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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
outnumbered massive stag film
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
bespoke pit personal credit line
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Infuriating provocative point
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Unhinged maize office liquid oxygen
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Beta mewling national knife
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
outnumbered massive stag film
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Beta mewling national knife
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Unhinged maize office liquid oxygen
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Beta mewling national knife
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Unhinged maize office liquid oxygen
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Beta mewling national knife
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Unhinged maize office liquid oxygen
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Beta mewling national knife
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
outnumbered massive stag film
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Beta mewling national knife
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Unhinged maize office liquid oxygen
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Beta mewling national knife
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
fighting yarmulke tattoo
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Beta mewling national knife
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
fighting yarmulke tattoo
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Beta mewling national knife
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
curious crotch partner
  04/08/25
that's rude
Beta mewling national knife
  04/08/25
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outnumbered massive stag film
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
very tactful center
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Unhinged maize office liquid oxygen
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Racy grizzly round eye
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Beta mewling national knife
  04/08/25
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outnumbered massive stag film
  04/08/25
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Beta mewling national knife
  04/09/25
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outnumbered massive stag film
  04/09/25
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outnumbered massive stag film
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
know-it-all field lettuce
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Demanding talented police squad theatre
  04/09/25
Ty
Beta mewling national knife
  04/09/25
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Mind-boggling windowlicker bawdyhouse
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
wild deer antler
  04/09/25
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Beta mewling national knife
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
bipolar candlestick maker site
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Beta mewling national knife
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Beta mewling national knife
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Spruce sanctuary
  05/02/25
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Beta mewling national knife
  05/12/25
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Beta mewling national knife
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Beta mewling national knife
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Demanding talented police squad theatre
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Beta mewling national knife
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
fighting yarmulke tattoo
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Beta mewling national knife
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
fighting yarmulke tattoo
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
cerebral plaza
  06/03/25
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Beta mewling national knife
  06/26/25
OP?
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  06/27/25
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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: outnumbered massive stag film

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: bespoke pit personal credit line

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Infuriating provocative point

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Unhinged maize office liquid oxygen

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Beta mewling national knife

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: outnumbered massive stag film

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Beta mewling national knife

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Unhinged maize office liquid oxygen

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Beta mewling national knife

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Unhinged maize office liquid oxygen

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Beta mewling national knife

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Unhinged maize office liquid oxygen

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Beta mewling national knife

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: outnumbered massive stag film

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Beta mewling national knife

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Unhinged maize office liquid oxygen

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Beta mewling national knife

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: fighting yarmulke tattoo

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Beta mewling national knife

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: fighting yarmulke tattoo

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Beta mewling national knife

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: curious crotch partner

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Beta mewling national knife

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: outnumbered massive stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: very tactful center

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Unhinged maize office liquid oxygen

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Racy grizzly round eye

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Beta mewling national knife

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: outnumbered massive stag film



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Beta mewling national knife



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: outnumbered massive stag film

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: outnumbered massive stag film



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: know-it-all field lettuce

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Demanding talented police squad theatre

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Beta mewling national knife

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling windowlicker bawdyhouse



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: wild deer antler

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Beta mewling national knife



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: bipolar candlestick maker site

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Beta mewling national knife

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Beta mewling national knife

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Spruce sanctuary

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Beta mewling national knife



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Beta mewling national knife



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Beta mewling national knife

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Demanding talented police squad theatre

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Beta mewling national knife

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: fighting yarmulke tattoo

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Beta mewling national knife

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: fighting yarmulke tattoo

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: cerebral plaza

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Beta mewling national knife



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Beta mewling national knife

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Beta mewling national knife



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