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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
angry psychic orchestra pit
  06/30/25
wow lol
Walnut cuckold sandwich
  06/30/25
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exhilarant boiling water
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Walnut cuckold sandwich
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
angry psychic orchestra pit
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Red Native Candlestick Maker
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
angry psychic orchestra pit
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
fiercely-loyal sticky theater
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Salmon chest-beating electric furnace
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Walnut cuckold sandwich
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
navy casino
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
angry psychic orchestra pit
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Salmon chest-beating electric furnace
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
mahogany haunting skinny woman
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Walnut cuckold sandwich
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
angry psychic orchestra pit
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Startling Soul-stirring Home
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
unhinged pink prole nibblets
  06/30/25
...
Effete Laughsome Philosopher-king
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Motley school
  06/30/25
...
angry psychic orchestra pit
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Awkward base factory reset button
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Buff Legal Warrant Piazza
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
wonderful theatre faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
...
navy casino
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
mahogany haunting skinny woman
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
chestnut deer antler meetinghouse
  07/01/25
...
Buff Legal Warrant Piazza
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
dull background story cumskin
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
avocado racy point
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Mustard blood rage pisswyrm
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Bat shit crazy swashbuckling boltzmann locus
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
duck-like vigorous lettuce market
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
titillating mood
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: angry psychic orchestra pit

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Walnut cuckold sandwich

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: exhilarant boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Walnut cuckold sandwich

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: angry psychic orchestra pit

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Red Native Candlestick Maker

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: angry psychic orchestra pit

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal sticky theater

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Salmon chest-beating electric furnace

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Walnut cuckold sandwich

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: navy casino

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: angry psychic orchestra pit

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Salmon chest-beating electric furnace

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: mahogany haunting skinny woman

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Walnut cuckold sandwich

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: angry psychic orchestra pit

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Startling Soul-stirring Home

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: unhinged pink prole nibblets

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Effete Laughsome Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Motley school

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: angry psychic orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Awkward base factory reset button

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Buff Legal Warrant Piazza

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: wonderful theatre faggot firefighter

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: navy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: mahogany haunting skinny woman

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: chestnut deer antler meetinghouse

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Buff Legal Warrant Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: dull background story cumskin

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: avocado racy point

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Mustard blood rage pisswyrm

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy swashbuckling boltzmann locus

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: duck-like vigorous lettuce market

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: titillating mood

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065360)