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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crawly organic girlfriend liquid oxygen

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: comical knife

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crawly organic girlfriend liquid oxygen

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: stimulating brindle jew piazza

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: Aromatic pocket flask



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: talented reading party

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: insecure fantasy-prone dysfunction blood rage



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: drab coldplay fan twinkling uncleanness

LMFAO

truly 180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crawly organic girlfriend liquid oxygen

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: drab coldplay fan twinkling uncleanness

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crawly organic girlfriend liquid oxygen

One for the books lmao

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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: pearl love of her life principal's office

Ok but why stop drinking

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: confused forum legend



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: Mahogany Misanthropic Kitty Cat



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: Abusive galvanic whorehouse candlestick maker

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crawly organic girlfriend liquid oxygen

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Abusive galvanic whorehouse candlestick maker

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crawly organic girlfriend liquid oxygen

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Abusive galvanic whorehouse candlestick maker



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Saffron Passionate Theatre Wagecucks

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: talking supple halford meetinghouse

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Slate thriller casino athletic conference

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crawly organic girlfriend liquid oxygen

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Abusive galvanic whorehouse candlestick maker



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: confused forum legend



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Mahogany Misanthropic Kitty Cat



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Hideous appetizing brethren

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling crawly organic girlfriend liquid oxygen

This.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: confused forum legend

so much this

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: drab coldplay fan twinkling uncleanness



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: chartreuse mother rehab



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Saffron Passionate Theatre Wagecucks

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Demanding 180 becky

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Gay bearded theater



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: crystalline arousing corn cake

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Aromatic pocket flask



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: harsh orange school cafeteria

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Abusive galvanic whorehouse candlestick maker

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Saffron Passionate Theatre Wagecucks

that's the difference

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: insecure fantasy-prone dysfunction blood rage



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Mahogany Misanthropic Kitty Cat



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling crawly organic girlfriend liquid oxygen

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: confused forum legend

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: puce boyish patrolman

JM is getting subtler with age

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Glittery amber digit ratio mediation

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: hairraiser tanning salon alpha

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Flatulent hunting ground degenerate

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling crawly organic girlfriend liquid oxygen

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Den

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Gold cruel-hearted giraffe mexican

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: chartreuse mother rehab



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: habeas penem



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