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rarely asked question, how the fuck did Vance get into venture capital?

and get rich, he goes from a second year biglaw drone to 100...
territorial center
  10/25/24
He met Peter Thiel.
Rose brunch
  10/25/24
as a second year at sidley?
territorial center
  10/25/24
https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2024/07/16/jd-...
Rose brunch
  10/25/24
...
Vigorous amber personal credit line
  10/25/24
Venture capital is what the top 5-10% of grads from Wharton ...
sadistic pistol psychic
  10/25/24
but you don't make any money in two fucking years, you need ...
territorial center
  10/25/24
They get insane bonuses and early investment opportunities
sadistic pistol psychic
  10/25/24
Thiel literally just gave him a bunch of Monopoly money
apoplectic aphrodisiac parlour
  10/25/24
but why? Why JD fucking Vance?
territorial center
  10/25/24
???? If I was a right wing billionaire I’d give him...
apoplectic aphrodisiac parlour
  10/25/24
but he wasn't then, usually some buttfucking is in order fro...
territorial center
  10/25/24
peter thiel's taste in tops is extremely idiosyncratic
vibrant azure library
  10/25/24
but does it really just come down to that, some rich fag saw...
territorial center
  10/25/24
a chubby YLS top to dominate his mind, soul, and anus? sure,...
vibrant azure library
  10/25/24
life just isn't fair
territorial center
  10/25/24
this is all a horrible misunderstanding. you were supposed t...
vibrant azure library
  10/25/24
I would have excelled in my role, damn fine service, damn fi...
territorial center
  10/25/24
If I was a billionaire I’d spend all my time finding t...
apoplectic aphrodisiac parlour
  10/25/24
finding them as 1L's?
territorial center
  10/25/24
The earlier the better
apoplectic aphrodisiac parlour
  10/25/24
Maybe Peter Thiel bangs his hires? Hence his opposition to w...
Thriller Henna Stag Film Internal Respiration
  10/25/24
Via Peter Thiel's penis
cruel-hearted kink-friendly therapy
  10/25/24
aspie thread. it was a sinecure thiel offered to rising righ...
supple corner
  10/25/24
but that still leaves the question unanswered, why him?
territorial center
  10/25/24
well he'd already been id'd and groomed for the role by righ...
supple corner
  10/25/24
probably about right, but there still must have been a humal...
territorial center
  10/25/24
i wouldn't be surprised. somehow he proved himself pliable e...
supple corner
  10/25/24
I already proposed buttfucking and I think it stands as the ...
territorial center
  10/25/24
Why do you normie proles have all these goofy delusions abou...
apoplectic aphrodisiac parlour
  10/25/24
that does nothing to explain jd vance
territorial center
  10/25/24
Isn't that what the Hillbilly Elegy movie was?
Sepia Gaming Laptop
  10/25/24
why in the fuck would I watch that trash?
territorial center
  10/25/24
cr. he checked the boxes marine/ohio/competent/yale ls. and ...
razzle-dazzle national
  10/25/24
I'm not sure the timeline is definitive, but was he recruite...
stimulating school cafeteria
  10/25/24
it was before apparently
territorial center
  10/25/24
The answer to all of this is Amy Tiger Mom Chua
fluffy soul-stirring really tough guy
  10/25/24
...
Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard
  11/06/24


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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:03 PM
Author: territorial center

and get rich, he goes from a second year biglaw drone to 100 absurdly fast, wtf actually went on there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48240870)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: Rose brunch

He met Peter Thiel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48240873)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: territorial center

as a second year at sidley?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48240875)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Rose brunch

https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2024/07/16/jd-vance-and-peter-thiel-what-to-know-about-the-relationship-between-trumps-vp-pick-and-the-billionaire/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48240877)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: Vigorous amber personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48240876)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: sadistic pistol psychic

Venture capital is what the top 5-10% of grads from Wharton UG strive for. I'm sure it's a higher % at Harvard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48240881)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:09 PM
Author: territorial center

but you don't make any money in two fucking years, you need to be the guy with capital for that, he was a senator almost straight out of law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48240884)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: sadistic pistol psychic

They get insane bonuses and early investment opportunities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241569)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:37 PM
Author: apoplectic aphrodisiac parlour

Thiel literally just gave him a bunch of Monopoly money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48240964)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: territorial center

but why? Why JD fucking Vance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48240973)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: apoplectic aphrodisiac parlour

????

