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Eminem - Splooge Yourself

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180 moniker
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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:15 AM
Author: Olive meetinghouse

Look

If you had one shot

Or one opportunity

To grow it as big as you ever wanted

In one moment

Would you capture it?

Or just let it slip?

.

Yo

His palms are sweaty, glutes weak, balls are heavy

He’s taken off his sweater already, prong is steady

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks cumblast-ready

To pop schlong, but he keeps on forgetting

How to pose down, the Splash Zone goes so loud

He flexes his spout, but the loads won't come out

He's choking, how, all the twinks are joking now

His cock’s run out, slime’s up, over, blaow!

Cucked by the brawny men, oh he feels scrawny then

Oh, there goes Yann again, choked

He's so yoked, but he won't dress up that easy? No

He won't have it, he knows he’ll be back shooting ropes

It don't matter, he's nude, he knows that, but he's broke

He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to growing his bone, that's when its

Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody

He better go blast in this moment and hope it don't pass him

.

You better

Splooge yourself in the moment, you own it

You better never lift in clothes

You only got one cock, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity only comes once in a lifetime, you better



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:16 AM
Author: Arrogant appetizing rigpig parlor



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:16 AM
Author: Olive meetinghouse

The pole's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping

This twink is mine for the taking

Make me king, as we move toward a, nude world order

A clothed life is boring, but alpha stardom's close to post mortem

He only grows harder, only grows swoler

He blows nuts all over these loads is all on him



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:26 AM
Author: flatulent swashbuckling karate heaven

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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:30 AM
Author: Arrogant appetizing rigpig parlor



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Date: March 27th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Olive meetinghouse



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Date: March 26th, 2019 5:42 AM
Author: Iridescent overrated public bath sweet tailpipe



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:02 AM
Author: Costumed grizzly roommate sound barrier

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Date: March 31st, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: Olive meetinghouse



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:08 AM
Author: pale floppy sanctuary



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Date: March 26th, 2019 7:27 AM
Author: Thriller fluffy address



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Olive meetinghouse

All the pain inside amplified by the

Fact that I can't get by with my 9"

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Date: March 27th, 2019 10:36 AM
Author: charcoal state

Just when you think the genre has gone soft.

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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Olive meetinghouse

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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:56 AM
Author: Filthy Forum Trust Fund



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: Thriller fluffy address



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: arousing stock car windowlicker

Ambitious piece. Probably one of the greatest all time

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Date: July 13th, 2020 12:46 PM
Author: Olive meetinghouse



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:58 AM
Author: sepia frisky abode



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Date: March 27th, 2019 3:33 PM
Author: arousing stock car windowlicker



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Date: March 29th, 2019 10:56 AM
Author: Olive meetinghouse



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 10:13 AM
Author: Olive meetinghouse

And it's no JK Roher

This is my grower and my pole is so hard

And it's getting even harder trying to eat and spray my seed, plus

See this boner caught up between being stronger and twinks in the sauna

Baby batter splattering on me and too much

For me to want to give them a spot, more man-jam or not

Has gotten me to the point, I'm an alpha male, I've got

To masturbate and squat 'fore I end up in female slot

Sucking men is my only motherfucking option, the tailor's not

Cock, I love you, but this rail has got to blow, I cannot grow old in Male Men's lot

So here goes my cumshot

Skeet fail me not 'cause this maybe the only opportunity that I got

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Date: April 2nd, 2019 10:21 AM
Author: Costumed grizzly roommate sound barrier



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Date: April 11th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Olive meetinghouse



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Date: June 28th, 2019 9:54 PM
Author: Diverse Base



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Date: June 28th, 2019 10:08 PM
Author: bateful whorehouse kitty



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Date: June 28th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Anal Aquamarine Market

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Date: August 18th, 2019 4:09 PM
Author: Olive meetinghouse



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Date: August 18th, 2019 4:21 PM
Author: unhinged reading party



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Date: October 26th, 2019 12:53 PM
Author: Olive meetinghouse



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Date: January 30th, 2020 9:33 PM
Author: Olive meetinghouse

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Date: July 13th, 2020 2:38 AM
Author: Olive meetinghouse



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Date: July 13th, 2020 4:05 AM
Author: Misanthropic principal's office



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Date: April 18th, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Olive meetinghouse



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Date: April 18th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Costumed grizzly roommate sound barrier



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Date: December 9th, 2021 5:03 PM
Author: Olive meetinghouse



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Date: October 27th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Diverse Base

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Date: October 27th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Costumed grizzly roommate sound barrier



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Date: December 1st, 2022 2:19 PM
Author: Olive meetinghouse



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Date: March 31st, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: AIDS dicknigger



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