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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church...
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cousin on her moms side or dads
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: Emerald trailer park circlehead

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Clear Base

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Emerald trailer park circlehead

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Lascivious giraffe

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: aggressive talented station pisswyrm



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: boyish hateful regret stag film

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Sinister Senate



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: ruby deer antler shitlib



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Bearded Abode



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: purple organic girlfriend



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: purple organic girlfriend



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Lascivious giraffe



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: Beta Forum

LMFAO

truly 180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Emerald trailer park circlehead

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: Beta Forum

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Emerald trailer park circlehead

One for the books lmao

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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: purple organic girlfriend



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: bisexual odious new version

Ok but why stop drinking

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac public bath



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: Aromatic Multi-billionaire



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: aggressive talented station pisswyrm



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy sneaky criminal hunting ground



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Provocative copper point genital piercing



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: multi-colored duck-like range hairy legs



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: garnet milk boiling water



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: erotic shimmering pit private investor

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Emerald trailer park circlehead

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: erotic shimmering pit private investor

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Emerald trailer park circlehead

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: erotic shimmering pit private investor



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: peach ceo stock car

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser mint windowlicker

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Exhilarant cheese-eating striped hyena heaven

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Emerald trailer park circlehead

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: erotic shimmering pit private investor



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy sneaky criminal hunting ground



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: titillating violet field



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: ultramarine narrow-minded blood rage



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: multi-colored duck-like range hairy legs



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Effete soggy stain



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: vibrant sooty gas station



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Ebony mildly autistic persian french chef

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Emerald trailer park circlehead

This.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy sneaky criminal hunting ground

so much this

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Beta Forum



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: purple organic girlfriend



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: peach ceo stock car

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: henna disgusting messiness

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Walnut naked skinny woman



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Navy 180 keepsake machete stage

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: aggressive talented station pisswyrm



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: hot concupiscible prole party of the first part

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: erotic shimmering pit private investor

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: peach ceo stock car

that's the difference

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Sinister Senate



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Provocative copper point genital piercing



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Walnut naked skinny woman



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: purple organic girlfriend



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: multi-colored duck-like range hairy legs



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Emerald trailer park circlehead

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy sneaky criminal hunting ground

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Glittery Stead

JM is getting subtler with age

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: underhanded cyan twinkling uncleanness

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: White Affirmative Action Crackhouse

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Slimy Mauve Double Fault Set

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Emerald trailer park circlehead

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Provocative copper point genital piercing

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Saffron Institution Dog Poop

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: purple organic girlfriend



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM
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