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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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Lilac fanboi
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Jfc
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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Rose factory reset button locus
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Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get cau...
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Rose factory reset button locus
  04/09/23
sure bud
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razzle alcoholic mother
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This is so fucked up.
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Cruel-hearted Comical Base
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
Ivory Heaven Cumskin
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
Adventurous disturbing gaping
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
concupiscible wine box office trump supporter
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Rose factory reset button locus
  04/09/23
Extremely inspiring poast thanks
green mood french chef
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180 set stock car
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
Curious parlour jap
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electric hideous gas station ceo
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Big if true
irradiated crystalline whorehouse
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
180 set stock car
  04/08/23
The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Cruel-hearted Comical Base
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Tick tock spaceporn
spruce alcoholic garrison national security agency
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
Dark area tank
  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
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I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
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Rose factory reset button locus
  04/09/23
Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Curious parlour jap
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
rebellious deranged roommate
  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
Dark area tank
  05/01/23
couple weeks ago. you?
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Citrine school
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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new here?
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Lilac fanboi
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
Slippery corner preventive strike
  05/10/23
Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
Dark area tank
  05/10/23
I can confirm.
Citrine school
  05/10/23
throwaway?
Slippery corner preventive strike
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I can't say more.
Citrine school
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i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
chartreuse bateful shrine
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new poaster, first day?
Very tactful milky cuckoldry school cafeteria
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like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
chartreuse bateful shrine
  05/10/23
This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
Odious lime office legend
  05/10/23
SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
Adventurous disturbing gaping
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imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this ...
Slippery corner preventive strike
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this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little ...
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: rebellious deranged roommate

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Racy tanning salon prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Lilac fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Very tactful milky cuckoldry school cafeteria

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: olive bipolar useless brakes point

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Rose factory reset button locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Supple Smoky Hospital Nibblets

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Lilac fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: maize sadistic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Rose factory reset button locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: Misanthropic lascivious piazza

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: razzle alcoholic mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Citrine school

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Comical Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Ivory Heaven Cumskin

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Adventurous disturbing gaping

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: concupiscible wine box office trump supporter

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Rose factory reset button locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: green mood french chef

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: 180 set stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Curious parlour jap

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: electric hideous gas station ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: irradiated crystalline whorehouse

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: 180 set stock car

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: rebellious deranged roommate

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Comical Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: spruce alcoholic garrison national security agency

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Dark area tank

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: spruce alcoholic garrison national security agency

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Dark area tank

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Rose factory reset button locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Mahogany bespoke crackhouse marketing idea

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: glassy judgmental sound barrier

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Grizzly federal toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Curious parlour jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: rebellious deranged roommate

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Dark area tank

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: rebellious deranged roommate

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: rebellious deranged roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Citrine school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: chartreuse bateful shrine

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Cerise galvanic stage halford

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Lilac fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Slippery corner preventive strike

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Dark area tank

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Citrine school

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Slippery corner preventive strike

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Citrine school

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Slippery corner preventive strike

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Citrine school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: chartreuse bateful shrine

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Very tactful milky cuckoldry school cafeteria

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: chartreuse bateful shrine

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Odious lime office legend

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Adventurous disturbing gaping

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Slippery corner preventive strike

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Odious lime office legend

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Grizzly federal toilet seat

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Bull headed apoplectic ticket booth really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: Grizzly federal toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: big-titted out-of-control party of the first part

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: pungent sanctuary striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Slippery corner preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: violet theatre twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Adventurous disturbing gaping

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Bull headed apoplectic ticket booth really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: chocolate floppy brethren wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: razzle alcoholic mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Harsh therapy

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: spectacular indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Rose factory reset button locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Adventurous disturbing gaping

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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
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