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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: razzmatazz snowy french chef nursing home

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Splenetic Boiling Water Locus

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: razzmatazz snowy french chef nursing home

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Buff Bearded Market Water Buffalo

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: Motley National Persian



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: aqua bearded field volcanic crater

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: cyan beady-eyed brunch



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Filthy painfully honest really tough guy area



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: Silver impertinent community account



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Dashing indigo circlehead piazza



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: chartreuse pontificating range



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: chartreuse pontificating range



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Buff Bearded Market Water Buffalo



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: Coral Theater Sneaky Criminal

LMFAO

truly 180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: razzmatazz snowy french chef nursing home

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: Coral Theater Sneaky Criminal

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: razzmatazz snowy french chef nursing home

One for the books lmao

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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: chartreuse pontificating range



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Mustard demanding library messiness



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: grizzly provocative trust fund



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Supple Hot Church Ratface



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: mint gas station

Ok but why stop drinking

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: black cracking milk property



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: at-the-ready regret



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Motley National Persian



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Cerebral Dark Site Tattoo



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: mahogany reading party center



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: grizzly provocative trust fund



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Translucent sick jew karate



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: very tactful stage

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: razzmatazz snowy french chef nursing home

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: very tactful stage

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz snowy french chef nursing home

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424433)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: very tactful stage



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Nubile aggressive ticket booth

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Stirring mauve lay

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: vigorous boltzmann meetinghouse

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz snowy french chef nursing home

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: very tactful stage



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Cerebral Dark Site Tattoo



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Shimmering University Roommate



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: Stimulating cerise kitchen coffee pot



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: grizzly provocative trust fund



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: high-end blathering useless brakes



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Primrose Orchestra Pit Death Wish



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: maniacal adulterous public bath associate

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz snowy french chef nursing home

This.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Cerebral Dark Site Tattoo

so much this

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Coral Theater Sneaky Criminal



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: chartreuse pontificating range



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Nubile aggressive ticket booth

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Spectacular Son Of Senegal

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Flesh floppy whorehouse quadroon



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Ocher Plaza

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Motley National Persian



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: stubborn resort

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: very tactful stage

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Nubile aggressive ticket booth

that's the difference

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: cyan beady-eyed brunch



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Splenetic Boiling Water Locus



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Coral Theater Sneaky Criminal



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: mahogany reading party center



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Flesh floppy whorehouse quadroon



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: chartreuse pontificating range



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: grizzly provocative trust fund



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz snowy french chef nursing home

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: Cerebral Dark Site Tattoo

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Glassy den main people

JM is getting subtler with age

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Harsh Pocket Flask

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Sticky clear antidepressant drug hairy legs

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: hideous big-titted church building chad

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz snowy french chef nursing home

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: mahogany reading party center

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: slimy iridescent goal in life indian lodge

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: nudist plum round eye locale



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: chartreuse pontificating range



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: habeas penem



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