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Shitlib writes essay about teaching 12 y/o son to jerk off

https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-te...
Curious Emerald Sandwich
  04/15/22
https://compote.slate.com/images/a7a53809-dbbf-427f-99bc-5c0...
Anal stirring whorehouse windowlicker
  04/15/22
(Bob Getty)
sepia hospital sound barrier
  04/15/22
“My son reached seventh grade last September. When he ...
Topaz Splenetic Stage Corn Cake
  04/15/22
"At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person ...
arrogant adulterous volcanic crater
  04/15/22
I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica.
Topaz Splenetic Stage Corn Cake
  04/15/22
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green duck-like point
  04/15/22
I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's tea...
French swashbuckling keepsake machete spot
  04/15/22
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crawly institution
  04/15/22
“I’m not sure what turns me on.” Bull-f...
Anal stirring whorehouse windowlicker
  04/15/22
lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 ai...
Razzle-dazzle nudist step-uncle's house
  04/15/22
if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he...
Impressive Center Private Investor
  04/15/22
gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes?
Ruby native
  04/15/22
And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s….
Hyperactive Diverse People Who Are Hurt Idea He Suggested
  04/15/22
Wtf libs?
balding dull coffee pot public bath
  04/15/22
I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn?
Navy Floppy Temple National Security Agency
  04/15/22
Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?...
containment-escapee frontier model
  10/15/26
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Math Professors Anxious
  10/15/26
not gonna read but I’d lol at libs if I wasn’t s...
harsh corner gay wizard
  04/15/22
You voted for this
Erotic fuchsia friendly grandma
  04/15/22
what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad s...
Shimmering doobsian police squad
  04/15/22
I was discussing this on xo years ago. http://www.autoa...
French swashbuckling keepsake machete spot
  04/15/22
This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published ...
French swashbuckling keepsake machete spot
  04/15/22
BRIAN GRESKO Brian Gresko is a widely published writer base...
French swashbuckling keepsake machete spot
  04/15/22
When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk ...
French swashbuckling keepsake machete spot
  04/15/22
94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op
French swashbuckling keepsake machete spot
  04/15/22
never saw this coming
cerebral pearly shitlib
  04/15/22
https://twitter.com/briangresko/status/972157782433595393?s=...
Topaz Splenetic Stage Corn Cake
  04/15/22
This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay f...
Hyperactive Diverse People Who Are Hurt Idea He Suggested
  04/15/22
Hypo: This is real, and you are this dood's lawyer. He didn'...
French swashbuckling keepsake machete spot
  04/15/22
I give him a version of this speech: https://m.youtube.co...
Hyperactive Diverse People Who Are Hurt Idea He Suggested
  04/15/22
Bad answer. EDIT: That happens, but at a much later stage...
French swashbuckling keepsake machete spot
  04/15/22
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Flirting odious forum
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Topaz Splenetic Stage Corn Cake
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Math Professors Anxious
  10/15/26


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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:35 PM
Author: Curious Emerald Sandwich

https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-teenager-about-masturbation.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348473)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: Anal stirring whorehouse windowlicker

https://compote.slate.com/images/a7a53809-dbbf-427f-99bc-5c01117aa761.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348654)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: sepia hospital sound barrier

(Bob Getty)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349612)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:38 PM
Author: Topaz Splenetic Stage Corn Cake

“My son reached seventh grade last September. When he was full of questions about masturbation— When do people start doing it? How do you do it? What’s an orgasm like?—we phoned a longtime friend he calls his “uncle.” “If anyone knows about tween masturbation, it’s your uncle,” I told him. “He was obsessed, and did it all the time.”

On speaker phone, his uncle said that was indeed true. Then he answered my son’s questions and explained that it’s OK to feel all sorts of things while masturbating.”

The pedo “uncle” was probably jerking off the whole conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348497)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: arrogant adulterous volcanic crater

"At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person excites him and said as much directly: “I’m not sure what turns me on.”

