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Seeking: litigation expert. Fully remote. (No litigators, please!)

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Mewling Deep Mad Cow Disease
  02/28/23
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comical locus fanboi
  02/28/23
MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a ...
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litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just befo...
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butt cheeks of Hormuz
  04/04/26
We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.
primrose resort pozpig
  02/28/23
We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you...
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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: Mewling Deep Mad Cow Disease



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:33 PM
Author: comical locus fanboi

Love these threads

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:36 PM
Author: Mewling Deep Mad Cow Disease

MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a top law firm (or equivalent), and _absolutely no_ litigation experience. The ideal candidate will be an M&A or Capital Markets associate with a can-do attitude and a yen for knowledge who is deeply versed in the ins and outs of civil procedure, pleading standards, fact and expert discovery, and the civil appeals process (REPEAT: ABSOLUTELY NO LITIGATORS). If you have a passion for law (and you are NOT a litigator), please do not hesitate to contact Shaniqua Brown-Stein with a resume and an imaginative essay on your litigation expertise (the sky's the limit but to emphasize: NO LITIGATORS, not even one, we have had to repost this listing several times).

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: demanding incel pisswyrm



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:38 PM
Author: primrose resort pozpig



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: comical locus fanboi



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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: high-end site



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Offensive beady-eyed faggot firefighter



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: Mewling Deep Mad Cow Disease



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Arousing French Chef Rehab



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: Mewling Deep Mad Cow Disease



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: maniacal chrome hunting ground theater stage

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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: Fragrant pea-brained step-uncle's house

litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just before jumping off the bridge.

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Date: September 7th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Pearl Blathering Immigrant Mental Disorder



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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:36 AM
Author: butt cheeks of Hormuz (✅🍑)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:39 PM
Author: primrose resort pozpig

We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: Mewling Deep Mad Cow Disease

We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you coming in thinking you knew litigation---much less had somehow become an _expert_ in litigation---from litigating (or, heaven forefend, being trained by litigators). We instead offer holistic and comprehensive training in what we think litigation is about according to our Litigation Experts, who are unbiased and credible since not a one was ever dumb enough to work as a litigator.

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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Mewling Deep Mad Cow Disease



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: Mewling Deep Mad Cow Disease



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:32 PM
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