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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: vibrant gold space

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: nubile area really tough guy



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: pearly mischievous incel

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

irl howled with laughter at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319353)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Snowy galvanic set



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Naked swollen stage



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Navy Abode Rigpig



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: contagious disrespectful hairy legs university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35365446)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Naked swollen stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35631625)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cowardly philosopher-king property

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35845075)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Naked swollen stage



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: diverse house



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Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: vigorous bonkers center dopamine



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: mentally impaired irradiated rigor pervert

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: vibrant gold space



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Mauve preventive strike



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: pearly mischievous incel

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319367)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: mentally impaired irradiated rigor pervert

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319372)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: pearly mischievous incel

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319388)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: vibrant gold space

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: vibrant gold space

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: mentally impaired irradiated rigor pervert

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319550)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Exhilarant indian lodge



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Silver Abnormal Toilet Seat



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Red Kitchen



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: honey-headed supple sound barrier



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Adulterous internet-worthy newt office

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319373)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: pearly mischievous incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319389)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Exhilarant indian lodge



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: light background story

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320152)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Grizzly Trip Legend



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Gaped tank public bath



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Aromatic ruddy den masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35339084)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: judgmental range chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35342427)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: nubile area really tough guy

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319379)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: pearly mischievous incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319426)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Exhilarant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319436)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: vibrant gold space

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319441)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: laughsome peach trailer park

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35327926)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Brilliant motley round eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35845073)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Naked swollen stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36385792)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Red Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#49408111)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: Maize Federal Milk Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319393)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: lascivious clown resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320332)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Snowy galvanic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320588)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Sadistic Business Firm Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320692)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Snowy galvanic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35333955)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Grizzly Trip Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36409505)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling ocher church building place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36997758)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: flesh seedy organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319364)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: vibrant gold space

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319374)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: milky library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319729)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: startled senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320671)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Naked swollen stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321905)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring indigo international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35717240)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: pearly mischievous incel

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319400)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: milky library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319728)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Hilarious police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36996567)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Exhilarant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319403)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Exhilarant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319431)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: vibrant gold space

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: nubile area really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319447)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: mentally impaired irradiated rigor pervert

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: vibrant gold space

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: 180 Meetinghouse Karate

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: 180 Meetinghouse Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319994)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: vibrant gold space

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: mentally impaired irradiated rigor pervert

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320213)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Silver Abnormal Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320243)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Adulterous internet-worthy newt office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320273)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Dashing vermilion hell dysfunction

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320570)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320675)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: crusty erotic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321803)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: laughsome peach trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35327931)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: charismatic impressive plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35328457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: Aqua flatulent circlehead

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35361311)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Rebellious party of the first part lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35361465)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Grizzly Trip Legend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35631582)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: diverse house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36409534)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Chestnut institution

TOP NOTCH XO RIGHT HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36409928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: maroon site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36409950)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: maroon site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36409948)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Hilarious police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36996565)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: unhinged buff generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36997862)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: Grizzly Trip Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#37076025)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Copper appetizing volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#48462347)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Red Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#49408120)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: cocky sanctuary giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#49408123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Silver Abnormal Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320220)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: milky library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319739)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: honey-headed supple sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35326207)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: charismatic impressive plaza

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319455)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy painfully honest hissy fit sex offender

fun thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319478)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Exhilarant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Lilac multi-billionaire degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319555)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Dead zombie-like trump supporter boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319559)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: 180 Meetinghouse Karate

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: pale national security agency

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: vibrant gold space

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319688)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: 180 Meetinghouse Karate

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319704)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: pale national security agency

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: vibrant gold space

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319731)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Exhilarant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319958)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Dashing vermilion hell dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320563)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Naked swollen stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321921)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Adulterous internet-worthy newt office

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321941)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: Hilarious police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36996572)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: honey-headed supple sound barrier

Next level. I’m such a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35326223)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: lascivious clown resort

Wheels within wheels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35328396)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Navy Abode Rigpig



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: fragrant magenta nowag



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Aromatic ruddy den masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35339090)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Exhilarant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319955)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Adulterous internet-worthy newt office

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: vibrant gold space

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Dashing vermilion hell dysfunction

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Adulterous internet-worthy newt office

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Dashing vermilion hell dysfunction

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: vibrant gold space

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Dashing vermilion hell dysfunction

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Adulterous internet-worthy newt office

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: lascivious clown resort

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35328416)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Blue soggy athletic conference persian

180000thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319641)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: pale national security agency

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319656)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: vibrant gold space

"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice of Italian bread with honey smeared on top, because Napoleon was from Corsica and had honeybees on his imperial crest!"

