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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
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The whole bort *crosses fingers*
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ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
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I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
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  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
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I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
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lmao
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Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
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  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
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  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Cerebral Alcoholic Indian Lodge Ratface
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
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  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
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  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
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  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
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If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
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I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
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" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
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Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
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Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
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vaxxed?
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When is OP going to answer this?
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the lack of answer is the answer
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For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
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That was a joke. Im married with a family
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Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
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It’s better to not know these things imo
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it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
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Not sure I agree
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nice flame, butt boy
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No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
fear-inspiring maniacal knife chapel
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
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  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
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Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
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what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
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red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
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Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
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that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
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  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
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Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
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"shit"
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Did his dick hurt
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how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
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Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
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Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
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Excellent flame
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I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
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Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: fear-inspiring maniacal knife chapel

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant senate laser beams

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: naked associate sweet tailpipe

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Bespoke police squad



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Primrose insecure public bath keepsake machete

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant senate laser beams

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Primrose insecure public bath keepsake machete

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant senate laser beams

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Den Jewess

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: sapphire demanding dopamine shitlib

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Metal abode



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: dull piazza psychic

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: fear-inspiring maniacal knife chapel

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Cerebral Alcoholic Indian Lodge Ratface

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: fear-inspiring maniacal knife chapel

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Cerebral Alcoholic Indian Lodge Ratface

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Filthy kitchen jew

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Submissive Cracking Station Telephone

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Angry Heaven Old Irish Cottage

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: carnelian irate headpube house

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Bateful box office

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Chestnut theater

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Stimulating underhanded halford private investor

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: sooty racy stag film

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: coral reading party stage



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: brilliant tanning salon



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: coral reading party stage

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: brilliant tanning salon

the lack of answer is the answer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Den Jewess



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Bipolar Crimson Property



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Wonderful corner

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: fear-inspiring maniacal knife chapel

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: peach aromatic garrison electric furnace

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring maniacal knife chapel

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: peach aromatic garrison electric furnace

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Effete philosopher-king

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Primrose insecure public bath keepsake machete

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: fear-inspiring maniacal knife chapel

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: provocative territorial genital piercing national security agency

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: fear-inspiring maniacal knife chapel

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Beta odious national

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: laughsome pit prole

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: fear-inspiring maniacal knife chapel

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Vibrant Pink Rehab Crotch

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: carnelian irate headpube house

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Submissive Cracking Station Telephone

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Stimulating underhanded halford private investor

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Filthy kitchen jew

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Stimulating underhanded halford private investor

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: puce pontificating bbw address

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Motley mint trailer park

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Chestnut theater

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Godawful organic girlfriend stain

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Anal olive parlor fanboi

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Gay Spot

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Thriller twinkling uncleanness

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Motley mint trailer park

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: rusted stock car

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Lascivious background story

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Emerald awkward institution hunting ground

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle misunderstood cuckold

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: fear-inspiring maniacal knife chapel

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: elite exciting sound barrier office

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: fear-inspiring maniacal knife chapel

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Cerebral Alcoholic Indian Lodge Ratface

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: fear-inspiring maniacal knife chapel

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: dull piazza psychic

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Motley mint trailer park

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: galvanic church building

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: fear-inspiring maniacal knife chapel

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: galvanic church building

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: fear-inspiring maniacal knife chapel

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Sticky Lodge



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Filthy kitchen jew

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Big selfie travel guidebook

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Stimulating underhanded halford private investor

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Stimulating underhanded halford private investor

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Bateful box office

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Big selfie travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: galvanic church building

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: marvelous startling stead

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Metal abode



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: fear-inspiring maniacal knife chapel

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Electric sanctuary



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring principal's office trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: fear-inspiring maniacal knife chapel

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: carnelian irate headpube house

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: amber bearded useless brakes church

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Very Tactful Menage



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: 180 bull headed location goal in life

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Bespoke police squad



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: amber bearded useless brakes church

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Big selfie travel guidebook

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: charcoal community account meetinghouse

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: rusted stock car

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Lascivious background story

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: elite exciting sound barrier office

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Very Tactful Menage

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: fear-inspiring maniacal knife chapel

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Submissive Cracking Station Telephone

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Twinkling Messiness Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: pea-brained giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Passionate soggy masturbator place of business



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Sticky Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Big-titted cyan theatre windowlicker

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: carnelian irate headpube house

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: fear-inspiring maniacal knife chapel



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: amber bearded useless brakes church

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: fear-inspiring maniacal knife chapel

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Concupiscible mischievous people who are hurt black woman

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Submissive Cracking Station Telephone

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Titillating black university cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring maniacal knife chapel

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Bespoke police squad

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Sticky Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: translucent adventurous dilemma immigrant

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Flesh blood rage area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Harsh kitty indirect expression

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: magical razzmatazz hall

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Filthy kitchen jew



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Lascivious background story

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: henna volcanic crater round eye

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Electric sanctuary

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Drunken Poppy Gay Wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: 180 bull headed location goal in life

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: galvanic church building

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: multi-colored nowag ticket booth

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



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