If I was a right wing billionaire I’d give him money too. He’s the only competent right wing politician currently alive lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48240982)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:43 PM
Author: territorial center

but he wasn't then, usually some buttfucking is in order from what I can gather of the news lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241235)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:50 PM
Author: vibrant azure library

peter thiel's taste in tops is extremely idiosyncratic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241256)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:53 PM
Author: territorial center

but does it really just come down to that, some rich fag saw a chubby top he'd like to bone and he might be vp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241271)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:57 PM
Author: vibrant azure library

a chubby YLS top to dominate his mind, soul, and anus? sure, why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241287)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:58 PM
Author: territorial center

life just isn't fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241289)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:08 PM
Author: vibrant azure library

this is all a horrible misunderstanding. you were supposed to be the sex pet of an insatiable power bottom billionaire with humiliation fetishes so intricate they would've made foucault blush

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241323)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: territorial center

I would have excelled in my role, damn fine service, damn fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241333)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: apoplectic aphrodisiac parlour

If I was a billionaire I’d spend all my time finding the most capable ambitious and ruthless people who shared my worldview and give them as much money as I could

It’s an investment with by far the highest return possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241312)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: territorial center

finding them as 1L's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241316)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: apoplectic aphrodisiac parlour

The earlier the better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241346)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:17 PM
Author: Thriller Henna Stag Film Internal Respiration

Maybe Peter Thiel bangs his hires? Hence his opposition to wokeness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241350)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: cruel-hearted kink-friendly therapy

Via Peter Thiel's penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241351)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: supple corner

aspie thread. it was a sinecure thiel offered to rising right wing politician, to help launch his political career. vance wasn't actually grinding spreadsheets or probably even doing much of anything. thiel was just giving vance colorable resume fodder while he introduced him to the right people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241353)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: territorial center

but that still leaves the question unanswered, why him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241357)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: supple corner

well he'd already been id'd and groomed for the role by right wing yls faculty, which just punts the question back a few years. probably some combination of thinking he was smart, an ideological fellow traveler, had a sale-able background, and was poor and unconnected enough that they could essentially own him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241370)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:25 PM
Author: territorial center

probably about right, but there still must have been a humaliation ritual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241375)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:27 PM
Author: supple corner

i wouldn't be surprised. somehow he proved himself pliable enough to be trusted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241378)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: territorial center

I already proposed buttfucking and I think it stands as the best working hypothesis we've got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241381)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:29 PM
Author: apoplectic aphrodisiac parlour

Why do you normie proles have all these goofy delusions about how rich/famous people are somehow magically different from everyone else

People give money, favors, etc to people who they like. Just like you and me. I'm nice to people because I like them, not because I want to indebt them to me in the future. In turn, they will be nice to me, and I will have set them up to be nice to others who are like us. It's like a tribe, or a club. Of people who are like you - who you actually like and care about, and who share your values and vision for the world

The only difference between us and them is they have way more money and ability to give favors and access than we do. You and I are putting in a good word for our friend's son for the 13 year old select baseball team. They are putting in a good word for a fellow traveler for a hedge fund. It's a quantitative not qualitative difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241382)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: territorial center

that does nothing to explain jd vance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241386)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Sepia Gaming Laptop

Isn't that what the Hillbilly Elegy movie was?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241384)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: territorial center

why in the fuck would I watch that trash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241390)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle national

cr. he checked the boxes marine/ohio/competent/yale ls. and this has been in motion for 20 years now which when you think about it is a lifetime. its probably not a blueprint for success going forward but 10-20 years ago was a totally different world. the best part is a halfassed millennial woman wouldve gotten pushed up the ladder just as fast for no reason other than shes a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241361)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: stimulating school cafeteria

I'm not sure the timeline is definitive, but was he recruited after Hillbilly Elegy?

Like who wouldn't want to hire a former marine Yale Law Grad to begin with? And if you add in best selling author...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241784)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: territorial center

it was before apparently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241812)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 10:46 PM
Author: fluffy soul-stirring really tough guy

The answer to all of this is Amy Tiger Mom Chua

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241793)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:52 AM
Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48296764)