"I know - he's so smart AND creative!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319703)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: vibrant gold space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319914)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: crusty erotic nursing home

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319980)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: vibrant gold space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320013)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant indian lodge

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320687)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: Histrionic Address Skinny Woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35336850)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: Rebellious party of the first part lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35361473)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Maize Federal Milk Main People

Classic xo 18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319971)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Silver Abnormal Toilet Seat



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: honey-headed supple sound barrier

1 trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320146)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: unhinged buff generalized bond

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320177)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Snowy galvanic set

great threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: vibrant gold space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320320)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: vibrant gold space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320503)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: Dashing vermilion hell dysfunction

Fantastic content creartion and history lesson.

This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: vibrant gold space

(DC 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Adulterous internet-worthy newt office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321002)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Naked swollen stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Brilliant motley round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35845091)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Adulterous internet-worthy newt office

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: flesh seedy organic girlfriend

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321019)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: pearly mischievous incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#49408101)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Red Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#49408130)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: mustard sinister digit ratio idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321030)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: vibrant gold space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321108)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: mentally impaired irradiated rigor pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321156)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Exhilarant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321769)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Naked swollen stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321943)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: Charcoal odious cuckold

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Maize Federal Milk Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35324150)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: Navy Abode Rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Silver Abnormal Toilet Seat

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: vibrant gold space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35326318)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Adulterous internet-worthy newt office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35326325)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: charismatic impressive plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35328520)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: Rebellious party of the first part lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35361475)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: maroon site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: fragrant magenta nowag

The fucking kicker kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Aqua flatulent circlehead

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: Hilarious police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: pearly mischievous incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#46463254)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Wonderful nibblets

"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly killed me, wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#49408089)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Bright Ungodly Market Feces

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Adventurous shitlib

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: vibrant gold space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: multi-colored headpube

His date getting hard as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: vibrant gold space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35322279)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: excitant bearded stead roast beef

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: vibrant gold space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Naked swollen stage

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Pearl vengeful theater idea he suggested

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: vibrant gold space

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Adulterous internet-worthy newt office

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: Pearl vengeful theater idea he suggested

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Silver Abnormal Toilet Seat

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Pearl vengeful theater idea he suggested

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Silver Abnormal Toilet Seat

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: vibrant gold space

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Silver Abnormal Toilet Seat

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Charcoal odious cuckold

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Adulterous internet-worthy newt office

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: vibrant gold space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: Bateful tattoo

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Khaki sandwich

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: vigorous bonkers center dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35326794)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: vibrant gold space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35327327)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Lake stubborn ticket booth gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35328351)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: glittery narrow-minded ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35330280)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: vibrant gold space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35332655)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: twisted aquamarine associate psychic

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: vibrant gold space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35339007)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Khaki sandwich

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Saffron locus kitty

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: judgmental range chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35342422)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: Aqua flatulent circlehead

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: vibrant gold space

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: multi-colored headpube

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: pearly mischievous incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35361453)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: flickering hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35365005)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: vibrant gold space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35630886)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring indigo international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35664164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: heady turdskin hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35664173)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring indigo international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35811110)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Aqua flatulent circlehead

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: vibrant gold space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35844732)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Hilarious police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35844941)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: pearly mischievous incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36385760)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Hilarious police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36996550)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: vibrant gold space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36997740)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Aromatic ruddy den masturbator

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36997805)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: pearly mischievous incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#48462327)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Stirring dun wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36997952)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: vibrant gold space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36999477)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: vibrant gold space

huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: fragrant magenta nowag

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#39108116)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Cracking bawdyhouse

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#40885180)



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Date: November 16th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: vigorous bonkers center dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#41379029)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: bat shit crazy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#42268609)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:53 PM
Author: vigorous bonkers center dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#42268620)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Box Office Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#42268805)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: pearly mischievous incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#46463239)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: pearly mischievous incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#47873275)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Copper appetizing volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#48462334)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: pearly mischievous incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#49048777)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: pearly mischievous incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#49284207)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: floppy casino toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#49284489)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Stirring dun wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#49284496)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: pearly mischievous incel



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