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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
poppy passionate patrolman
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
gay school cafeteria
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
poppy passionate patrolman
  07/26/25
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pearl boltzmann internal respiration
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haunting laser beams hospital
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Shivering sandwich market
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
poppy passionate patrolman
  07/26/25
At a bar
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propecia mathematica
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Not hygienic
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Supple Library
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
poppy passionate patrolman
  07/26/25
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gay school cafeteria
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Supple Library
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
pearl boltzmann internal respiration
  07/26/25
I know what to say
bonkers theater idea he suggested
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
poppy passionate patrolman
  07/27/25
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Big out-of-control stag film
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Snowy Titillating Step-uncle's House International Law Enforcement Agency
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pearl boltzmann internal respiration
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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unhinged state
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
curious violet wrinkle
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yapping round eye private investor
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
ultramarine slimy field associate
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
unhinged state
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
poppy passionate patrolman
  07/26/25
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gay school cafeteria
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embarrassed to the bone kitty double fault
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
gay school cafeteria
  07/26/25
(who did it)
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  07/26/25
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pearl boltzmann internal respiration
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
gaped base
  07/26/25
which dad tp
lascivious piazza roommate
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Erotic stage
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: poppy passionate patrolman

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: gay school cafeteria

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: poppy passionate patrolman

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: pearl boltzmann internal respiration



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: haunting laser beams hospital



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Shivering sandwich market

We’ve all been there

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: poppy passionate patrolman

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: soggy hairless puppy kitchen

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: pearl boltzmann internal respiration



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: jade area immigrant



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Lavender institution fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: medicated voyeur



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: rose whorehouse place of business



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: useless topaz potus principal's office



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: jet motley university



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: poppy passionate patrolman



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: yapping round eye private investor



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: unhinged state



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Magenta Stead



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Histrionic bawdyhouse multi-billionaire



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: mauve disturbing blood rage



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy adulterous knife locale

Not hygienic

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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: gay school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Supple Library

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: poppy passionate patrolman

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: gay school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Supple Library

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: pearl boltzmann internal respiration

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: bonkers theater idea he suggested

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: poppy passionate patrolman

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Big out-of-control stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Snowy Titillating Step-uncle's House International Law Enforcement Agency

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: pearl boltzmann internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: buff free-loading senate indirect expression

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: unhinged state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: curious violet wrinkle

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: yapping round eye private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: ultramarine slimy field associate

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: unhinged state

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: poppy passionate patrolman

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: gay school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone kitty double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: gay school cafeteria

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: impressive bistre fat ankles locus

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: pearl boltzmann internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: gaped base

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: lascivious piazza roommate

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Erotic stage

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49134975)