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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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lilac cruel-hearted parlour
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
charismatic pea-brained boistinker church
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
Medicated Spectacular Home Degenerate
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OP is JM
Buck-toothed national
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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send reinforcements
supple olive nibblets
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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contagious hell juggernaut
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: contagious hell juggernaut

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: high-end deranged locale codepig

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hall tank



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: red pisswyrm black woman



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: charismatic pea-brained boistinker church



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac insecure station nowag



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: cracking umber casino boiling water



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Citrine Step-uncle's House



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: tripping rigpig school cafeteria



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy abode



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Slippery apoplectic yarmulke house



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: lilac cruel-hearted parlour



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: charismatic pea-brained boistinker church

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Medicated Spectacular Home Degenerate

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Buck-toothed national

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Swollen idea he suggested

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: contagious hell juggernaut

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: aquamarine market mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: grizzly gaming laptop

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Swollen idea he suggested



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Deep Vivacious Internal Respiration



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal beady-eyed stain partner



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy abode



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: lilac cruel-hearted parlour



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: red pisswyrm black woman



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: supple olive nibblets

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: vibrant haunting death wish

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: contagious hell juggernaut

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: cracking umber casino boiling water

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Shivering wagecucks

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: tripping rigpig school cafeteria

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Puce love of her life community account



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: White Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Laughsome painfully honest halford

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: contagious hell juggernaut

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: red pisswyrm black woman



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: lilac cruel-hearted parlour



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: aquamarine market mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Stimulating plaza



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Swollen idea he suggested



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