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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Free-loading Voyeur
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
lake dysfunction pozpig
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Free-loading Voyeur
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
lake dysfunction pozpig
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
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  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
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Same
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  09/10/24
BANGARANG
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  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Free-loading Voyeur
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
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  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
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lake dysfunction pozpig
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Buff curious pistol
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I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
lake dysfunction pozpig
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
narrow-minded station potus
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
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  09/10/24
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lollercausting HARD ITT
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  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Floppy cheese-eating dog poop
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Free-loading Voyeur
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
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  11/26/24
1800000
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Free-loading Voyeur

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: lake dysfunction pozpig

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Free-loading Voyeur

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: lake dysfunction pozpig

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: emerald galvanic casino gay wizard

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: emerald galvanic casino gay wizard

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Chocolate indecent electric furnace shrine

Same

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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: emerald galvanic casino gay wizard

BANGARANG

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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Free-loading Voyeur

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: emerald galvanic casino gay wizard

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Free-loading Voyeur

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: lake dysfunction pozpig



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Buff curious pistol



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Thriller magenta point private investor



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: lake dysfunction pozpig

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: narrow-minded station potus

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Abode Filthpig

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Free-loading Voyeur



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Maniacal pontificating meetinghouse personal credit line



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: emerald galvanic casino gay wizard

lollercausting HARD ITT

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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: Rose laser beams



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Dark Dashing Base



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Dark Dashing Base



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Floppy cheese-eating dog poop

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Free-loading Voyeur

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: indigo messiness

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: canary knife party of the first part

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



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