I reminded him of how two of his favorite TV characters, Maya from Pen15 and Andrew in Big Mouth, experience desire not just for other people, but in an abstract way too, with toys or even by fantasizing about a tomato, or a pillow, or themselves. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348530)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:01 PM
Author: Topaz Splenetic Stage Corn Cake

I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348629)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: green duck-like point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348646)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: French swashbuckling keepsake machete spot

I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's teachers and classmates and classmates' parents will read this. You could falsely accuse the dad of rape and prolly get a conviction if this is admissible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349331)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: crawly institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349571)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: Anal stirring whorehouse windowlicker

“I’m not sure what turns me on.”

Bull-fucking-shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348658)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle nudist step-uncle's house

lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 aimed at kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349338)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: Impressive Center Private Investor

if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he needs https://images.app.goo.gl/V3JDeXjHoMPHvgZ5A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348657)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM
Author: Ruby native

gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348662)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: Hyperactive Diverse People Who Are Hurt Idea He Suggested

And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349637)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM
Author: balding dull coffee pot public bath

Wtf libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348661)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:24 PM
Author: Navy Floppy Temple National Security Agency

I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348740)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: containment-escapee frontier model

Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#50191504)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Math Professors Anxious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#50191505)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: harsh corner gay wizard

not gonna read but I’d lol at libs if I wasn’t so scared they're trying to rape my kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349116)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: Erotic fuchsia friendly grandma

You voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349137)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Shimmering doobsian police squad

what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad so many questions about whacking off? if my dad ever broached the subject with me, i probably would have stabbed myself in the ear with a pencil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349204)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:45 PM
Author: French swashbuckling keepsake machete spot

I was discussing this on xo years ago.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987879&forum_id=2#40527671

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349290)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: French swashbuckling keepsake machete spot

This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published the way it was, when it was. Almost subversively so. I wonder if someone at Slate staged it by inducing this massive pedo fag to write his confession under the rubric of "I can get you published on Slate!" The pedo already has the article linked on his web site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349231)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:38 PM
Author: French swashbuckling keepsake machete spot

BRIAN GRESKO

Brian Gresko is a widely published writer based in Brooklyn. He co-runs Pete’s Reading Series, Brooklyn’s longest-running literary venue

https://slate.com/author/brian-gresko

Ok so where is he widely published? It can't be Slate because there are no links there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349254)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: French swashbuckling keepsake machete spot

When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk About the Triumphs, Challenges, and Transformative Experience of Fatherhood https://www.amazon.com/dp/0425269248/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_J0PWF5YY0XRCED2SM0BC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349267)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:50 PM
Author: French swashbuckling keepsake machete spot

94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349307)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:01 PM
Author: cerebral pearly shitlib

never saw this coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349355)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:45 PM
Author: Topaz Splenetic Stage Corn Cake

https://twitter.com/briangresko/status/972157782433595393?s=20&t=WOBZa69s1dcY1WS0RCQlgQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349563)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:59 PM
Author: Hyperactive Diverse People Who Are Hurt Idea He Suggested

This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay face analyzer and this article is a work (against America by satan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349643)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: French swashbuckling keepsake machete spot

Hypo: This is real, and you are this dood's lawyer. He didn't tell you before he did it. You just found out about it ITT.*

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*this is not unlike working for the govt sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349653)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Hyperactive Diverse People Who Are Hurt Idea He Suggested

I give him a version of this speech:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3PhWFhA3I



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349665)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: French swashbuckling keepsake machete spot

Bad answer.

EDIT: That happens, but at a much later stage. Right now it's not your first priority. Also it's best if someone else delivers those lines, though you may be the one who writes them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349668)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Flirting odious forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349656)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 8:04 PM
Author: Topaz Splenetic Stage Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44353654)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Hyperactive Diverse People Who Are Hurt Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44354295)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Math Professors Anxious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#50191482)