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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Cocky vivacious faggot firefighter

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: pale doobsian stage filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43762952)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43762961)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: ivory giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43762999)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: indigo aromatic state hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43763036)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Fighting Hominid People Who Are Hurt

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: Light windowlicker stead



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Filthy Temple Friendly Grandma

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Maniacal Nudist Business Firm Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43763167)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: transparent multi-billionaire stage

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: lemon genital piercing

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Sinister geriatric forum

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Stirring Puce Center Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43767804)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: tan cuck parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43763147)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Maniacal Nudist Business Firm Azn

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Olive Ratface Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43764294)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Pearl Rehab Codepig



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Hairraiser chocolate liquid oxygen

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Cocky vivacious faggot firefighter

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Elastic Band

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Cocky vivacious faggot firefighter

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Elastic Band

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Maniacal Nudist Business Firm Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Olive Ratface Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Sinister geriatric forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#46020132)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Appetizing Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#46020138)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Brass nibblets selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#47340539)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: violet boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#49354865)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: biggest creator of Israel support on xo ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#49732215)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Brass nibblets selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43764136)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Yellow potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43764146)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: transparent multi-billionaire stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43764147)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Olive Ratface Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43764292)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Filthy Temple Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43764310)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Cordovan Vigorous Preventive Strike Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43764318)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Avocado glittery keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43764950)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: salmon insecure dragon

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: crystalline round eye space

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: supple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#46697752)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dog poop clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#46697780)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: amethyst institution

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#47340548)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: purple antidepressant drug queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#49354905)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: Exciting jet hospital



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Filthy Temple Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43767498)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Stirring Puce Center Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43767815)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: ungodly marketing idea telephone

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Olive Ratface Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43853655)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Brass nibblets selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#45749292)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Cocky vivacious faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#46020116)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Appetizing Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#46020135)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: crawly knife



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: crawly knife



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Sinister geriatric forum

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#46677542)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: Avocado glittery keepsake machete



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Brass nibblets selfie



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Date: May 15th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Cracking Dark Location Skinny Woman



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: crawly knife



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: Stirring Puce Center Factory Reset Button



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Date: February 27th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Cracking Dark Location Skinny Woman



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Brass nibblets selfie



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Cracking Dark Location Skinny Woman



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Olive Ratface Field



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: crawly knife



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: overrated casino

11pm? ljl get back in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#49354846)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: motley flirting associate whorehouse



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser chocolate liquid oxygen

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#49354908)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: That's not very Frutiger Aero of you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#49732211)