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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Stirring Walnut Boistinker Partner

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: seedy site

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: seedy site

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
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