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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Swashbuckling Onyx Space Mediation
  06/30/25
wow lol
Buck-toothed legend
  06/30/25
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cracking newt parlour
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Buck-toothed legend
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Swashbuckling Onyx Space Mediation
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Vibrant opaque stag film
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Swashbuckling Onyx Space Mediation
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
marvelous dead station
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
cocky appetizing site
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Buck-toothed legend
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
mind-boggling property
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Swashbuckling Onyx Space Mediation
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
cocky appetizing site
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Concupiscible Base
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Buck-toothed legend
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Swashbuckling Onyx Space Mediation
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
ultramarine address
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
aquamarine knife
  06/30/25
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gaped area
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Filthy puppy
  06/30/25
...
Swashbuckling Onyx Space Mediation
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Nubile piazza jew
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
citrine community account
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Charismatic selfie
  06/30/25
...
mind-boggling property
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Concupiscible Base
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
chartreuse razzmatazz nowag
  07/01/25
...
citrine community account
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
stirring alcoholic hell twinkling uncleanness
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Jet affirmative action
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Stimulating Dilemma Yarmulke
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
garnet vigorous theater
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
exhilarant erotic son of senegal home
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
chest-beating round eye
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Onyx Space Mediation

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Buck-toothed legend

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: cracking newt parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Buck-toothed legend

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Onyx Space Mediation

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Vibrant opaque stag film

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Onyx Space Mediation

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: marvelous dead station

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: cocky appetizing site

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Buck-toothed legend

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling property

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Onyx Space Mediation

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: cocky appetizing site

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Concupiscible Base

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Buck-toothed legend

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Onyx Space Mediation

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: ultramarine address

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: aquamarine knife

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: gaped area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Filthy puppy

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Onyx Space Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Nubile piazza jew

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: citrine community account

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Charismatic selfie

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: mind-boggling property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Concupiscible Base

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: chartreuse razzmatazz nowag

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: citrine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic hell twinkling uncleanness

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Jet affirmative action

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Stimulating Dilemma Yarmulke

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: garnet vigorous theater

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: exhilarant erotic son of senegal home

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: chest-beating round eye

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065360)