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Annnnnd this is why you never try to hook up with a coworker

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone t...
Alcoholic Flatulent Hell
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floppy school
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cordovan contagious stage
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Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.
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free-loading roast beef rigpig
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What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when...
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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&fo...
Costumed odious state
  07/26/25
180
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Awkward
iridescent coffee pot
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You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday mee...
Costumed odious state
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Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked m...
Alcoholic Flatulent Hell
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bronze address
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no condom, full explosion tp
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t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!!
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follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed t...
stimulating offensive parlour juggernaut
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Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and th...
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she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of th...
boyish theater
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The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely he...
Clear Mood
  07/26/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Big persian church building
  07/26/25
This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated”...
Alcoholic Flatulent Hell
  07/26/25
I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break i...
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The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super int...
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“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my ...
bateful location
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More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining t...
Alcoholic Flatulent Hell
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Be handsome Be attractive Dont be unattractive
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boyish theater
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I’m 6’7
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In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. ...
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Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawye...
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.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
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Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?
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I’m horny as shit lol.
Alcoholic Flatulent Hell
  07/26/25
You should have just paid for an escort.
racy tripping trailer park
  07/26/25
Disgusting.
Alcoholic Flatulent Hell
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You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
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I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a ...
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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Alcoholic Flatulent Hell

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: floppy school

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Tan Reading Party Dilemma

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: stimulating offensive parlour juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: racy tripping trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: cordovan contagious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Brilliant Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: free-loading roast beef rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: gold histrionic library boltzmann

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Costumed odious state

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: out-of-control mustard dingle berry stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: iridescent coffee pot

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Costumed odious state

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Alcoholic Flatulent Hell

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: bronze address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Aggressive travel guidebook field

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: stimulating offensive parlour juggernaut

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: startled copper kitty cat

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Aggressive travel guidebook field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: boyish theater

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Clear Mood

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Big persian church building

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Alcoholic Flatulent Hell

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: hilarious digit ratio business firm

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Alcoholic Flatulent Hell

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: marvelous area private investor

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Aggressive travel guidebook field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: bateful location

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic Flatulent Hell

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: hairraiser gas station windowlicker

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: boyish theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Alcoholic Flatulent Hell

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: magical bespoke turdskin resort

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Wine sandwich telephone

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Alcoholic Flatulent Hell

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Wine sandwich telephone

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Alcoholic Flatulent Hell

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Aggressive travel guidebook field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: house-broken pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: lsd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: racy tripping trailer park

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic Flatulent Hell

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: racy tripping trailer park

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Alcoholic Flatulent Hell

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: racy tripping trailer park

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic Flatulent Hell

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Crimson Wonderful Love Of Her Life Regret

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: Exhilarant candlestick maker community account

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134738)