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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
yellow ceo affirmative action
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
balding bespoke mexican
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Chest-beating half-breed hospital
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
iridescent haunting double fault tattoo
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
trip step-uncle's house
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
yellow ceo affirmative action
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
trip step-uncle's house
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
iridescent haunting double fault tattoo
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
trip step-uncle's house
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
iridescent haunting double fault tattoo
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
trip step-uncle's house
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
iridescent haunting double fault tattoo
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
trip step-uncle's house
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
yellow ceo affirmative action
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
trip step-uncle's house
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
iridescent haunting double fault tattoo
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
trip step-uncle's house
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
aggressive church boiling water
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
trip step-uncle's house
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
aggressive church boiling water
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
trip step-uncle's house
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Glittery tripping piazza blood rage
  04/08/25
that's rude
trip step-uncle's house
  04/08/25
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yellow ceo affirmative action
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
shivering brunch
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
iridescent haunting double fault tattoo
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Diverse dilemma
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
trip step-uncle's house
  04/08/25
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yellow ceo affirmative action
  04/08/25
...
trip step-uncle's house
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
yellow ceo affirmative action
  04/09/25
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yellow ceo affirmative action
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
pale insane scourge upon the earth chapel
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Razzmatazz Hell Dog Poop
  04/09/25
Ty
trip step-uncle's house
  04/09/25
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misunderstood stage goyim
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
low-t legal warrant locale
  04/09/25
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trip step-uncle's house
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Dark sinister gaping
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
trip step-uncle's house
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
trip step-uncle's house
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
gaped out-of-control becky
  05/02/25
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trip step-uncle's house
  05/12/25
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trip step-uncle's house
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
trip step-uncle's house
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Razzmatazz Hell Dog Poop
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
trip step-uncle's house
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
aggressive church boiling water
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
trip step-uncle's house
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
aggressive church boiling water
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
puce fluffy juggernaut casino
  06/03/25
...
trip step-uncle's house
  06/26/25
OP?
trip step-uncle's house
  06/27/25
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trip step-uncle's house
  07/09/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: yellow ceo affirmative action

crickets

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: balding bespoke mexican

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Chest-beating half-breed hospital

jews never not screwing over the goyim

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: iridescent haunting double fault tattoo

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: yellow ceo affirmative action

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: iridescent haunting double fault tattoo

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: iridescent haunting double fault tattoo

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: iridescent haunting double fault tattoo

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: yellow ceo affirmative action

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: iridescent haunting double fault tattoo

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: aggressive church boiling water

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: aggressive church boiling water

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Glittery tripping piazza blood rage

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: yellow ceo affirmative action



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: shivering brunch

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: iridescent haunting double fault tattoo

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Diverse dilemma

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: yellow ceo affirmative action



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: yellow ceo affirmative action

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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: yellow ceo affirmative action



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: pale insane scourge upon the earth chapel

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Hell Dog Poop

chandler stays winning

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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: misunderstood stage goyim



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: low-t legal warrant locale

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Dark sinister gaping

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: gaped out-of-control becky

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: trip step-uncle's house



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Hell Dog Poop

never bet against HCK

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: aggressive church boiling water

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: aggressive church boiling water

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: puce fluffy juggernaut casino

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: trip step-uncle's house



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house



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