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Most insane date I’ve ever been on (Hinge/Bumble)
| marvelous khaki rehab rigpig | 07/11/25 |
| talented adulterous gas station | 07/11/25 |
| lascivious giraffe | 07/11/25 |
| Boyish silver sex offender | 07/11/25 |
| marvelous khaki rehab rigpig | 07/11/25 |
| lascivious giraffe | 07/11/25 |
| aromatic codepig brunch | 07/11/25 |
| Hot Violent Candlestick Maker Kitchen | 07/11/25 |
| Mewling vigorous dilemma | 07/11/25 |
| mildly autistic stage | 07/11/25 |
| Wonderful boistinker boiling water | 07/11/25 |
| Narrow-minded Step-uncle's House Juggernaut | 07/11/25 |
| cruel-hearted bossy rigor queen of the night | 07/11/25 |
| marvelous khaki rehab rigpig | 07/11/25 |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: marvelous khaki rehab rigpig I told this 5’2 chick who was exactly my type I’m 5’11 (I’m really 5’10). She seemed like “ok cool” so I didn’t expect much when I met her. I get there and she’s glowing when she sees me telling me how happy she is to meet me etc. I’m like wow this is cool. And she’s much hotter in real life and amazing personality.
I tell her at dinner I’m shocked she likes me because I’m short and most girls are obsessed with height. She said she didn’t notice and doesn’t care about height. Said I’m so handsome and have amazing hair and that I’m jacked and shes loves that.
I said wait there’s no way you like me. Women love tall men. There’s no way you’re into me.
Then she said ummm yeah I’m into you I think you’re so handsome.
I paused and ate and a taller guy walked by and I pointed to him and I said, “there! That’s a tall man! That’s the type you should be going for you’re super gorgeous no way should you be on a date with a short man like me!”
Then she got quiet and said “you seem very insecure it sucks because I really like you.” I got quiet too.
Then I took a bite of something and my jaw completely locked. I stood up and tried to speak but I couldn’t move my jaw or my mouth. My eyes bulged from my face. She screamed. Then I started foaming at the mouth.
Finally she got up, without helping me, and said “enough, I had enough I’m leaving this is ridiculous I’m leaving.” And then left. Two guys ran over and brought me to the hospital.
These chicks could literally watch you dying in front of them and they won’t help you if it slightly inconveniences them. |
Date: July 11th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: talented adulterous gas station Did the "date" happen to occur in a Red Lobster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49093828) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: lascivious giraffe Red's Lobster 🦞 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49093838) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: Boyish silver sex offender It was a good way to call her bluff that she was really into you. If you were Tall, she never would have left your side and would ride the ambulance with you and have to be dragged from your bedside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49093842) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:05 PM Author: marvelous khaki rehab rigpig Those (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49093846) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:15 PM Author: lascivious giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49093880) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: aromatic codepig brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49093884) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Hot Violent Candlestick Maker Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49093896) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Mewling vigorous dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49094369) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:48 PM Author: mildly autistic stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49094427) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:07 PM Author: Wonderful boistinker boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49093852) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: Narrow-minded Step-uncle's House Juggernaut What a dumb bitch! You lucked out lock jaw tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49093888) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:46 PM Author: cruel-hearted bossy rigor queen of the night Whoa, small world! I watched this go down 🤣
She was super hot, man, but there's plenty of fish in the sea. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:48 PM Author: marvelous khaki rehab rigpig You were the waiter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49094421) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:53 PM Author: Galvanic bearded mexican dopamine Wow poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49094441) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:00 AM Author: mauve trump supporter electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49095074) |