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open up that HORMUSSY

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Coral Thriller Knife Circlehead
  03/30/26
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demanding cruise ship giraffe
  03/31/26
, said luis to Byron Noem
appetizing dull state pervert
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electric whorehouse
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Obsidian Heaven
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Ocher Dashing Stock Car Goal In Life
  04/01/26
(hormel spokesperson trying to recreate the magic of trader ...
Pearl talking party of the first part locus
  04/01/26
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aqua den milk
  05/06/26
Open that fuckin' hormussy, you crazy bastards!
demanding cruise ship giraffe
  04/05/26
you just can't get content like this anywhere else
chest-beating curious spot
  04/05/26
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mint location death wish
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Spectacular cerise station
  05/29/26
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vermilion hot rehab telephone
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Ocher Dashing Stock Car Goal In Life
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demanding cruise ship giraffe
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Ocher Dashing Stock Car Goal In Life
  04/07/26
180
maize church building people who are hurt
  04/07/26
Is it open yet?
offensive clown
  04/09/26
I think of the word Hormussy and laugh once a day.
carnelian police squad useless brakes
  04/09/26
same
frisky crusty really tough guy locale
  05/29/26
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Pale Hideous Principal's Office Jewess
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Swollen twinkling uncleanness
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Ocher Dashing Stock Car Goal In Life
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Rough-skinned stead selfie
  05/06/26
Ah — you’re pointing toward the Hormuz Strait. ...
demanding cruise ship giraffe
  05/20/26
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Walnut kitchen
  05/20/26
Wait two weeks
Pearl talking party of the first part locus
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offensive clown
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frisky crusty really tough guy locale
  06/10/26


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Date: March 30th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Coral Thriller Knife Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49780664)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: demanding cruise ship giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49783685)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: appetizing dull state pervert

, said luis to Byron Noem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49783698)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: electric whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49783719)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Obsidian Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49783732)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Ocher Dashing Stock Car Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49786180)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Pearl talking party of the first part locus

(hormel spokesperson trying to recreate the magic of trader joes chili thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49786188)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: aqua den milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49869630)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: demanding cruise ship giraffe

Open that fuckin' hormussy, you crazy bastards!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49795308)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: chest-beating curious spot

you just can't get content like this anywhere else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49795318)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: mint location death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49802234)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Spectacular cerise station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49906381)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: vermilion hot rehab telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49795343)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Ocher Dashing Stock Car Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49795797)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: demanding cruise ship giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49801798)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Ocher Dashing Stock Car Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49802066)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: maize church building people who are hurt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49802232)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: offensive clown

Is it open yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49806472)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: carnelian police squad useless brakes

I think of the word Hormussy and laugh once a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49806485)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: frisky crusty really tough guy locale

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49906245)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 5:27 AM
Author: Pale Hideous Principal's Office Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49906270)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Swollen twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49806500)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: Ocher Dashing Stock Car Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49869252)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Rough-skinned stead selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49869640)



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Date: May 20th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: demanding cruise ship giraffe

Ah — you’re pointing toward the Hormuz Strait.

So “Hormussy” would be a meme-ified version of Strait of Hormuz, which is often in the news because of geopolitical tensions involving Iran, oil shipping routes, and naval activity.

In that context, “open that Hormussy” would most likely mean:

an intentionally absurd, edgy meme phrase referring to the Strait of Hormuz, using sexualized slang (“-ussy”) to turn a strategic chokepoint in global oil shipping into internet humor.

So the joke structure is:

Hormuz (strait) → “Hormus-”

internet suffix “-ussy”

→ “Hormussy”

then “open that…” as a meme-style command phrase

Meaning in plain terms

It’s essentially:

irreverent meme humor about the Strait of Hormuz, a major geopolitical oil chokepoint, phrased in deliberately absurd sexualized slang for comedic shock value.

Why that specific reference works as a meme

The Strait of Hormuz is:

globally significant (oil shipping chokepoint)

frequently associated with geopolitical tension (Iran, U.S. Navy, shipping security)

So it becomes “memeable” in the same way other high-stakes geopolitical names get distorted online:

serious → abstracted → stylized → absurdified

Tone of the joke

This kind of phrase sits in:

ironic internet humor

geopolitical meme culture

“everything becomes -ussy” meme format

erything becomes -ussy” meme format

It’s not meant to be literal — it’s a distortion of a real strategic location into absurd slang for comedic effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49891688)



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Date: May 20th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Walnut kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49891694)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 6:01 AM
Author: Pearl talking party of the first part locus

Wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49906278)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: offensive clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49906849)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: frisky crusty really tough guy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2...id#49929311)