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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Twisted henna heaven
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
At-the-ready Talking Home
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
supple know-it-all garrison
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Alcoholic galvanic sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Twisted henna heaven
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Alcoholic galvanic sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Alcoholic galvanic sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Alcoholic galvanic sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Twisted henna heaven
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Alcoholic galvanic sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
irradiated crackhouse jap
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
irradiated crackhouse jap
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Saffron stag film pistol
  04/08/25
that's rude
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  04/08/25
...
Twisted henna heaven
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
chocolate lodge
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Alcoholic galvanic sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Smoky generalized bond
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  04/08/25
...
Twisted henna heaven
  04/08/25
...
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Twisted henna heaven
  04/09/25
...
Twisted henna heaven
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Excitant den
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Appetizing Brindle Locale
  04/09/25
Ty
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  04/09/25
...
Copper Swashbuckling Whorehouse Striped Hyena
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
arrogant shrine becky
  04/09/25
...
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
startled area turdskin
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Charismatic filthy business firm
  05/02/25
...
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  05/12/25
...
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Appetizing Brindle Locale
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
irradiated crackhouse jap
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
irradiated crackhouse jap
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Tripping parlor
  06/03/25
...
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  06/26/25
OP?
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  06/27/25
...
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  07/09/25
...
Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag
  07/31/25
...
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Twisted henna heaven

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: At-the-ready Talking Home

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: supple know-it-all garrison

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Alcoholic galvanic sweet tailpipe

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Twisted henna heaven

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Alcoholic galvanic sweet tailpipe

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Alcoholic galvanic sweet tailpipe

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic galvanic sweet tailpipe

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Twisted henna heaven

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic galvanic sweet tailpipe

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: irradiated crackhouse jap

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: irradiated crackhouse jap

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Saffron stag film pistol

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Twisted henna heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: chocolate lodge

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Alcoholic galvanic sweet tailpipe

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Smoky generalized bond

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Twisted henna heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Twisted henna heaven

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Twisted henna heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Excitant den

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Appetizing Brindle Locale

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Copper Swashbuckling Whorehouse Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: arrogant shrine becky

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: startled area turdskin

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Charismatic filthy business firm

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Appetizing Brindle Locale

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: irradiated crackhouse jap

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: irradiated crackhouse jap

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Tripping parlor

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac sooty university nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#49331552)