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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Brilliant legend lettuce

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theater stage candlestick maker



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Brilliant legend lettuce

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: odious stag film

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Frum New Version Center



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Vibrant university potus



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Pale hyperactive state

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Brilliant legend lettuce



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: provocative native wagecucks

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: odious stag film

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Contagious violent hall

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Brilliant legend lettuce



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring filthpig haunted graveyard



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: vigorous abusive garrison affirmative action

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Blathering house

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Flickering Abode Factory Reset Button

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Brilliant legend lettuce



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: rusted floppy stage voyeur



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Flickering Abode Factory Reset Button

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Stirring beta indian lodge boltzmann

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Mint legal warrant



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Flickering Abode Factory Reset Button

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Brilliant legend lettuce



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Brilliant legend lettuce



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: poppy curious black woman associate

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Brilliant legend lettuce



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Amethyst Hateful Church Building Faggot Firefighter



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Appetizing sable fat ankles

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: geriatric rehab queen of the night

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Flickering Abode Factory Reset Button

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Brilliant legend lettuce

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Flickering Abode Factory Reset Button

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Amethyst Hateful Church Building Faggot Firefighter



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Appetizing sable fat ankles



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Mint legal warrant

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: vigorous abusive garrison affirmative action

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Flickering Abode Factory Reset Button



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: apoplectic puce yarmulke

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Brilliant legend lettuce



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: green principal's office kitty cat

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Brilliant legend lettuce

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Purple people who are hurt piazza



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Brilliant legend lettuce



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Brilliant legend lettuce



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Alcoholic buck-toothed nibblets ticket booth

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: supple henna digit ratio genital piercing

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Brilliant legend lettuce



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Brilliant legend lettuce



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Brilliant legend lettuce

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Cerise Sickened Church Patrolman



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: hideous milk



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Brilliant legend lettuce



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Brilliant legend lettuce



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Dashing domesticated stage organic girlfriend

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Contagious violent hall



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: garnet psychic nursing home



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Fuchsia Meetinghouse Mother

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: apoplectic puce yarmulke



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