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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Mischievous impertinent institution
  06/30/25
wow lol
Hairraiser Stag Film Yarmulke
  06/30/25
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Bronze pungent gaming laptop
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Hairraiser Stag Film Yarmulke
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Mischievous impertinent institution
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
black fragrant regret cumskin
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Mischievous impertinent institution
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
histrionic maroon national
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
vermilion cerebral indirect expression laser beams
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Hairraiser Stag Film Yarmulke
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Galvanic judgmental center
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Mischievous impertinent institution
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
vermilion cerebral indirect expression laser beams
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Laughsome flickering hell toilet seat
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Hairraiser Stag Film Yarmulke
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Mischievous impertinent institution
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Odious Startled Azn
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Frozen tanning salon
  06/30/25
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Scarlet Business Firm Background Story
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
bateful space faggotry
  06/30/25
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Mischievous impertinent institution
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Razzmatazz Pit Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
topaz stirring shrine
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
curious piazza
  06/30/25
...
Galvanic judgmental center
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Laughsome flickering hell toilet seat
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
impressive parlour french chef
  07/01/25
...
topaz stirring shrine
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Outnumbered sneaky criminal lodge
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Vivacious aqua home
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
chestnut wonderful theater electric furnace
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Electric Pervert
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
glittery tan ticket booth old irish cottage
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
appetizing church round eye
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Mischievous impertinent institution

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Hairraiser Stag Film Yarmulke

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Bronze pungent gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Hairraiser Stag Film Yarmulke

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Mischievous impertinent institution

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: black fragrant regret cumskin

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Mischievous impertinent institution

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: histrionic maroon national

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: vermilion cerebral indirect expression laser beams

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Hairraiser Stag Film Yarmulke

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Galvanic judgmental center

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Mischievous impertinent institution

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: vermilion cerebral indirect expression laser beams

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Laughsome flickering hell toilet seat

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Hairraiser Stag Film Yarmulke

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Mischievous impertinent institution

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Odious Startled Azn

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Frozen tanning salon

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Scarlet Business Firm Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: bateful space faggotry

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Mischievous impertinent institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Pit Queen Of The Night

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: topaz stirring shrine

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: curious piazza

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Galvanic judgmental center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Laughsome flickering hell toilet seat

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: impressive parlour french chef

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: topaz stirring shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Outnumbered sneaky criminal lodge

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Vivacious aqua home

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: chestnut wonderful theater electric furnace

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Electric Pervert

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: glittery tan ticket booth old irish cottage

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: appetizing church round eye

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065360)