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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
know-it-all hominid
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
Soul-stirring clear stage
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
know-it-all hominid
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
Soul-stirring clear stage
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
cream gas station
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
supple impertinent forum
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
know-it-all hominid
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
Sable mediation police squad
  09/19/24
expected OP to be snoot
Razzle kink-friendly indian lodge
  09/18/24
...
saffron swollen sex offender multi-billionaire
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
Big amethyst patrolman
  09/18/24
...
Lavender Seedy National
  09/19/24
...
razzmatazz sapphire range jew
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
buff turdskin internal respiration
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
Ruddy Wonderful Native
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
Ocher soggy tanning salon knife
  10/04/24


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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: know-it-all hominid

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring clear stage

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2...id#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: know-it-all hominid

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring clear stage

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2...id#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: cream gas station

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: supple impertinent forum

What was your best joke

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: know-it-all hominid

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Sable mediation police squad

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2...id#48110055)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Razzle kink-friendly indian lodge

expected OP to be snoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2...id#48106676)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: saffron swollen sex offender multi-billionaire



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Big amethyst patrolman

whats the deal with that?

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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Lavender Seedy National



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz sapphire range jew



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: buff turdskin internal respiration

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2...id#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Ruddy Wonderful Native

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Ocher soggy tanning salon knife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2...id#48165203)