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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
amber zippy university mental disorder
  06/30/25
wow lol
ebony hominid preventive strike
  06/30/25
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Sable electric theater
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
ebony hominid preventive strike
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
amber zippy university mental disorder
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Costumed translucent hairy legs
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
amber zippy university mental disorder
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Lemon tripping forum
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
glittery factory reset button
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
ebony hominid preventive strike
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Galvanic chapel ratface
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
amber zippy university mental disorder
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
glittery factory reset button
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Adventurous double fault
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
ebony hominid preventive strike
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
amber zippy university mental disorder
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Exciting lay blood rage
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Brindle hell
  06/30/25
...
Coral doobsian parlor voyeur
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Chrome rigpig shrine
  06/30/25
...
amber zippy university mental disorder
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
slippery aromatic house
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
impressive fragrant abode
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
big garnet field generalized bond
  06/30/25
...
Galvanic chapel ratface
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Adventurous double fault
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
vivacious crotch
  07/01/25
...
impressive fragrant abode
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
onyx concupiscible cuckoldry
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Lilac frum coffee pot pit
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
exhilarant karate twinkling uncleanness
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Cerebral sapphire persian ticket booth
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
clear passionate stead gaming laptop
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Stimulating ladyboy orchestra pit
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: amber zippy university mental disorder

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: ebony hominid preventive strike

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Sable electric theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: ebony hominid preventive strike

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: amber zippy university mental disorder

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Costumed translucent hairy legs

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: amber zippy university mental disorder

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Lemon tripping forum

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: glittery factory reset button

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: ebony hominid preventive strike

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Galvanic chapel ratface

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: amber zippy university mental disorder

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: glittery factory reset button

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Adventurous double fault

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: ebony hominid preventive strike

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: amber zippy university mental disorder

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Exciting lay blood rage

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Brindle hell

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Coral doobsian parlor voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Chrome rigpig shrine

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: amber zippy university mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: slippery aromatic house

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: impressive fragrant abode

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: big garnet field generalized bond

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Galvanic chapel ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Adventurous double fault

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: vivacious crotch

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: impressive fragrant abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: onyx concupiscible cuckoldry

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Lilac frum coffee pot pit

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: exhilarant karate twinkling uncleanness

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Cerebral sapphire persian ticket booth

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: clear passionate stead gaming laptop

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Stimulating ladyboy orchestra pit

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065360)