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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
Light startling mad-dog skullcap
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
slippery bearded stage patrolman
  11/24/25
No
at-the-ready dingle berry
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
Light startling mad-dog skullcap
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
trip sickened indian lodge
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
at-the-ready dingle berry
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Mewling twinkling uncleanness
  11/25/25
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excitant beta ape kitchen
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I'm Indian
Mewling twinkling uncleanness
  11/24/25
dot or feather
Light startling mad-dog skullcap
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
Mewling twinkling uncleanness
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
Light startling mad-dog skullcap
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
Mewling twinkling uncleanness
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
Swashbuckling mood heaven
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
Light startling mad-dog skullcap
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
Swashbuckling mood heaven
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
Light startling mad-dog skullcap
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
Swashbuckling mood heaven
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
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  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
slippery bearded stage patrolman
  11/24/25
yes
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of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
Chartreuse Hideous Depressive State
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
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soul-stirring parlor
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Emerald feces
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cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
Violent Startled Doctorate Degenerate
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
Light startling mad-dog skullcap
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
Violent Startled Doctorate Degenerate
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
vigorous point
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I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
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Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
multi-colored glassy french chef
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
slippery bearded stage patrolman
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
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"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
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  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
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Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
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Light startling mad-dog skullcap
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CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
Scarlet Odious Turdskin Therapy
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thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
Chartreuse Hideous Depressive State
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
domesticated dog poop windowlicker
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
Scarlet Odious Turdskin Therapy
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
fishy charismatic market
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
Scarlet Odious Turdskin Therapy
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
Spruce dilemma toaster
  11/25/25
...
Violent Startled Doctorate Degenerate
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
up-to-no-good wild telephone public bath
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
Outnumbered church building nowag
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
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  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Light startling mad-dog skullcap

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: slippery bearded stage patrolman

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: at-the-ready dingle berry

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Light startling mad-dog skullcap

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: trip sickened indian lodge

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: at-the-ready dingle berry

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Mewling twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: excitant beta ape kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Mewling twinkling uncleanness

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Light startling mad-dog skullcap

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Mewling twinkling uncleanness

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Light startling mad-dog skullcap

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Mewling twinkling uncleanness

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling mood heaven

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Light startling mad-dog skullcap

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling mood heaven

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Light startling mad-dog skullcap

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling mood heaven

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Smoky razzmatazz background story station

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: slippery bearded stage patrolman

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stag film azn

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Chartreuse Hideous Depressive State

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Light startling mad-dog skullcap

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: vibrant swollen roommate principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Emerald feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Violent Startled Doctorate Degenerate

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Light startling mad-dog skullcap

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Violent Startled Doctorate Degenerate

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: vigorous point

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Dashing electric furnace

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: multi-colored glassy french chef

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: slippery bearded stage patrolman

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Medicated sienna keepsake machete son of senegal

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: Frozen preventive strike immigrant

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Cobalt autistic menage foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: racy native striped hyena

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: shivering garrison gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Light startling mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Scarlet Odious Turdskin Therapy

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Chartreuse Hideous Depressive State

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: domesticated dog poop windowlicker

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Scarlet Odious Turdskin Therapy

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: fishy charismatic market

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Scarlet Odious Turdskin Therapy

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Spruce dilemma toaster

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Violent Startled Doctorate Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: up-to-no-good wild telephone public bath

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Outnumbered church building nowag

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: white site

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2...id#49460651)