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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Spectacular impertinent garrison
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Orchid half-breed
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https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Sadistic macaca electric furnace
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Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Orchid half-breed
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(((crows)))
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Orchid half-breed
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Spectacular impertinent garrison
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
Magenta tanning salon ladyboy
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Orchid half-breed
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God I fucking hate you
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Orchid half-breed
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Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
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I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Orchid half-breed
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You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
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Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Orchid half-breed
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Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Orchid half-breed
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Wow! Prophetic.
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Orchid half-breed

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Sadistic macaca electric furnace



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Spectacular impertinent garrison

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Orchid half-breed

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Sadistic macaca electric furnace

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Orchid half-breed

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Dashing really tough guy rehab

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: arousing stag film

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Naked temple party of the first part



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Salmon cuckold boltzmann



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Olive black woman



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: vivacious church building multi-billionaire



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Flushed fantasy-prone faggotry

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Curious red institution



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: stimulating magical kitty



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Curious red institution



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: big ultramarine mother pit

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Naked temple party of the first part



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Twinkling nofapping reading party



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Orchid half-breed

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Curious red institution



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: glittery burgundy organic girlfriend boiling water

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Motley Psychic



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Salmon cuckold boltzmann



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Magenta tanning salon ladyboy



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Orchid half-breed

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Magenta tanning salon ladyboy



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Orchid half-breed

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Spectacular impertinent garrison

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Magenta tanning salon ladyboy

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Orchid half-breed

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Magenta tanning salon ladyboy

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Orchid half-breed

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Magenta tanning salon ladyboy

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Orchid half-breed

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Magenta tanning salon ladyboy

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Orchid half-breed

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Magenta tanning salon ladyboy

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Orchid half-breed

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Orchid half-breed

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Nudist Violet Dysfunction Nibblets

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Nudist Violet Dysfunction Nibblets



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: shimmering provocative goal in life legend

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Orchid half-breed



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Mint Parlor

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: stirring kitchen



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: marvelous orchestra pit pisswyrm

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: claret address

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: razzle dull corn cake stage



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: stirring kitchen

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Exciting cream sex offender faggot firefighter

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Flushed fantasy-prone faggotry

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: arousing stag film

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: kink-friendly alcoholic whorehouse weed whacker

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Magenta tanning salon ladyboy



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Orchid half-breed

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: shimmering provocative goal in life legend

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Lascivious Adulterous Legal Warrant Idea He Suggested



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Orchid half-breed

Nice bump. It remains true

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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