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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
Metal curious kitchen codepig
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
Frum Coiffed Genital Piercing Range
  03/14/20
He's obliged to
Transparent Violent Field
  03/14/20
cr. bro code.
free-loading dashing puppy brunch
  03/14/20
Apartments are prole.
crawly persian
  03/14/20
These are condos with a rental limit
Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night
  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
opaque abusive sex offender
  03/14/20
upset
Frum Coiffed Genital Piercing Range
  03/14/20
Twist: he can't get off without an audience
Flesh rehab legal warrant
  03/14/20
Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
Cracking tantric theatre cumskin
  03/14/20
This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night
  03/14/20
Did you cum
multi-colored quadroon chapel
  03/14/20
Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SP...
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Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 s...
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  03/14/20
he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close...
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  03/14/20
I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on
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Lol Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat ...
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(faggot)
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(Faggot)
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ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than ...
Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night
  03/14/20
Damn
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  03/14/20
im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up
Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night
  03/14/20
If she can't take you at your worst
odious outnumbered office multi-billionaire
  03/14/20
rut roh
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As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the...
Bull headed stag film windowlicker
  03/14/20
lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk...
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  03/14/20
i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and ...
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  03/14/20
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Jfc
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rofl this could easily happen to me.
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she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few d...
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  03/14/20
can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. l...
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amazing follow up
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  03/14/20
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  03/14/20
doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11
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  03/14/20
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  03/14/20
that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual
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  03/14/20
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  03/14/20
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  03/14/20
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burst out laughing
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  03/14/20
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  03/14/20
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  03/14/20
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  03/14/20
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  03/14/20
U guys know each other irl?
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  03/15/20
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  03/14/20
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  03/15/20
We need to near that story thanks
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  03/15/20
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  03/15/20
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  03/15/20
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  03/15/20
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Metal curious kitchen codepig

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Frum Coiffed Genital Piercing Range

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Transparent Violent Field

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: free-loading dashing puppy brunch

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: crawly persian

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: opaque abusive sex offender

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Frum Coiffed Genital Piercing Range

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Flesh rehab legal warrant

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Cracking tantric theatre cumskin

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: multi-colored quadroon chapel

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: lascivious skinny woman trailer park

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Violet talented national water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: infuriating senate striped hyena

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: Lilac underhanded depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Maniacal razzle-dazzle piazza coldplay fan

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Cuck Parlor

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: obsidian orchestra pit half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: odious outnumbered office multi-billionaire

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: maroon market

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Startled abnormal school cafeteria

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: aromatic hairless famous landscape painting

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: odious outnumbered office multi-billionaire

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Misanthropic friendly grandma

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Bull headed stag film windowlicker

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: maroon market

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: vivacious halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Clear Mewling Lettuce Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: appetizing athletic conference selfie

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Buff Mind-boggling Area

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Buff Mind-boggling Area

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Trip lime indian lodge azn

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Fragrant Ebony Tattoo



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Buff Mind-boggling Area



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: irradiated theater stage old irish cottage

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Maniacal razzle-dazzle piazza coldplay fan

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: free-loading dashing puppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Trip lime indian lodge azn

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Amber prole library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Maniacal razzle-dazzle piazza coldplay fan

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Hyperventilating razzmatazz whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39764365)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Low-t rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Cracking tantric theatre cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: Clear Mewling Lettuce Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: olive swollen sanctuary patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: infuriating senate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: stubborn becky dopamine

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Bawdyhouse Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Histrionic orange locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: hairraiser jade hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Provocative point

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Maniacal razzle-dazzle piazza coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Arrogant bronze crackhouse macaca

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Charismatic Bright Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Crusty Foreskin

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Fragrant Ebony Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: lavender turdskin address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Cracking tantric theatre cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: cerebral hot pit

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: infuriating senate striped hyena

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Buff Mind-boggling Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Maniacal razzle-dazzle piazza coldplay fan

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: white soul-stirring associate tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: Fragrant Ebony Tattoo

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Bawdyhouse Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: frisky exciting affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Histrionic orange locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac elite station preventive strike

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: excitant ape location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: Apoplectic corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Self-centered Yarmulke Goyim

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: white soul-stirring associate tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Low-t rigor

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: free-loading dashing puppy brunch

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Low-t rigor

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Sienna arousing hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: Supple Pozpig

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Big Useless Home Giraffe

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: cordovan set

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: bonkers stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: House-broken cruise ship

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: yapping double fault public bath

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Charismatic Bright Knife

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Clear Mewling Lettuce Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: passionate principal's office

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Cracking tantric theatre cumskin

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: Balding comical plaza deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Clear Mewling Lettuce Meetinghouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Cracking tantric theatre cumskin

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Arrogant bronze crackhouse macaca

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: stubborn becky dopamine

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: free-loading dashing puppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Effete base

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: infuriating senate striped hyena

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: odious outnumbered office multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Bawdyhouse Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: copper lodge faggot firefighter

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Clear Mewling Lettuce Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Disturbing Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Buff Mind-boggling Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: cordovan set

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: free-loading dashing puppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Saffron bearded hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Fragrant Ebony Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Razzle black university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Maniacal razzle-dazzle piazza coldplay fan

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Effete base

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Maniacal razzle-dazzle piazza coldplay fan

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Trip lime indian lodge azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: stubborn becky dopamine

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Amber prole library

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Effete base

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Amber prole library

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: cordovan set

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: yapping double fault public bath

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: Clear Mewling Lettuce Meetinghouse

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Flesh rehab legal warrant

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: stubborn becky dopamine

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: Beta Fishy Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: harsh lake hall

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: stubborn becky dopamine

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: aromatic hairless famous landscape painting

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Drunken self-absorbed lay queen of the night

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: boyish jap temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: stubborn becky dopamine

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: bonkers stage

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: vibrant canary parlour generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: Maniacal razzle-dazzle piazza coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Pearly casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Supple Pozpig

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Vigorous voyeur

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Maniacal razzle-dazzle piazza coldplay fan

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Razzle black university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Provocative point

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#49346693)