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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
razzle gay wizard
  07/17/22
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Soul-stirring theater
  07/17/22
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orange pistol
  07/17/22
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frisky volcanic crater
  07/18/22
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razzle gay wizard
  09/29/22
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razzle gay wizard
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Milky tank
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Milky tank
  01/07/23
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frisky volcanic crater
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
red vibrant organic girlfriend
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
red vibrant organic girlfriend
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Violet elastic band space
  03/18/23
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razzle gay wizard
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
red vibrant organic girlfriend
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Titillating mexican
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
wine stirring meetinghouse mother
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
White home azn
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond
  08/23/24
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Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Kink-friendly goyim hell
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
bipolar drab hominid clown
  09/28/24
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razzle gay wizard
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: razzle gay wizard

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: orange pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: frisky volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: razzle gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: razzle gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Milky tank

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Milky tank

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: frisky volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: red vibrant organic girlfriend

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: red vibrant organic girlfriend

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Violet elastic band space

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: razzle gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: red vibrant organic girlfriend

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Titillating mexican

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: wine stirring meetinghouse mother

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: White home azn

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Kink-friendly goyim hell

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: bipolar drab hominid clown

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: razzle gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Laughsome coral chapel generalized bond

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#49932244)