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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
Arrogant orchestra pit
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
sapphire puppy
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
stubborn roast beef gaping
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
Arrogant orchestra pit
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
lilac soggy lodge
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
Arrogant orchestra pit
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
lilac soggy lodge
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
Arrogant orchestra pit
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
lilac soggy lodge
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
indecent voyeur
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
stubborn roast beef gaping
  08/09/18
Dachshund
Arrogant orchestra pit
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
stubborn roast beef gaping
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
maniacal station jap
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
Arrogant orchestra pit
  08/09/18
Same.
Bipolar translucent fat ankles pit
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Mentally impaired bespoke queen of the night office
  08/09/18
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Bright stirring trailer park partner
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
olive insecure fortuitous meteor feces
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
Arrogant orchestra pit
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
olive insecure fortuitous meteor feces
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
Fragrant Disturbing Ape
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
ultramarine crawly location stock car
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Bright stirring trailer park partner
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
spectacular mad-dog skullcap stage
  08/09/18
...
territorial rambunctious headpube
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
titillating buff philosopher-king home
  08/09/18
stfu gook
cyan learning disabled degenerate house
  08/09/18
...
territorial rambunctious headpube
  08/09/18
Cr
Comical seedy nursing home wrinkle
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
titillating buff philosopher-king home
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
Soul-stirring Impressive Coldplay Fan Idea He Suggested
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
Bipolar translucent fat ankles pit
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
claret candlestick maker
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
Copper masturbator
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Cheese-eating Multi-billionaire
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
Vengeful market
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
passionate step-uncle's house milk
  08/09/18
Sick
Arrogant orchestra pit
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
pontificating native
  08/09/18
...
Disrespectful aphrodisiac windowlicker public bath
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Arousing center
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
Soul-stirring Impressive Coldplay Fan Idea He Suggested
  08/09/18
...
Primrose theater boistinker
  08/09/18
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Awkward Weed Whacker Messiness
  08/09/18
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Aqua Duck-like Indian Lodge Faggot Firefighter
  03/15/25
...
self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
vibrant spruce cruise ship kitty
  08/09/18
...
cerebral cuckoldry circlehead
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
titillating buff philosopher-king home
  08/09/18
interesting
Awkward Weed Whacker Messiness
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
Arrogant orchestra pit
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Hairraiser Gold Travel Guidebook
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
spectacular mad-dog skullcap stage
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Arrogant orchestra pit

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: sapphire puppy

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: stubborn roast beef gaping

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Arrogant orchestra pit

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: lilac soggy lodge

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Arrogant orchestra pit

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: lilac soggy lodge

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Arrogant orchestra pit

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: lilac soggy lodge

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: indecent voyeur

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: stubborn roast beef gaping

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Arrogant orchestra pit

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: stubborn roast beef gaping

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: maniacal station jap

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Arrogant orchestra pit

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Bipolar translucent fat ankles pit

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Mentally impaired bespoke queen of the night office

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Bright stirring trailer park partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: olive insecure fortuitous meteor feces

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Arrogant orchestra pit

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: olive insecure fortuitous meteor feces

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Fragrant Disturbing Ape

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: ultramarine crawly location stock car

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Bright stirring trailer park partner

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: spectacular mad-dog skullcap stage

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: territorial rambunctious headpube



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: titillating buff philosopher-king home

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: cyan learning disabled degenerate house

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: territorial rambunctious headpube



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Comical seedy nursing home wrinkle

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: titillating buff philosopher-king home

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Impressive Coldplay Fan Idea He Suggested

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Bipolar translucent fat ankles pit

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: claret candlestick maker

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Copper masturbator

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Multi-billionaire

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Vengeful market

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: passionate step-uncle's house milk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Arrogant orchestra pit

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: pontificating native

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Disrespectful aphrodisiac windowlicker public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Arousing center

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Impressive Coldplay Fan Idea He Suggested

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Primrose theater boistinker



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Awkward Weed Whacker Messiness



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Aqua Duck-like Indian Lodge Faggot Firefighter



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: vibrant spruce cruise ship kitty

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: cerebral cuckoldry circlehead



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: titillating buff philosopher-king home

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Awkward Weed Whacker Messiness

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Arrogant orchestra pit

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Hairraiser Gold Travel Guidebook

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: spectacular mad-dog skullcap stage

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#49446165)