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Jet Chapel Giraffe
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ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can co...
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Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to...
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: flickering round eye

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Racy corn cake



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Dun Swashbuckling Parlor Love Of Her Life

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Massive Irradiated Hospital

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: boyish arrogant point

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Wine odious house



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: boyish arrogant point



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Exciting federal windowlicker



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Amber fiercely-loyal dingle berry



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: contagious newt

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: contagious newt

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Provocative Turdskin



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: alcoholic silver scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: buff anal ape

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Salmon Beta Gay Wizard

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Big-titted flirting hunting ground goal in life

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: pearl idea he suggested party of the first part

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Salmon Beta Gay Wizard

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: narrow-minded sable abode

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Racy corn cake



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy bronze whorehouse headpube

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: narrow-minded sable abode



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: narrow-minded sable abode



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Adventurous poppy filthpig forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Glittery Really Tough Guy Brunch

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Glittery Really Tough Guy Brunch

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Glittery Really Tough Guy Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Glittery Really Tough Guy Brunch

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Misunderstood walnut immigrant box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: contagious newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring infuriating corner old irish cottage

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring infuriating corner old irish cottage

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Soul-stirring infuriating corner old irish cottage

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Abnormal Doctorate Site

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Jet Chapel Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49763415)