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EPAH, T or F, native Hawaiians are the Mexicans of the Sea?

They're squat, brown, don't speak English, interestingly als...
Arousing hissy fit
  12/11/25
You're thinking of Micronesians and Samoans/Tongans, not Haw...
Dead Reading Party Plaza
  12/15/25
180 Do you speak any Hawaiian pidgin English?
Arousing hissy fit
  12/15/25
Yeah but only as a joke since I don't want people to think I...
Dead Reading Party Plaza
  12/15/25
180 lol
Arousing hissy fit
  12/15/25
Filipinos = sea Mexicans. Kānaka Maoli are giant people who...
mauve garrison potus
  12/11/25
This seems personal for you...
Arousing hissy fit
  12/11/25
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Arousing hissy fit
  12/12/25
why would you expect it to be any different? all the new wor...
glittery hunting ground theater
  12/12/25
I guess I didn't expect them to be LITERALLY INDISTINGUISHAB...
Arousing hissy fit
  12/12/25
Actual Hawaiians are very tall and large. You are describing...
mauve garrison potus
  12/12/25
Where do they live mostly? I saw lots of Hawaiians they were...
Arousing hissy fit
  12/12/25
Local parts of the islands, out and about in public - grocer...
mauve garrison potus
  12/12/25
I saw loads of em. They look Brown imo. I saw some fat ones....
Arousing hissy fit
  12/12/25
Cr. The pure-blooded males *average 6'6". They're elus...
Dead Reading Party Plaza
  12/15/25
If you find one, approach him as if he was your best childho...
mauve garrison potus
  12/15/25
They're similar on that they both very polite and deferentia...
bistre alpha
  12/12/25
Hawaiians are nicer overall imo
Arousing hissy fit
  12/12/25


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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Arousing hissy fit

They're squat, brown, don't speak English, interestingly also don't speak Hawaiian, have a ton of kids they can't afford, criminals, work construction. Honestly indistinguishable from Beaners but they are AZN somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2...id#49503357)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Dead Reading Party Plaza

You're thinking of Micronesians and Samoans/Tongans, not Hawaiians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2...id#49511607)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Arousing hissy fit

180

Do you speak any Hawaiian pidgin English?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2...id#49511609)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:09 PM
Author: Dead Reading Party Plaza

Yeah but only as a joke since I don't want people to think I'm a try-hard haole guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2...id#49511615)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Arousing hissy fit

180 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2...id#49511638)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: mauve garrison potus

Filipinos = sea Mexicans. Kānaka Maoli are giant people who don’t work and their kids spend their days listening to brudda Iz and spray painting ILLEGALLY OCCUPIED LAND on walls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2...id#49503383)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Arousing hissy fit

This seems personal for you...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2...id#49503470)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Arousing hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2...id#49504267)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: glittery hunting ground theater

why would you expect it to be any different? all the new world and oceania natives are like this. there isn't some tonga wakanda out there where the natives are doing great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2...id#49504283)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: Arousing hissy fit

I guess I didn't expect them to be LITERALLY INDISTINGUISHABLE from beaners in every way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2...id#49504323)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: mauve garrison potus

Actual Hawaiians are very tall and large. You are describing Filipinos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2...id#49505327)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Arousing hissy fit

Where do they live mostly? I saw lots of Hawaiians they were all normal sized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2...id#49505329)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: mauve garrison potus

Local parts of the islands, out and about in public - grocery stores or whatever. Pay close attention. It’s a separate ethnic group. They are typically not engaged in service jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2...id#49505345)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: Arousing hissy fit

I saw loads of em. They look Brown imo. I saw some fat ones. Didn't see any tall ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2...id#49505353)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Dead Reading Party Plaza

Cr. The pure-blooded males *average 6'6". They're elusive though, so not typically spotted on tourist itineraries.

If you go up some of the valleys by Waimanalo, you might be fortunate enough to catch a glimpse of a very big one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2...id#49511604)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: mauve garrison potus

If you find one, approach him as if he was your best childhood pal and tell him you’re a big admirer of James Cook. He’ll appreciate this and will hook you up with a da kine Hawaiian beef sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2...id#49512064)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: bistre alpha

They're similar on that they both very polite and deferential to White people IRL, but then behind their backs openly express their hatred of White people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2...id#49505338)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Arousing hissy fit

Hawaiians are nicer overall imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2...id#49505344)