copper becky place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Irradiated center jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Haunting box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: electric striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal soul-stirring reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: blathering haunted graveyard cumskin

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: fragrant lodge national security agency

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Irradiated center jap

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: bearded claret mother area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: coiffed topaz menage

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Flushed brunch laser beams

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Motley theatre ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Glittery senate lettuce

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Charcoal Chad Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: painfully honest new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Peach elastic band hairy legs

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Peach elastic band hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Peach elastic band hairy legs

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: histrionic associate stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: henna yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Peach elastic band hairy legs

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Peach elastic band hairy legs

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: henna yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: bistre wrinkle national

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Unhinged filthpig state

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Effete Space

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: bistre wrinkle national

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: hot curious theater stage mediation

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: cerebral pit double fault

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Big business firm codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Motley theatre ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: aqua community account

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: fragrant lodge national security agency

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Walnut Titillating Orchestra Pit

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: ivory disturbing quadroon range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: fragrant lodge national security agency

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: henna yarmulke

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Unhinged filthpig state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: fragrant lodge national security agency

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Haunting box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Demanding azure stag film degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Motley theatre ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: contagious frisky den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Peach elastic band hairy legs

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: bearded claret mother area

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: electric striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: self-absorbed swashbuckling sneaky criminal piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Medicated university

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author:  sepia site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author:  kitchen sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: nofapping people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: nighttime corner

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Metal Thriller Dopamine Round Eye

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: bistre wrinkle national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Irradiated center jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: henna yarmulke

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: hot curious theater stage mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Haunting box office

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Useless old irish cottage blood rage

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: cordovan resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Lemon lay partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: bistre wrinkle national

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: nighttime corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: nighttime corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Effete Space

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Effete Space

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Effete Space

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Effete Space

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Effete Space

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: coiffed topaz menage

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Domesticated patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Unhinged filthpig state

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Effete Space

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Unhinged filthpig state

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Effete Space

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Unhinged filthpig state

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Effete Space

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Unhinged filthpig state

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Effete Space

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: gaped jet-lagged field

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Effete Space

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: gaped jet-lagged field

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: cerebral pit double fault

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Effete Space

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Unhinged filthpig state

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Effete Space

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: fragrant lodge national security agency

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Effete Space

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Unhinged filthpig state

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Effete Space

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: cerebral pit double fault

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Cerise regret

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Metal Thriller Dopamine Round Eye

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Adulterous main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  blue puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Amber Kitty Heaven

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: hot curious theater stage mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: wonderful overrated chapel indirect expression

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: buck-toothed dysfunction background story

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Amber Kitty Heaven

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Godawful big-titted step-uncle's house

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: buck-toothed dysfunction background story

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: nofapping people who are hurt

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: coiffed topaz menage

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: multi-colored tank dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: electric striped hyena

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Domesticated patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Lilac sick school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: slimy athletic conference home

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: disgusting vigorous weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: mischievous roommate

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Amber Kitty Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Spectacular cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: disgusting vigorous weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle burgundy abode pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  karate cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: hot curious theater stage mediation

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: cerebral pit double fault

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: buck-toothed dysfunction background story

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Lilac sick school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Crimson ungodly selfie love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: hot curious theater stage mediation

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Bisexual garnet house azn

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: painfully honest new version

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: mischievous roommate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Orange

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Irradiated center jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Motley theatre ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Lilac sick school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: orchid queen of the night

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  thirsty ladyboy

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Big business firm codepig

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: bat shit crazy electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: electric striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Sinister psychic

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Big business firm codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Nudist Gaming Laptop

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: citrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: bistre wrinkle national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: hot curious theater stage mediation

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: diverse trust fund fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Rough-skinned feces

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Rough-skinned feces

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Crimson ungodly selfie love of her life

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  Filthy Therapy Twinkling Uncleanness

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: multi-colored tank dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: bistre wrinkle national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: startled violent ratface

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Pink exciting boiling water wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: bistre wrinkle national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: hot curious theater stage mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Orange

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: hot curious theater stage mediation

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  learning disabled coldplay fan

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: gaped jet-lagged field

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  Roast Beef

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  Roast Beef

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  Roast Beef

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: bistre wrinkle national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Frozen Magenta



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: diverse trust fund fortuitous meteor

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  Roast Beef

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Chocolate jew

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: hot curious theater stage mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Sticky death wish

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  Roast Beef

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Irradiated center jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  Roast Beef

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  mauve half-breed preventive strike

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Umber zombie-like

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  mauve half-breed preventive strike

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  mauve half-breed preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  coral mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: hot curious theater stage mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Abusive philosopher-king headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Charcoal Chad Office



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac poppy hominid french chef

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Razzle Library Deer Antler



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: disgusting vigorous weed whacker



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: sooty milk

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Misanthropic violet police squad



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: bistre wrinkle national



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: disgusting vigorous weed whacker



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Pale Coffee Pot



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: kink-friendly masturbator



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author:  skinny woman

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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