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Little known fact about 401ks
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:18 PM Author: iridescent impertinent useless brakes Following Trump’s EO signed in August 2025, your 401k’s “cash equivalent” fund is now a swap that pays you a higher rate of return but will be completely wiped out if there’s a market crash. MAGA! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743114) |
Date: March 14th, 2026 3:19 PM Author: Electric French Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743123) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: Useless Rose Temple What's a "cash equivalent" fund? I only know 401k and roth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743143) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: iridescent impertinent useless brakes If you have $ in your 401k that isn’t invested it usually sits in a cash equivalent account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743182) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: Red Business Firm Nibblets how wld it be "wiped out" nigga this maeks no sense even if u had STOOK etf it wldnt be wiped out in crash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743195) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:39 PM Author: iridescent impertinent useless brakes read the fine print. you’re basically acting as an insurer for various funds which pay you a higher rate of return (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743203) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:41 PM Author: Red Business Firm Nibblets that sounds very jewish i havent had a 401k in a decade plus, converted it to IRA but it was always hilarous to me how they restrict what u can invest in a 401k so these kikes can make more fees, its the biggest furking scam, when i had my 401k with schwab i cant even invest in VOO, SPY, it was some stupid mutual funds with 10x higher fees (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743210) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:41 PM Author: flushed cheese-eating fortuitous meteor water buffalo this can't be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743457) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:26 PM Author: Curious Mint Trailer Park Haunted Graveyard link? i can't find anything about this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743146) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:29 PM Author: orange hyperactive alpha hominid flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743155) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:31 PM Author: Harsh Ruby Theater Stage Deer Antler Seems fine. Just allows retarded 401kmos to buy super high fee alternatives they don't understand and get fleeced by Lutnick, Kushner, et al
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/08/democratizing-access-to-alternative-assets-for-401k-investors/ |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: Red Business Firm Nibblets that was the whole point of 401ks u anti semite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743197) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: Useless Rose Temple I am buying bitcoins in my 401k by using schwab pcra (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743177) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: marvelous office goal in life why would your 401k be in a "cash equivalent fund" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743180) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:36 PM Author: iridescent impertinent useless brakes any portion of your 401k that isn’t invested in stocks or bonds is typically set to default into a cash equivalent account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743190) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:38 PM Author: bright cracking whorehouse halford do you mean a settlement account?
money market mutual fund? |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:39 PM Author: onyx garrison mexican Why would anyone care about that. It should all at least be in bonds if you are nearing retirement anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743206) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:41 PM Author: Well-lubricated becky Are you a retard? Your portfolio should not be 100% bonds or even more conservative investments if you are “nearing” retirement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743212) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:58 PM Author: onyx garrison mexican I said “at least” meaning ideally it isn’t in bonds. Stop Gaslighting me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743271) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: Well-lubricated becky You said “ It should all at least be in bonds” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743347) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: Red Business Firm Nibblets good goy, u get a free day pass to the tel aviv holocaust museum & pool club ($19.99 "Auschwitz remembrance fee" still applies plus 45% tip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743218) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:56 PM Author: provocative center elastic band the idle money should be invested in $DJT, the $TRUMP memecoin, and World Liberty Financial by default (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743260) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:59 PM Author: iridescent impertinent useless brakes don’t forget about commemorative 9/11 gold coins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743273) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: provocative center elastic band don't test the chemical composition of those coins if you know what's good for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743292) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: iridescent impertinent useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49743295) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: shaky parlour scourge upon the earth WTF? The sweep account at mine is just some basic federal money market fund? What horrible provider did your employer select for your plan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49745308) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:58 PM Author: "'''''"'''"""''''" Reminder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2...id#49910217) |